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Old 06-09-2008, 03:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Three Women

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a
mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided they needed
to spice up their love lives. All three agreed to wear black leather
bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their
respective lovers.
After a few days they meet up for lunch and compared
notes. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came
over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we
made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at
his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my
eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word,
but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my
mother's house for the night when my husband came home I was wearing the
leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As
soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?'


Another way get her really pissed!
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Old 06-10-2008, 12:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hah!

Is it sad that I could possibly see myself uttering that comment? :S
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Old 06-13-2008, 06:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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OMG funny!
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Old 06-19-2008, 11:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Nisses
Is it sad that I could possibly see myself uttering that comment? :S
not at all.


That was freakin' great. i havnt had a laugh like that in a day or two.
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