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Old 03-22-2004, 09:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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St. Peter

Did a search and didn't see this posted. Definately old, but still good...

Peter is consoling mary of magdalin at the bottom of mount olive. When he hears this faint whisper say "Peter, Peter". Peter then jumps up and says "my lord calls me I must see what he needs". he starts to go up mount of olive and just before he gets to the cross a roman centurian guard grabs him and tosses him down the hill. he dusts him self off and again hears in a faint whisper "peter, peter" he then procedes to go back up the hill again just before he reaches the cross he gets grabbed again and tossed down the hill. he then thinks "im going to go around the hill to get to the cross". he goes ariund and gets to the cross and gets a ladder and puts it up to the cross and starts to climb to the top. as he reaches he says to jesus "my lord what do you need?" Jesus says in a faint whisper "peter peter. I can see your house from here"
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Old 03-23-2004, 05:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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