Another Mother-in-Law Story... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Eviltree · 06-25-2003, 08:48 PM

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and
mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who
explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over
$5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

The guy says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and
we can do a very nice burial here."

The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

TerresqueÜ · 06-25-2003, 09:05 PM

Pahahah! Classic!

Kiowa444 · 06-26-2003, 12:17 AM

outstanding!

bravo49 · 06-26-2003, 01:01 AM

Another excellant joke

DustoffXL · 06-26-2003, 10:47 AM

I wouldn't risk it with mine either!

Mister Coaster · 06-26-2003, 01:23 PM

I actually have a great relationship with my mother in law. We even smoke out together!

This is a great joke, however!

06-25-2003, 08:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	Another Mother-in-Law Story... A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

06-25-2003, 09:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Pahahah! Classic! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-26-2003, 01:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mister Coaster Big & Brassy Location: The "Canyon"	I actually have a great relationship with my mother in law. We even smoke out together! This is a great joke, however! __________________ If you have any poo... fling it NOW!

06-26-2003, 12:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
Kiowa444 Upright	outstanding!

06-26-2003, 01:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Another excellant joke

06-26-2003, 10:47 AM	#5 (permalink)
DustoffXL Upright	I wouldn't risk it with mine either!