Top 100 Quotes from Fundamentalist Chat Rooms
 

I struggled over whether or not to post this, but in the end, I decided it was just too funny to go left unseen.

http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Gre...an_chat_rooms/

Now, let it be known that this is not a "bash Christianity" or "pile on the Christians" thread. We all know that there are some atheist morons, and that fundamentalists of all ilk can be very amusing ESPECIALLY WHEN TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT. So, if you decide to grind your anti-Christian axe in this thread, be prepared for me to jump on you with both feet and a tire iron.


That said, take a look at the mindset of some of these individuals.

I am constantly amazed at the absolute positions taken on the internet.

It makes me wonder if people are posting these sorts of ignorant comments to see how quickly people correct them. I have fundamentalist friends. They don't say stuff like this. I can understand how someone can feel anonymous and therefore post things they would not say in public. Still, I don't see how people can be this naive.

This one messes with my mind.

This one made me cry.

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I'm scared.

OK This shit can't be real.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh my god, those are awesome. To be fair, there are only a few people in the world that monumentally stupid. Even someone atheist like me recognizes that most theists are intelligent and kind individuals.

Every time I think we're making headway I read crap like this and realize the dark ages are just around the corner.

It's ok things will be easier once the earth is flat again.

http://www.freejesus.net/home/viewtopic.php?t=5423

Quote:

If you are serious about seeking information to help your son then you will research all sources including those that gay activists lie about. Heterosexuals commit suicide after and during counseling for their problems so to paint NARTH with a broad brush of failure based on lies promulgated by gay activists shows your sources of information are wrong.

FreeJesus just got a new member.

Oh you'll love this Will:
"Middle-aged and elderly liberals are pretty much lost causes—the brain damage is probably irreversible (maybe neurosurgeons will come up with some kind of procedure for it, though)."

Honestly this thread there alone makes me seizure. It was comments like these from my family and other religious people that made me think, "What...?" I was 12! And they made me go, "What?!"

Apparently being gay is not beyond a lifestyle choice. /shakes head violently/

Y'know, the site's called Free Jesus. I looked and I looked, but I couldn't find any way to claim my free Jesus anywhere.

I did, however, find this:

It doesn't seem to make any distinction between fornication in or out of wedlock. So if all fornication is a sin...

You know what? Never mind. It's like shooting whales in a bucket. Way too easy.

I read somewhere that in a recent political poll 60% said they do not believe in evolution. It is probably wrong depending on how they asked the question but if it is even in the ballpark I am amazed.

Funny thing is these polls with be succeeded by stronger, better, more accurate polls.

:lol: And the weaker polls didn't reproduce as much, so their conclusions were lost over a few generations.

SO TRUE!

I honestly am still laughing at that simple statement. I can perfectly imagine my good friend, the raging EMT Atheist, saying exactly that.

Sinner. That's evolution. Humor has no place in religion.

No, no, no. It's all about getting Jesus out of prison. Sort of like "Free Hat" from Southpark.

I don't know what to say about this posting...as an atheist, it's very tempting to post something condescending in response; however, it's really just a testament to human...well, maybe not stupidity, but ignorance. People living in bubbles. I'm afraid to actually follow the OP-link. I'm afraid it will just disparage me...it sounds like what happens when you cross stereotypical AOL chatrooms with any subject. In this case, the subject is by itself way to easy to criticize...dangerous...

Actually, fornication is considered sexual intercourse out of wedlock. Sexual intercourse with your spouse makes God happy.

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Interesting little tidbits. I try not to think much of this level of ignorance. It makes the good Christians look bad. :sad:

I just lost 30 IQ points reading that.

HOLY SHIT, some people are beyond help.

I refuse to believe that. Brainwashing can be undone. If Nazis after WWII can sincerely apologize to Jews, if whites from the generation preceding the boomers can apologize to blacks, and if My grand parents can apologize to the Japanese who were interned... there's always hope.

Somehow, I can't help but feel that this is appropriate:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c110/TGFM/304.png

no, most theists are just like any other people, regardless of their religious orientation: stupid and/or ignorant beyond belief.

