The nine most badass bible verses. (slightly nsfw)

[albania]

Go to the website some of the comentary on these quotes had me cracking up.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15699...le-verses.html
For the lazy here they are bare bones:

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#1

[casual user]

that was pretty funny, especially the parts about how egyptians had huge dongs

[Charlatan]

Someone should make a film of these stories...

[LoganSnake]

Originally Posted by casual user

that was pretty funny, especially the parts about how egyptians had huge dongs

That was my favorite part as well.

[Halx]

Originally Posted by Charlatan

Someone should make a film of these stories...

Especially the one about the prostitute.

[Punk.of.Ages]

"This had to be right after God realized his plan for a male-dominated society had a fatal flaw, which is that the women could prevail in any conflict simply by grabbing the men's junk."


Too funny.

[Plan9]

Awesome compilation of the best-selling fiction novel of all time.

[ays]

Great thread and verses!

Originally Posted by Crompsin

Awesome compilation of the best-selling fiction novel of all time.

Oh wow, we have the universal authority of that which is Truth among us!

All bow to thee!

.. you're fiction

[Plan9]

Originally Posted by ays

Oh wow, we have the universal authority of that which is Truth among us!

MacGyver?! WHERE?

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I like the illustrations especially. Ever kill a pile of men (300-style) with the jawbone of an ass? Whew! Imagine the amount of work involved!