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Meier_Link · 05-04-2005, 07:03 AM

Not sure this post belongs here, but since you're all my confessors I'll put it here anyway.

The most amazing coincidence occured last night. I was out with my friends, as is my usual Tuesday night activity, only on this night it was my birthday. We were shooting pool and in walks one of the most attractive girls that I have seen in the bar, along with two guys. Right off I notice a ring on her finger, left hand. Off limits, I think. After ordering a drink they approach our pool table and she asks if she can play next game, to which I gladly oblige. She tells me that it's her birthday. I tell her that it's mine too, which she doesn't believe and asks to see my id. After looking at it she says that we are born on the same year too. Incredible. She hugs me and smiles a lot, things I take as flirtation, and I am not entirely innocent of it myself. After the second game I ask her which of these guys she's with is her fiance. Neither, she states clearly, though she does appear to be affectionate with one of them to me. She tells me she works in the service industry and that's why she wears the ring. Two o'clock rolls around and they are about to leave. She hugs my neck and kisses me gently on the neck, a gesture I return. Then she looks at me, smiles, and says "Good." And like that she's gone. Twas it fate that brought us together on this unusual night? Perhaps a huge missed opportunity for me... However she told me where she works and I intend to track her down. Either way it made for a good and memorable birthday night.

lindseylatch · 05-04-2005, 07:07 AM

wow, a hot, mysterious lady. what could be more alluring?

Carno · 05-04-2005, 07:08 AM

Lucky guy

Hope it works out for you.

maryjane · 05-04-2005, 07:37 AM

Sounds like a great start to a Penthouse forum letter. Find her and follow up!

cellophanedeity · 05-04-2005, 07:43 AM

That sounds wonderful! Sort of like the beginning of a romantic comedy.

Now watch, you'll coincidently start finding her all over your sprawling metropolis, always with a different guy. The two of you go out for coffee and things, where she explains to you that they're all clients. You're a bit untrusting, but don't say anything to her. So you talk to your buddies about this (You'd have the fat friend, the gay friend, the tough friend, you know? All of the stereotypes?) and they convince you to do something stupid. The next time you get together with this lady you do the stupid thing and she storms out on you in the rain. This is where you run after her, kiss her and the two of you make up after a bit of yelling. It all pans out with you and her driving around on a bright sunny day, playing the newest pop song.

But yah, I'm glad your birthday was memorable! Sorry I missed it!

Redlemon · 05-04-2005, 08:00 AM

No, no, cellophanedeity, after the 'storming out in the rain' we need a montage of each of them moping alone, with sad music playing.

RCR · 05-04-2005, 08:04 AM

Thats a great story, good luck in finding her, and keep us posted!

tres · 05-04-2005, 08:07 AM

Service Industry??? what "service" does she provide? and if she came to the bar with these two guys, who were they to her? I'm a little skeptical......

Sticky · 05-04-2005, 08:37 AM

cellophanedeity and Redlemon, chicks would love that flick.

MSD · 05-04-2005, 10:47 AM

I'm going to track you down so I can point and laugh at you in person when you wake up in a tub of ice with no kidneys.

BalloonKnots · 05-04-2005, 10:48 AM

Those are all very good signs that she is available. Who kisses a stranger on the neck?!? I say go track her down asap!!! The force is strong with this one.

lindseylatch · 05-04-2005, 01:51 PM

My mom started wearing a wedding ring after she started getting hit on by her male patients (she's been married the whole time, she just never wore a ring).
So, if she works with a lot of male clients, and doesn't want them hitting on her, that would be a reason to wear a ring.

doncalypso · 05-04-2005, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meier_Link

Not sure this post belongs here, but since you're all my confessors I'll put it here anyway.

The most amazing coincidence occured last night. I was out with my friends, as is my usual Tuesday night activity, only on this night it was my birthday. We were shooting pool and in walks one of the most attractive girls that I have seen in the bar, along with two guys. Right off I notice a ring on her finger, left hand. Off limits, I think. After ordering a drink they approach our pool table and she asks if she can play next game, to which I gladly oblige. She tells me that it's her birthday. I tell her that it's mine too, which she doesn't believe and asks to see my id. After looking at it she says that we are born on the same year too. Incredible. She hugs me and smiles a lot, things I take as flirtation, and I am not entirely innocent of it myself. After the second game I ask her which of these guys she's with is her fiance. Neither, she states clearly, though she does appear to be affectionate with one of them to me. She tells me she works in the service industry and that's why she wears the ring. Two o'clock rolls around and they are about to leave. She hugs my neck and kisses me gently on the neck, a gesture I return. Then she looks at me, smiles, and says "Good." And like that she's gone. Twas it fate that brought us together on this unusual night? Perhaps a huge missed opportunity for me... However she told me where she works and I intend to track her down. Either way it made for a good and memorable birthday night.

