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Old 09-06-2008, 02:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
Living in a Warmer Insanity
 
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Headache Solution

Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His wife is lying in bed and replies, "I think you'll find that's a
sheep, you idiot."

The man says, "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."
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Old 09-06-2008, 04:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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and that's when the fight started...
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 09-06-2008, 04:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
Upright
 
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hahah excellent
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Old 09-07-2008, 02:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
 
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ha!

good stuff.
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 09-07-2008, 04:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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OMG, I LOL'd so hard!!!
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:15 AM   #7 (permalink)
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HA! ahhh,thats priceless
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