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Old 04-09-2004, 07:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."

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Old 04-09-2004, 07:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Ooooh, owned ^__^
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Old 04-09-2004, 10:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hah not where i thought the joke was going
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Old 04-09-2004, 02:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hah not where i thought the joke was going
Yeah, me neither!
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Old 04-09-2004, 05:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haha

good twist
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Old 04-10-2004, 04:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hahaha
That took me awhile to get
I was like theres no door under a table
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Old 04-10-2004, 08:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I was getting ahead of the story and thinking the hole... under the table kinda thing.. and in PUBLIC! lol.. guess I was wrong
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Old 04-10-2004, 12:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Good one, bobby!
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Old 04-10-2004, 08:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hahah great joke, I didn't expect the end
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Old 04-10-2004, 09:32 PM   #10 (permalink)
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nicely done
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Old 04-10-2004, 09:37 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Ouch...
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Old 04-11-2004, 01:18 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Yeah I was thought it was going in a dirtier direction as well. American Wedding anyone?
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Old 04-11-2004, 09:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I don't get it?
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Old 04-11-2004, 09:38 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I enjoyed that joke a great deal and found it highly humorous.
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Old 04-12-2004, 08:47 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Good twist! My dirty mind was tricked, hehe.
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Old 04-12-2004, 09:50 AM   #16 (permalink)
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