She's bad news, son.... I'd advise you back off because that whoe setup is a recipe for total disaster.

kel · 05-04-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct

I'm going to track you down so I can point and laugh at you in person when you wake up in a tub of ice with no kidneys.

GOOD ONE. Okay enough caps. You really did make me get my drink up my nose.

Martian · 05-04-2005, 05:12 PM

Back off, hell... where's the sense of adventure? Sure, you have no idea what this girl's about but if you go in with no expectations than what's the worst that can happen? It doesn't work out and you move on. Possibly sans kidneys.

Coppertop · 05-04-2005, 05:18 PM

I just want to say I've gotten a lot of enjoyment out of this thread so far.

cowgirl02 · 05-04-2005, 06:37 PM

Did she tell you where exactly she worked? And if you do try to track her down, where are you going to start? Its a good idea im just a little skeptical on how exactly you would go about doing this. Oh yah by the way... HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAy!!!!!

Sorry i guess that i didnt read the last sentence correctly!!!!

But happy late birthday anyways!!!

tenchi069 · 05-04-2005, 07:05 PM

Service Industry probably means she is a waitress. Every pretty waitress will get hit on by 99% of the single men she serves so the ones that get tired of it will rather spend 5 minutes explaining the ring to the 2 or 3 guys she DOES want to know better and the rest of her time working and not making excuses about how she has to do her hair... Both my sisters have worked as waitresses and several friends both male and female so I know for a fact this is a common practice. As far as why she had the ring on that night ( which I'm sure someone will ask ). My wife wears several rings and she says she doesn't feel right when one of them is off.

Peace.

Tenchi

silver2k · 05-05-2005, 04:31 AM

wrong post...nvm

Gamer90 · 05-05-2005, 08:14 PM

Why didn't you get her number?

TroutKind · 05-05-2005, 08:24 PM

Oh man, I was expecting an erotic ending! I guess the "what if" syndrome is in full effect.
Good luck in future endeavors with stalking her down. It will probably be worth it.

ranger · 05-05-2005, 08:30 PM

just be careful, check for whips and chains and tell people where you might be.

seriously though, watch your back. had something similar happen to somebody i know and she turned into a psycopathic blood-sucking clinger.

franvineyard · 05-06-2005, 02:09 PM

My birthdays coming up.

dlish · 05-08-2005, 10:35 PM

why dont u tell us where she works and we'll all go there with you, sit on the side whilst passing popcorn to each other..meanwhile having the tissues handy (for the tears..dont get any ideas you guys! lol)

we'll let you know if she's got the kidney cutters...so we're on your side

id agree with the waitresses being hit on..im a male and used to get a lot of chicks hitting on me when i was a waiter..so u can imagine the women..although im not entirely sure what he means by 'service' industry either...hmmmm

05-04-2005, 07:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
Meier_Link Psycho Location: in a state of confusion	Birthday Night Not sure this post belongs here, but since you're all my confessors I'll put it here anyway. The most amazing coincidence occured last night. I was out with my friends, as is my usual Tuesday night activity, only on this night it was my birthday. We were shooting pool and in walks one of the most attractive girls that I have seen in the bar, along with two guys. Right off I notice a ring on her finger, left hand. Off limits, I think. After ordering a drink they approach our pool table and she asks if she can play next game, to which I gladly oblige. She tells me that it's her birthday. I tell her that it's mine too, which she doesn't believe and asks to see my id. After looking at it she says that we are born on the same year too. Incredible. She hugs me and smiles a lot, things I take as flirtation, and I am not entirely innocent of it myself. After the second game I ask her which of these guys she's with is her fiance. Neither, she states clearly, though she does appear to be affectionate with one of them to me. She tells me she works in the service industry and that's why she wears the ring. Two o'clock rolls around and they are about to leave. She hugs my neck and kisses me gently on the neck, a gesture I return. Then she looks at me, smiles, and says "Good." And like that she's gone. Twas it fate that brought us together on this unusual night? Perhaps a huge missed opportunity for me... However she told me where she works and I intend to track her down. Either way it made for a good and memorable birthday night.

05-04-2005, 07:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
lindseylatch Addict Location: Seattle, WA	wow, a hot, mysterious lady. what could be more alluring? __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -Voltaire

05-04-2005, 08:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	No, no, cellophanedeity, after the 'storming out in the rain' we need a montage of each of them moping alone, with sad music playing. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

05-04-2005, 08:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
tres Insane Location: Long Island, NY	Service Industry??? what "service" does she provide? and if she came to the bar with these two guys, who were they to her? I'm a little skeptical...... __________________ "Its better to be hated for who you are, then loved for what your not" --Van Zant "Tell me and I forget. Show me and I remember. Involve me and I learn."