They'll right this madness.

Your faith in people never ceases to amaze me. :expressionless:

You should watch Jesus Camp, if you haven't already. The brainwashing begins at a very young age and to shake that foundation is near damn impossible unless the person actually wants to absorb new information. Especially after the mind has matured and cemented the information that was beaten into it.

Aye.

I'm taking this as a compliment.
I have seen it, though I had to leave about 3/4 the way through. Someone who is brainwashed since birth is not incapable of breaking said brainwashing. I am living proof.

My aunt-in-law to my infant nephew before his baptism, "Today we're going to get your name put in a very special book in heaven."

I was a bit taken aback. There's a fucking book? God can't just remember who got baptised?

The presiding pastor, "Some shit about the infant having lived in sin since conception (and thus implicitly being hellbound if he happened to die prior to his baptism)."

Apparently the two that were miscarried before him are in hell. I really wanted to raise my hand and be dismissively confrontational, but then i remembered that i wasn't in high school and would probably have to get along with my sister in law's family for a while so i just caught my mom's eye and we shared a disappointed shudder.

I don't object to theism in its most general sense, but i have yet to find more than a few actual representations of it that don't in some way make me want to vomit.

Original sin means that aborted or miscarried children are in hell, yes. Also dogs or people that just never got around to getting baptized.

The insane part, though, is that one can baptize with any liquid in an emergency, and most church bodies accept it. Imagine baptizing a fetus with a Diet Coke that was still-born. That's vomit-worthy in my book.

I bet you can get that with a side of fries, and serve it to the Irish.

There are many things in religion that make me sick, but I can't bash it. I feel there is something, I just doubt that it is anything we can comprehend.

Also, I never got along with most religious people's inability to step back from who they are and just think, "Maybe I am wrong." I do this all the time, and it makes me quite agreeable. I am right in my mind... but I can still be wrong, and I can accept that. They should too.

Ahem. Please don't make me put that in modscript. If you want to talk about experiences with individuals, that's fine. This is not the thread to discuss groups.

I actually went to many of those forums to figure out what they were saying in context. I was still unsettled.

They need to make a pill that temporarily makes you doubt everything you every believed to be true. But I would probably take too many of those pills.

It sounds like the same can be said for almost anything, not just religious beliefs. You can see examples of this even here in TFP on the Political board (believe it).

woah! i'm rather speachless...it blows my mind that people could be this damn stupid.

...i have so much that i would like to say about this..but the words just arent coming.

i think my brain has just fizzled out.

Wait, what?

I'll have you know that all dogs go to heaven.

According to the bible, animals don't have souls. According to Disney, mice can have adventures.

Will, you're here! And I thought FreeJesus would consume all your internet time.Why must you ruin my world!


That is why one sees a distinct lack of my opinions in that specific board.

How come we can't speak monkey?:lol:

This one:

And my favorite:

I must say though that I can't fathom people being as stupid as some of those quotes purport. It seems likely that at least some of those must be bullshit or written by detractors.

Glad to see the site is still up and funny ;) :p

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=117496

I had to stop reading when I started to grant it enough validity to start framing arguments. Sorry, but this sort of thing is prima facie evidence that the people on this list and those who have expressed substantially similar opinions are not mentally competent in any legal sense of the word. Frankly, there were several items in there that were probably legally actionable (though I think that the laws that would have to be used are odious for any purpose.)

Do not misunderstand: I am not bashing Christians. These are not Christians. These are morons. Clinically.

Those Creationists
Did not evolve from monkeys
have a banana.

Brilliant!

Will, you say that as if an inability to integrate the evidence of one's senses with one's thought process were nothing more than a lifestyle choice. (See what I did there? Didn't it sound really stupid? I still think it's more effort than it's worth if it were possible.)

I'm not suggesting to convert anyone. I answer people's questions. For some people, that's enough to get them into a more comfortable lifestyle (atheism or agnosticism). The only circumstance where I would actively undo the brainwashing demonstrated in Jesus Camp is if it were a close family member who was on a self destructive path as a direct result of said brainwashing.

Atheists don't actively convert people, at least none that I know.