SpikeQX99

Well, I've done a lot of wanking in my times, and some of my spots include...

In the car (gotta have a napkin or something handy! Stop at BK or McD's before you wank and you can get napkins there)

When I first started figuring out what it could do, I was shopping for school clothes at JCPenney's and decided that the dressing room would be a cool place, with all the mirrors and such.

My grandparents house. They always had KY under the sink in the bathroom, so that was nice.

I took a road trip after I graduated from high school with a buddy and we stopped at some old farmhouse to crash one night, and I was sleeping in the back of the car, when I woke up and decided to beat off next to the big oak tree in the front yard.

Sometimes I leave my window open in my room on the odd chance that the people next door can see, because they leave the blinds open when they go at it, so I figure it's only fair to return the favor!!

Ahh... the good old days...

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feelgood

1. Classroom after everybody left (Yes, it was risky, considering that the door was open )
2. Work
3. School Bus
4. My gf's room, she was watching and it was under her parent's bedroom
5. Grandparent's place

You were watching me!?

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smellybilly

in my hand

Raleighbum

It's sooo easy for women... I'ts not fair.
With us guys you always need some space to unleash the beast.

If I'd do it...... My places could have been on an Airplane and Thai-Bath..

wrestler315

hmm... in the movie theater while i was watching resident evil... i felt the urge

in my aunt's house while surfing porn on her computer w/o her knowledge, while my cuzzins were layin on the bed behind me watching TV (they could have turned and seen me... but luckily they were watching Yu-Gi-Oh or something and I had 15 mins to myself)

in my aunt's pool, and i ejaculated like 20 seconds b4 she came out to give me a drink

bathroom... but that's not even interesting

in my spanish class o_0 i had on a big puffy sweatshirt, and i juss started yankin away =D

cjayemail

in a tent with my friend sleeping about 3 feet away from me

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Ofirethorn

The bathroom of the Sanger Theater, during Le Triviata.

murph

While driving (like everyone else, apparently HA)

At work (again, like everyone else)

At several friends and relatives houses

At restaurants (in the restroom) on long road trips

In a hotel room in Vegas with my mate (we'd both lost a lot of cash downstairs in the casino and when I got out of the shower, he didn't get the porn he'd rented turned off quick enough. One thing led to another...)

In dozens of dressing rooms

At a peep show in New York City

In the middle of the road at 4am when traffic was next to nil

On my front porch

On the balcony of an old apartment

On the balcony of a (very tall) hotel (facing into the woods)

I'm sure there's more...

Now, what are the strangest places I've had sex (including oral)?

See that list above? All of those except the middle of the road and the dressing room, plus the airplane (and when I had sex in Vegas it was on a different trip and with my wife)

cokelvr

Driving to and from work Daylight hours.
On a train.
In many a motel(in the sink or in front of the mirror, sitting on a chair, or for some variety laying on the luggage stand whatever happens to appeal at the time.)
In front of mirrors mostly, call me crazy I like to watch.

herostar

on a road trip, I was on a deserted road, pulled over, got out, enjoyed the view, and beat it

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Janey

I've used my waterbottle, while at work, in the office washroom stall.

I'll be doing it again too, it's kinda scary when somebody comes in and uses the stall right next to you...

karoshi

The hospital bathroom in Saiki Japan while visiting a sick relative.
They had these weird bidet type toilets that sprayed a jet of water... Damn, I gotta say...

Numbaguy

I love this thread! My answer is:
At work, right now (or perhaps in the next couple of minutes whilst I surf for something appropriate to get me going.
I find myself distracted most days until I can relieve myself and then get back to thinking about what I'm supposed to be doing.

Other places:
In church (it's true!) - I was in the choir, and I had a long robe on!
Driving (it keeps me awake sometimes)
My wife wanked me off in the water at a beach on St. Thomas.
In bed next to my wife, who had fallen asleep too soon, and I didn't have the heart to wake her.
Anyway, gotta go - got business to tend to . ..

bonehed1

WTF!?!?!?! LOL....I would have to say in my car driving and in my office at work.

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hoodedrobin

Driving down the notorious hill where I live

Behind the History teacher on a crowded charter bus heading back from a visit from the state's capital (g/f's help)

On another crowded bus on a band trip (it doesn't matter which - this was a regular occurence with or without the g/f's help)

And once at work. Which was after hours.

