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paddyjoe · 09-15-2003, 04:37 AM

A guy walks into a bar, orders a double, then loudly proclaims " all lawyers are assholes"
From down at the end of the bar a voice pipes up " hey, I resent that!"
" Oh, so what are you, a lawyer?" the newcomer answers back.
" No, I'm an asshole", came the reply.

scansinboy · 09-15-2003, 11:44 AM

Got a chuckle out of me... Good one.

Flesh · 09-15-2003, 02:14 PM

heheh

Midlandmadman · 09-16-2003, 10:57 AM

that was cute! hahaha

Brewmaniac · 09-16-2003, 12:59 PM

Made me laugh! Thanks

stldickie · 09-16-2003, 01:21 PM

made me giggle

09-15-2003, 04:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Quick lawyer joke A guy walks into a bar, orders a double, then loudly proclaims " all lawyers are assholes" From down at the end of the bar a voice pipes up " hey, I resent that!" " Oh, so what are you, a lawyer?" the newcomer answers back. " No, I'm an asshole", came the reply.

09-15-2003, 11:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	Got a chuckle out of me... Good one. __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

09-16-2003, 10:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	that was cute! hahaha __________________ Its good to be back.

09-16-2003, 12:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Made me laugh! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

09-16-2003, 01:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
stldickie Addict	made me giggle

09-15-2003, 02:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	heheh