Eugeni

I just remembered another place: on top a parked crane in Bonn (Germany) in the middle of the night drunk on my way back home after partying.

Cynthetiq

I had a coworker who would leave her desk for "happy breaks"

Kept her in a good mood all day. If she started having a bad day she'd excuse herself and go to the bathroom for some relief.

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TheBrit

Ummm, my friend's mum's bedroom. The mum was really hot, and the friend had gone downstairs to fix something to eat and left me in there with the computer playing Leisure Suite Larry of all things....

Just had a crazy idea. Next time I am flying alone, wank whilst flying, and just before I climax, go for a negative G maneuver. That could be interesting...

Redlemon

I'll look forward to reading about you on Fark or the Darwin Awards.

erion

In my girlfriend's parents shower. She was with me at the time and taking care of her own business as well.

basmoq

the morgue? wow, hell I've only done it in my house, that's it, never even thought of doing it anywhere else...

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I have two hands. One on each of my joysticks.

Mac1

remind me to never use the bathroom on an airplane again

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In a "Nut Hut"/ "Brain Farm" for you earth people a Psychatric Hostpital.

Dawson70

I headin' on a road trip across country, I fill ya in, if I do anything wierd.

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sky_driver

In the garage of my old house with this slut I was getting blow jobs from. I would not have sex with her, I would just get blow jobs. She wanted me to masterbate in my garage with the door open so anyone driving by my house could look in and see. She was kind of screwed up anyway, as the first time we met at a bar she was opening her shirt and playing with her boobs. I am telling you, she was a screwed up girl.

pointbock69

alright, well, someone beat me to the airlplane restroom...

Silverbrain

Parking lot of my highschool, in my car, during the lunch hour. Have gotten a girl of in church, upper balcony during the sermon too, if that counts.

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kilmer

i ve done it behind the office desk in the bathroom at work and outside by the railroad and on the back of a car while strange girl driving. etc etc

ihatemets93

In the public library!

boardy33

in my backyard and at a baseball field, 100 yards from a neighboorhood, and 30 yards from bikers.

NuckingFuts

That's hot. Few things are sexier than watching a woman get herself off. I need to find a girl who will masturbate in front of me.

olly

I think my most bizzare place was a public library

cameroncrazy822

In a chum bucket on a coastal fishing charter.

bigvivian

When I was in school. In spanish class. checking out the set of lungs on the teacher. with other students in desks in front, behind, and beside me. I made an art out of rubbing my wang through my Levis without getting caught.

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RespectThat

i went to my ex girls house and jizzed all over the door knob

monkeydude

MY female Next door neighbours bedroom. And also in the bath is a good place

jordan_is_god

in a chum bucket on a fishing charter????? nothing gets me goin like a bucket o chum mmmmm mmmmmmm.... lol

toid333

On a bet - In a postal mail truck that was parked.
Also in the gym shower and previous jobs

SJOCK

Right smack-dab in the middle of a lake. I just got bored, swam out (long-ass swim) and decided that I wanted to see what it would be like to blow my load under-water. Not all too different from dry land.


I know a guy who creamed all over one of those buttons you push at an intersection to cross the road. He didn't tell me which though. Consequently, I usually wait until someone else pushes it...

jinobli

driving while masturbating can be fun

doggyfizzle

I had a business brunch with a really really hot client of mine, so on the way back to the office i had to stop somewehre to unload.

The only place that was open at that hour of the day was this place that had live "lingerie modeling."

Anyhow, needless to say, i was encouraged to "make myself comfortable"

Just in case you dont understand this, I whipped out my crank and buffed it to a glossy shine on the couch in front of the "lingerie model"

Rdr4evr

Where do some of our male masturbaters shoot their load......especially while in a car or somewhere random where a tissue is not available.

joellp

Like just about everyone else in the world apparently, I've done it in the bathroom at work, on a plane, and while driving.

BUT PLEASE masturbate quietly. I went in the men's room about a month ago and could hear some guy taking care of business in one of the stalls. For me, that was very disturbing.