05-04-2005, 01:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
lindseylatch Addict Location: Seattle, WA	My mom started wearing a wedding ring after she started getting hit on by her male patients (she's been married the whole time, she just never wore a ring). So, if she works with a lot of male clients, and doesn't want them hitting on her, that would be a reason to wear a ring. __________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -Voltaire

05-04-2005, 07:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Lucky guy Hope it works out for you.

05-04-2005, 07:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
maryjane Upright Location: Burnt Mattress, Arkansas	Sounds like a great start to a Penthouse forum letter. Find her and follow up!

05-04-2005, 07:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	That sounds wonderful! Sort of like the beginning of a romantic comedy. Now watch, you'll coincidently start finding her all over your sprawling metropolis, always with a different guy. The two of you go out for coffee and things, where she explains to you that they're all clients. You're a bit untrusting, but don't say anything to her. So you talk to your buddies about this (You'd have the fat friend, the gay friend, the tough friend, you know? All of the stereotypes?) and they convince you to do something stupid. The next time you get together with this lady you do the stupid thing and she storms out on you in the rain. This is where you run after her, kiss her and the two of you make up after a bit of yelling. It all pans out with you and her driving around on a bright sunny day, playing the newest pop song. But yah, I'm glad your birthday was memorable! Sorry I missed it!

05-04-2005, 08:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
RCR Crazy	Thats a great story, good luck in finding her, and keep us posted!

05-04-2005, 08:37 AM	#9 (permalink)
Sticky	cellophanedeity and Redlemon, chicks would love that flick. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

05-04-2005, 10:47 AM	#10 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I'm going to track you down so I can point and laugh at you in person when you wake up in a tub of ice with no kidneys.

05-04-2005, 10:48 AM	#11 (permalink)
BalloonKnots Tilted	Those are all very good signs that she is available. Who kisses a stranger on the neck?!? I say go track her down asap!!! The force is strong with this one.

05-04-2005, 05:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	Back off, hell... where's the sense of adventure? Sure, you have no idea what this girl's about but if you go in with no expectations than what's the worst that can happen? It doesn't work out and you move on. Possibly sans kidneys.

05-04-2005, 05:18 PM	#16 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	I just want to say I've gotten a lot of enjoyment out of this thread so far.

05-04-2005, 06:37 PM	#17 (permalink)
cowgirl02 Tilted Location: Dallas, Texas	Did she tell you where exactly she worked? And if you do try to track her down, where are you going to start? Its a good idea im just a little skeptical on how exactly you would go about doing this. Oh yah by the way... HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAy!!!!! Sorry i guess that i didnt read the last sentence correctly!!!! But happy late birthday anyways!!! __________________ "If you judge people, you have no time to love them"- Mother Theresa No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. Last edited by cowgirl02; 05-04-2005 at 06:39 PM..*

05-05-2005, 04:31 AM	#19 (permalink)
silver2k Upright	wrong post...nvm

05-05-2005, 08:14 PM	#20 (permalink)
Gamer90 Tilted	Why didn't you get her number? __________________ *This posting is provided "as is" with no warranties, and confers no rights*

05-04-2005, 07:05 PM	#18 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	Service Industry probably means she is a waitress. Every pretty waitress will get hit on by 99% of the single men she serves so the ones that get tired of it will rather spend 5 minutes explaining the ring to the 2 or 3 guys she DOES want to know better and the rest of her time working and not making excuses about how she has to do her hair... Both my sisters have worked as waitresses and several friends both male and female so I know for a fact this is a common practice. As far as why she had the ring on that night ( which I'm sure someone will ask ). My wife wears several rings and she says she doesn't feel right when one of them is off. Peace. Tenchi __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

05-05-2005, 08:24 PM	#21 (permalink)
TroutKind Tilted Location: Washington	Oh man, I was expecting an erotic ending! I guess the "what if" syndrome is in full effect. Good luck in future endeavors with stalking her down. It will probably be worth it.

05-05-2005, 08:30 PM	#22 (permalink)
ranger Crazy Location: antioch IL	just be careful, check for whips and chains and tell people where you might be. seriously though, watch your back. had something similar happen to somebody i know and she turned into a psycopathic blood-sucking clinger. __________________ there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and my way, which is the wrong way faster.

05-06-2005, 02:09 PM	#23 (permalink)
franvineyard Upright	My birthdays coming up.

05-08-2005, 10:35 PM	#24 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	why dont u tell us where she works and we'll all go there with you, sit on the side whilst passing popcorn to each other..meanwhile having the tissues handy (for the tears..dont get any ideas you guys! lol) we'll let you know if she's got the kidney cutters...so we're on your side id agree with the waitresses being hit on..im a male and used to get a lot of chicks hitting on me when i was a waiter..so u can imagine the women..although im not entirely sure what he means by 'service' industry either...hmmmm __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy