Leave Britney Spears ALONE! *Sob*
 

ha.

I don't even want to watch that again. really painful to watch. it's pathetic!

is this the same guy? what a traumatizing character.

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Uh hello? Ms Spears? Yeah, this is the past calling and we'd like you to return the extra couple of years you took past your original 15 minutes.....

*looks at the videos* These guys need to take medication for being so emo.

"We are biologically brothers, but spiritually we are lovers" Creepy.

what in the fucking fuck was that fucking....icky icky fucking foo!!!

"For my next self-serving vid, I will cut off my dick while singing my own version of "Oops! I Did It Again"."

I keep running into this vid and I honestly can't watch more than 30 seconds without becoming extremely uncomfortable. I believe it's performance art.

oh my god, bangin' bros? this isn't funny anymore.:paranoid:

I hope so.

I sincerely hope so.

Here's the funny part: if it is performance art, it's brilliant.

If it's real, it's scary as fuck.

Go to youtube and watch the video of him performing britney's song gimmie more... it's great... hahha.

No...I think I'm gonna take a pass on that one. Thanks anyway.

yeah, I think I've about maxed out my attention potential for this sad, sad man.

I thought it was a woman until that *disturbing* video of him and his brother. Now I'm scared.

Wow, I'd rather chloroform myself or shoot a flaregun into my navel than watch these clips.

That's so pathetic.

leave chris alone! right now! i mean it!

:D

I watched this since you all are commenting on it.

You are all my enemies now....that is disturbing

:shakehead:

Couldn't watch more than about 15 seconds of it.

if i've watched it like a dozen times, busting out in peals of hysterical laughter each time, is that bad?:sad:

Haha, nah. I just found it to be annoying. :P

Seth Green even does it!

At least that one cracked me up :D

Holy, fucking, shit. Okay, so being all openly gay, and crazy is funny...but incest? And making out with your brother? I dunno, but I call bullshit. I don't know.

I watch my six year old act like this at least once every week. Usually when I won't let her have gummi bears.

Somewhere, deep inside, we all know bullshit like this was the reason our ancestors invented alcohol.

Yeah, I'm tempted to call bullshit, too. A part of me wants this to be a practical joke and this Chris fool is having a laugh at our expense. I want to believe this.

Well, he said that he didn't act on the Britney vid, but he does on others.

Ok, the Seth Green one was actually funny. I like how he promoted Robot Chicken too, rofl.

Humanity has come a long way :confused:

Natural Selection is taking a break, it seems.

He was on the Howard Stern show on Thursday.
He swears he wasn't acting.
Still not sure I believe that.

jesus fuck!

i think ive just been scarred for life.

The really scary (and sad) thing? The dude is real.

And he's a star!

fucking fuck. that just pisses down my back AND tells me it's raining.

You see. Once again it is proved to me that we do deserve to die. :)

Chris Crocker might be a real person, but I am still convinced that his online persona is fakery designed to do exactly what its done: get him a lot of attention and make him a star.

well, of course...i don't know if it could have been designed for quite this little shit storm, but certainly a cry for attention. his 15 will be up soon enough, but i can't believe this dickweed has fans. people that *like* this crap? amazing.

i'm getting old.

"Production company 44 Blue has hired Crocker, and co-founder Rasha Drachkovitch told Variety magazine they'd been looking at the online star for about a year before the Britney video became popular.

"It's going to pretty much be the 'Chris Crocker experience'," he said.

"We consider him a rebel character that people will find interesting. He's going to be a TV star." "


if this isn't a sign of the impending collapse of civilization, I don't know what is.

So...contact them, and voice your severe displeasure.

44 Blue Productions
4040 Vineland Ave
Suite 105
Studio City, CA 91604

reception@44blue.com

p: (818) 760-4442
f: (818) 760-1509

Man that's annoying.. Seth Green's version was WAY better..

He was recently on Maury...



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Definitely not for real. That guy has a great sense of humor and is a brilliant actor I might add !

I'm going to pull a Maddox and mail him some Johnson & Johnson No-More-Tears baby shampoo.

What thats a guy..?? geez..now that makes it even more pathetic.

I have become dumber because of watching that video; thank you, now I can't do my quantum mechanics homework anymore.

Hehe, that was pretty funny.

Well, you could check out Britney Spears guide to Semiconductor Physics - The physics of optoelectronic technology.

Whoa! I'm surprised someone hasn't shut that site down for being unholy.

and i thought i was all fucked up.............

i first saw it on one of VH1s webclip shows, and kept thinking STFU.

Wow...just wow..

If you thought this video was annoying before, check out the remix.