Batski

lets see-
on a train, pretending to snooze under my coat as a blanket.
in department store changing rooms, trying on sexy underwear.
in every office I ever worked in.
in back of a car unbeknownst to the driver.
in toilets.
sitting at a table in a bar, and on the tube, coming from muscle clenching only though.
in a jacuzzi whilst with friends(!)
of course - out in nature.
on the beach.
................

Batski

oh yeah - and in libraries.

punk

so glad i never caught any male students at my high school jerking. i heard of a few stories. i was like... glad i wasnt there. id hate to see it.

seems to me libraries are a popular place...

public places. ive found its been my g\f whose done it for me, plane, bus, car

anyways i did do it once in the computer labs.. all alone after hours. (this going back 3 years now). i was soo in need of company after the girl at the time i was trying to hook in had left me there to finish my work.. :P

(yes, eventually i did hook up with her and she eventually became an ex )

boink

Danger Wank
masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught.
Increasing the thrill by trying to finish cranking one off before you are caught

Geoff, fancying a danger wank, stood in his mum's bathroom,leaving the door open, grasped his throbbing member and shouted "Mum!"

I dunno, I did at work once when I was about 18 or so, it was quite a while ago.

CHollman82

Okay, when I was 15 I went with my dad and my little sister to my uncles house for a week, we all shared a pull-out couch bed and my dad and sister fell asleep while I was watching TV. While channel surfing I discovered that my uncle got the playboy channel, and one thing led to another...

Also...
Gulf of Mexico in broad daylight,
Pool with people around,
Hot tub in a hotel,
Friends room on his recliner while he slept about 5' away,

Duanski

well my favorite was a public beach late at night
back when i first discovered it i would do it at school all the time.
airport restroom it had been a long time and the magazines well u know
Good memories

Squishor

Okay well here's the thing - for me, anyway, I can squeeze those muscles down there and get pretty stimulated. You know, like kegels. So I have been known to do this just anywhere, like in an elevator, while standing in line at the store, sitting at my desk, that sort of thing. I've never brought myself to orgasm that way and don't actually think I could - does it still count?

xim

i dont know if anyone will see my post way down here but when i was iono 13-15 i made a game of this, doing it wherever just to say i had. So I have many good ones:

Jr High Urinal
Alley on the way home (twice)
Dumpster behind texico
Airplane bathroom (seems like 2 or 3 times (like every time i fly))
freind's mom's living room when they were all sleeping or outside
in the car
In the back seat of the car at drivers ed (i didnt finish, that would be to obvious)
on the trampoline in the backyard
my living room
Highschool bathrooms
College bathrooms
Wardrobe room at the college (left a stain on the carpet)
biology lab (In highschool after hours I ganked it and put it under a microscope THEY REALLY SWIM!!!)
Freinds bathrooms
in class (when i was younger i could make myself come by just pushing on it for a long time)
In a portopotty a few times
Once in highschool I was taking a dump and the cheerleaders were painting signs outside the door and they all came into they guys bathroom to wash their hands so I did it while they were there

Actually I have always had a habit of doing weird things just so i could say "i did that".
Once I put my jizz in the microwave..... this girl im my chemistry class thought that was hilarious

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blahblah454

haha this thread is amazing! the only places i really do it is at home or relatives washrooms. And i can remember back when i was around 13 or so i did it at a friends house when he went to take a piss.
At my brothers house who had the playboy channel, he ended up coming home earlier than i thought he would and i heard his footsteps at the door, so i just turned off the TV and bolted it for the can. Anyways while i was in the can he turned on the TV which was still on playboy and he yelled out "i didnt leave it on that channel"

And on a side note: where do you guys put the mess when you are driving? Just throw it out the window or something? haha

Menoman

Isnt that like an instant ticket into hell? Jizzing on some dead guys forehead?

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My friends bathroom while sniffing his sisters' panty. Was the first pair of worn panties I got hold of in puberty