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Temporary_User · 05-19-2005, 09:35 PM

haha the last one to laugh, thinks slowest.
I was going to post this thinking someone could explain it to me, but right before i hit submit... it came to me.

A man from "deep country" went to the Montego Bay Airport, very hysterical, carrying his luggage, passport, and other necessary items for travel. He anxiously asked the agent at the ticket counter, (with thick Jamaican accent)" Do, sell me a ticket to Jeopardy, ma'am." The agent looked confused."Jeopardy, Sir? Where is that?" The man got even more anxious & agitated. "Mi nuh ha' time fi fool. Jus' sell mi a ticket to Jeopardy."

The agent looked through her map and other materials. "Sir, there is no such place! Are you sure that's where you need to travel?" The man lost his temper and slammed his fist on the counter."Look, 'ooman. Mi seh mi nuh have time fi fool. Mi hear pon mi radio dis mawning seh 900 jobs inna Jeopardy so ah de suh mi wan' fi go NOW!"

05-19-2005, 09:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Temporary_User Psycho	Jeopardy , sir? haha the last one to laugh, thinks slowest. I was going to post this thinking someone could explain it to me, but right before i hit submit... it came to me. A man from "deep country" went to the Montego Bay Airport, very hysterical, carrying his luggage, passport, and other necessary items for travel. He anxiously asked the agent at the ticket counter, (with thick Jamaican accent)" Do, sell me a ticket to Jeopardy, ma'am." The agent looked confused."Jeopardy, Sir? Where is that?" The man got even more anxious & agitated. "Mi nuh ha' time fi fool. Jus' sell mi a ticket to Jeopardy." The agent looked through her map and other materials. "Sir, there is no such place! Are you sure that's where you need to travel?" The man lost his temper and slammed his fist on the counter."Look, 'ooman. Mi seh mi nuh have time fi fool. Mi hear pon mi radio dis mawning seh 900 jobs inna Jeopardy so ah de suh mi wan' fi go NOW!"