Well .. I slept with your mother! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

bjambjam · 11-30-2007, 10:21 AM

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other.
He screams, “Oh ya .. well, I slept with your mother!”
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens for a reply ... but nothing.
So the first guy yells again, “Your mother gave me head twice this morning!”
Finally the other had enough and says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

optik_nerve · 11-30-2007, 10:25 AM

Ahhh.. that's a goodie.

Heard it somewhere -- I think it may have been posted here before.

11-30-2007, 10:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
bjambjam Upright	Well .. I slept with your mother! Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other. He screams, “Oh ya .. well, I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens for a reply ... but nothing. So the first guy yells again, “Your mother gave me head twice this morning!” Finally the other had enough and says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.” __________________ "Be the change you want to see in the world"

11-30-2007, 10:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
optik_nerve Psycho Location: Florida	Ahhh.. that's a goodie. Heard it somewhere -- I think it may have been posted here before.