conversequietus

I did read this recently in Maxim, but I'm posting it anyway just in case no one has heard it.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Wanna go ride bikes?

I thought that was brilliant.

opentocomments

Hey i dont hav
That was a goo
Ok i am going to play nintendo

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Flesh

haha, i like that.

CSflim

Brilliant!

Meridae'n

That's pretty fucken funny!

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bongobong

Woo yay! Pretty good!

Midlandmadman

thats pretty low ............ hahaha!!!!!!!

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Mitzkrieg

hehe, read that issue of maxim. mmmmmmm...... shania twain

darksparkles

that's clever.

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