Jimmy Dean sausage rant - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Craven Morehead · 11-20-2007, 07:57 AM

http://consumerist.com/consumer/audi...?autoplay=true

That's a BIG family.

BadNick · 11-20-2007, 12:30 PM

Thanks, funny stuff ...but damn serioius. Reduction in the quantity I thought I'm paying for is not a trend that I want to see happening. Now that I think of it, I bet the gas stations will soon be selling 3 quarts for $3 and try to pan it off as a "deal"! I also read the comments and noticed that we can blame this on Bush, so that settles that, too. And it reminded me to have breakfast tomorrow morning at the local Bob Evans since we don't have Jimmy Dean around here yet, but I'm taking my little pocket scale.

bobby · 11-21-2007, 07:48 AM

have a great recipe for stuffed mushrooms using Jimmy Dean sausage....guess I'll be on a reduced intake diet now...xoxoxoo

Craven Morehead · 11-21-2007, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby

have a great recipe for stuffed mushrooms using Jimmy Dean sausage....guess I'll be on a reduced intake diet now...xoxoxoo

I think we have the same one, its great.

Mith · 11-23-2007, 08:13 PM

I saw this on another board and laughed for quite a while. He sounds like some of the customers I speak with.

Plan9 · 11-23-2007, 09:07 PM

God damnit. I fucking loathe sausage. Lemme tell ya a story:

...

(steps into time machine, scars erode, hair extends, tattoos disappear)

In 2002, I used to work as a CAD monkey for a GSA company that did work for Lockheed Martin / DotN, etc.

Ya know what I got for a x-mas bonus one year?

A giant Jimmy Dean sausage. Musta been like 18" long, 4" thick.

A FRIGGIN' SAUSAGE. A donkey dong's worth of sausage.

No cash, no card... a giant sausage. What every single guy in his 20s needs.

Bastards.

Amaras · 11-23-2007, 09:13 PM

Oh Cromp', you've got the best fucking stories.
I worked NPI in Engineering in a $250 per yr company,
and we once got backpacks. Cheapass ones you expect
you're child to destroy over one semester.

11-20-2007, 07:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	Jimmy Dean sausage rant http://consumerist.com/consumer/audi...?autoplay=true That's a BIG family.

11-21-2007, 07:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	have a great recipe for stuffed mushrooms using Jimmy Dean sausage....guess I'll be on a reduced intake diet now...xoxoxoo __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo

11-23-2007, 08:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mith Tilted Location: Mesa, AZ	I saw this on another board and laughed for quite a while. He sounds like some of the customers I speak with. __________________ Mith

11-23-2007, 09:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	God damnit. I fucking loathe sausage. Lemme tell ya a story: ... (steps into time machine, scars erode, hair extends, tattoos disappear) In 2002, I used to work as a CAD monkey for a GSA company that did work for Lockheed Martin / DotN, etc. Ya know what I got for a x-mas bonus one year? A giant Jimmy Dean sausage. Musta been like 18" long, 4" thick. A FRIGGIN' SAUSAGE. A donkey dong's worth of sausage. No cash, no card... a giant sausage. What every single guy in his 20s needs. Bastards. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

11-23-2007, 09:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	Oh Cromp', you've got the best fucking stories. I worked NPI in Engineering in a $250 per yr company, and we once got backpacks. Cheapass ones you expect you're child to destroy over one semester. __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

11-20-2007, 12:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Thanks, funny stuff ...but damn serioius. Reduction in the quantity I thought I'm paying for is not a trend that I want to see happening. Now that I think of it, I bet the gas stations will soon be selling 3 quarts for $3 and try to pan it off as a "deal"! I also read the comments and noticed that we can blame this on Bush, so that settles that, too. And it reminded me to have breakfast tomorrow morning at the local Bob Evans since we don't have Jimmy Dean around here yet, but I'm taking my little pocket scale.