"Pluto Tells All" by John Scalzi

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From Wikipedia:

John Michael Scalzi II (born May 10, 1969) is an author and online writer, best known for his Hugo Award-nominated science fiction novel Old Man's War, released by Tor Books in January 2005, and for his blog Whatever, at which he has written daily on a number of topics since 1998. He has also written a number of non-fiction books.

From his blog:

An Early Birthday Present From Me to You: "Pluto Tells All"

My birthday isn't until Thursday, but I got you something early and don't want to wait to share it. It's a short story I wrote, called "Pluto Tells All," in which our most famous dwarf planet gets candid about life, the universe and everything, in the style of Esquire magazine's "What I've Learned" articles. I had fun writing it.

Click the link below to read the amusing short story, "Pluto Tells All."

http://subterraneanpress.com/index.p...y-john-scalzi/