CSflim

An old man marries a younger woman, but cannot satisfy her in the bedroom. They go to counseling and the therapist suggests they take a vacation to somewhere romantic. They do so, but they old man is still unable to satisfy his new wife. He makes a call to the therapsit who recommends the old man hire a pool boy to wave a white towel over them during their love making session. The old man will try anything to please his new bride, so he hires a pool boy for the job, but he still cannot please his young wife, so he calls the the therapist again. This time the therapist says he should wave the flag while the pool boy has a go at the wife. The old man says indignatly, "That's the fucking stupidist idea I have ever heard!" and hangs up. They live out the remainder of his short life miserable and never are intimate again.

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soccerchamp76

I have heard this before but without this retarded ending. The real ending is "The old man waves the white towel and his wife has several mind-blowing orgasms with the pool boy. When they are done, the old man replies, "That is how you wave a towel!""

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mazagmot

I beleive that the original was actually posted here in the forum. CSflim just seems to be having a little bit of fun at the joke's expense.

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SirLance

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GM2

That was from a contest on Somethingawful. The theme was jokes with real life endings. Some of em are kind of funny.

questone

Thanks soccerchamp76