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An Italian, an Irishman & a Chinese man are hired to work on a construction site.
On the first day the foreman points to a huge pile of sand & says to the Italian, "You're in charge of sweeping."

To the Irishman he says, "You're in charge of shovelling."

To the Chinese man he says, "You're in charge of supplies."

He tells them that he has to go somewhere & when he returns 2 hours later he finds the huge pile of sand untouched.

"Why didn't you sweep any of it?" he asks the Italian.

The Italian replies in a heavy accent," I no gotta broom, an you tella me dat da Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies

but he disappear & I no finda him".

The foreman then turns to the Irishman & asks why he didn't shovel. "Aye, well I couldn't get meself a shovel.

Ye let the Chinese fella in charge of supplies but I couldna find him".

The foreman is furious & storms off looking for the Chinese fellow.

He can't find him anywhere & is getting angrier by the minute.

Suddenly the Chinese man jumps out from behind the pile of sand & yells,

"Supplies!! "

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Redlemon

I thought that's what I'd find here...

(from UHF by Weird Al Yankovic)

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