Do you know the difference between having Guts and Balls? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

blkdmnd · 11-27-2005, 09:39 AM

Guts or Balls????

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Sho Nuff · 11-28-2005, 03:31 AM

HAHAHAHA

Mantus · 11-28-2005, 09:29 PM

YES! Thats a keeper.

alpha phi · 11-28-2005, 09:41 PM

:rofl: that's hilarious

11-27-2005, 09:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
blkdmnd Addict	Do you know the difference between having Guts and Balls? Guts or Balls???? We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below .... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. __________________ I blow my nose at you. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

11-28-2005, 03:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sho Nuff Addict Location: Harlem	HAHAHAHA __________________ I know Nietzsche doesnt rhyme with peachy, but you sound like a pretentious prick when you correct me.

11-28-2005, 09:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
alpha phi seeker Location: home	:rofl: that's hilarious __________________ All ideas in this communication are sole property of the voices in my head. (C) 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 "The Voices" (TM). All rights reserved.

11-28-2005, 09:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	YES! Thats a keeper.