The nine most badass bible verses. (slightly nsfw)
 

Go to the website some of the comentary on these quotes had me cracking up.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15699...le-verses.html
For the lazy here they are bare bones:

#9
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...g/badass1b.jpg

#8
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...g/badass3b.jpg

#7
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...g/badass5b.jpg

#6
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...g/badass7c.jpg

#5
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim.../badass8bb.jpg

#4
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...g/badass10.jpg

#3
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...g/badass12.jpg

#2
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...g/badass13.jpg

#1

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...g/badass14.jpg

that was pretty funny, especially the parts about how egyptians had huge dongs

Someone should make a film of these stories...

That was my favorite part as well.

Especially the one about the prostitute.

"This had to be right after God realized his plan for a male-dominated society had a fatal flaw, which is that the women could prevail in any conflict simply by grabbing the men's junk."


Too funny.

Awesome compilation of the best-selling fiction novel of all time.

Great thread and verses!


Oh wow, we have the universal authority of that which is Truth among us!

All bow to thee!

.. you're fiction

MacGyver?! WHERE?

...

I like the illustrations especially. Ever kill a pile of men (300-style) with the jawbone of an ass? Whew! Imagine the amount of work involved!