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A businessman meets a beautiful girl and she agrees to spend the night with him for $500. So they do. Before he leaves the next morning, he tells her that he doesn't have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam,
Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that :

1) it had never been occupied;

2) that there was plenty of heat;

3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check with the following note:

Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady. Send the agreed rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlord

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One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
~~David Letterman

viveleroi0

lol

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manalone

Good one

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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

DEI37

Nice one. I love it.

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Flesh

lol nice~

oblar

hehe that is definatley one i need to remember

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rundmv

heh, I've heard something like that before, funny

opentocomments

that was wonderful but too bad ill never be able to remember it all

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