Blackthorn

You've waxed your wally, choked your chicken, punched your monkey, buttered the corn, practiced the five knuckle shuffle while driving a car!!!!! I might be able to pull this off (pardon the pun) if I was in a long straight away 110 mph zone. I'm thinking a peel me off the ceiling experience is not meant to be had behind the wheel...but that's just me.

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starbum

The ride broke down, there was hardly anyone on the ride....didnt finish, but bahahaha, looking back..... there *had* to be security cameras.

Otherwise, work & outdoors at a park at night. Got a mosqutio bite on it too, *that* was HORRIBLE.

neutone

In a park, in various gardens, on highways, every workplace, airplane, yacht, train, highschool class (the old leg bounce), girls dorm bathroom (I'm a guy), restaurants, in a tree (dangerous - I nearly fell out), off a cliff-into the sea, camping.

If my seed grew in the wild there'd be forests of little me's.

toilet_duck

This fuckin' thread rocks. Here's my list:

In the pacific ocean, while hanging onto a buyoy
on the roof of a local grocery store
inside the walk-in refridgerator at Pizza Hut
my friends house, on his mom's bed
at a cemetery
in a phone booth

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daddio82

Let's see... Boss's desk(phone), Tanning bed, Driving, wife (while driving), under blanket at baseball game...

toilet_duck

daddio82 -

That's pretty ballsy (no pun intended) to whittle your carrot at a baseball game. I salute you, sir.

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blar

public bathroom

janda_janda

not enough odd places - car, outside, whatever - it's exciting to read of other's escapades

going to make the best of time that is given to me in the future though

sushiboy

I have a question for all the male, public masturbaters. What the hell do you do with the nut? Leave it on the floor? wipe it on your pants?

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wegofsoma

all I can say is there is alot of weird ideas popping into my mind right now.


lol

blindsider

When I was in 7th grade in my geography class. Through my pocket. I can't believe how uncontrollable I was. My dick had a mind of it's own. It decided to jump up at the WORST times imaginable. Like on the school bus and right before I had to walk somewhere. Damn annoying. I am so glad those days are over. I am 20 now, yea haw.

radioguy

i just polished one off in the studio! i felt like i needed to contribute to this thread. no pleasure was gained from this episode, it was for ya'll!!

Aladdin Sane

Squishor, yes, it still counts.
And by the way, this thread seems to be a sausage party. If I didn't know better, I'd believe that you TFP girls are a pretty boring lot in the masturbation department.

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xxSquirtxx

LOL Not at all, but the question was: "Where is the <i>strangest</i> place you've ever masturbated." Not, "How often do you masturbate, HOW do you masturbate, etc..." I can assure you, <i>that</i> would not be boring.

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hawktro

high school library
department stores
laundry mat
outdoor pool ..ie raging waters

go-bots

every place i go i give it a couple of tugs. kind of like marking your territory.

Jack Ruby

Same here. Word for word

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biznatch

I second (or third...w/e) the airplane...in the bathroom of course...um...my gfs house back in the day with her parents right next to it...uh... family member's house...

OnlyLonely

In the car is obviously not as strange as many of us previously thought.. Mine was on 2 separate trips from cally to NC by myself... since then only a few to make up for the lack of the trip .. 2nd odd place.,. in the ocean while thousands of naive people sit on the beach clueless of my pleasures.. and of course as Im sure most of you are as well.. RIGHT NOW!! fun fun fun... who dont love a good spanking

MSD

Canada.

It's a strange place because people are polite, there's enough alcohol in the beer to make it good, and people stop for pedestrians in the crosswalk instead of speeding up and trying to get through before you can cross.

mattevil

In my boss's office that I shared waiting on a video I was editing to render.

YKK

sitting in the snow on the outskirts of a largish park whilst people were walking there dogs and things at about 8pm..

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R_R_R

At the casino - Hey, I was winning.

Right now.......In the computer lab at my school

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Grace, Too

In a porta-potty at a busy construction site. I was using a jack-hammer and it gave me a massive hard on, and I just couldn't let it go...

denim

You people make me feel like a freakin' monk! Anything I've done was so long ago that I don't remember much, but for what I do remember,

on the shore of a lake, at camp, behind a girl's bunk house
in the car. I was all over the road.