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m0rpheus · 07-16-2003, 05:28 AM

personally I just dont see the point. My sex life with my GF is great but due to our sometimes conflicting schedule (i work shift work so when I'm sleeping all day and she's sleeping all night it's kinda hard on the old sex life) I gotta be satisfied with a quick wank. Oh well. Good luck I guess.
__________
Wank-free since... ummm never mind the titty board calls

Bonesaw · 07-16-2003, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Donkeypuncher
I call.
bumper sticker
(everything in the store is pretty damned funny, really)

You have to post a picture of you at least holding the sticker, if not actually on your car.

Cool

Charlatan · 07-16-2003, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kadath
Almost everyone, I think. Charlatan seems on the fucking ball, actually, but I've restarted twice since the second. It's easy on days like today.

I've had a few close calls but I've managed to avoid the WANK... (although motdakasha's post about her wet panties just about sent me over when I read it today...

)

The odd thing is that I've only had sex once since June 29th as well... Something isn't right.

Bonesaw · 07-16-2003, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Charlatan
The odd thing is that I've only had sex once since June 29th as well... Something isn't right.

Sex...hmmm...been quite a while here. Wanking, while the outcome is satisfying most of the time, just doesn't match the awesome power of sex with the one you love.

Sparhawk · 07-16-2003, 06:20 AM

Okay, the only reason I've been 'wank-free' for the last 6 days is I've been so friggin busy, and the motherboard on my home PC fried. Mostly the latter reason.

I am the master of my domain.

BigJayz · 07-16-2003, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
I've done that before...

I do it alot!!!

Donkeypuncher · 07-16-2003, 09:29 AM

7 days, now. I'd like to thank you all for all of your support. I'd like to thank the Academy, and...

I wank, therefore I am.

pmb145 · 07-16-2003, 10:47 AM

I could never stop. Longest I ever went was 2 weeks when I was in Egypt. There is something about being in Egypt that kills the mood!

erion · 07-16-2003, 12:05 PM

That's because Dr Zahi Hawass and his Golden Mummy Strike Team are out to cease all wanking in their sovreign nation.

Sorry. I was overcome by an urge.

Mr-KLipp · 07-16-2003, 01:01 PM

New study shows that frequent wanking lowers your risk of prostate cancer. Take a look:

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=3102498

Donkeypuncher · 07-16-2003, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr-KLipp
New study shows that frequent wanking lowers your risk of prostate cancer. Take a look:

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=3102498

*ahem*
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=16841

Mr-KLipp · 07-16-2003, 01:13 PM

Heh, can't keep track of all the threads here. Besides, this seemed like an amusing place for the link.

ChaoticLimbs · 07-16-2003, 10:38 PM

No way. I would last maybe a week at best and even then, why?

oblar · 07-16-2003, 10:57 PM

Ok, well I lasted 2 weeks with absolutely 0 ejaculations. No s.o. fun and no wanking.

not sure why I decided to end it now, mainly because I felt no need to continue.

i guess the main reason that i started this was because I was wanking about every other day.. I want to go back to once a week or once every other week

so I give myself a new goal.. Wanking no more than once a week.

saucy knave · 07-16-2003, 10:58 PM

LMAO, okay. I ain't gettin none at the moment but I've never actually set out for a 'wank-free' streak. I forsee rough roads ahead.

Oh yeah and I've never had a wet dream, ever. Wonder if it might happen if I just lay off...lol

phredgreen · 07-17-2003, 02:15 AM

okay... i hadta let loose yesterday morning... i got my week down. with all the news about how frequent ejaculations are good for you, i'm wondering is i should keep going cold turkey (unflogged dolphin?) or just try to cut down... hm.

Elitegibson · 07-17-2003, 02:54 AM

Yeah, maybe I'd participate if I had a SO to reap the benefits with, but since I don't I'll just wank more to keep the average up for all of you who are participating.

Wank free for 0.0 days, and proud of it!

Charlatan · 07-17-2003, 10:38 AM

Tried to wank last night but just wasn't into it... I may outlast you all on account of my libido going south...

angela146 · 07-17-2003, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phredgreen
the whole point (how many times do i need to say this) is to get people away from wanking and back into bed with their better halves. good for you that you don't wank when you're with someone.

OK, let's address this directly:

Wanking is not a bad thing. It is not something you have to "give up" when you are with your other half.

My hubby and I do it all the time. Usually we are in bed together when we masturbate. Sometimes we do it at the same time and sometimes we take turns.

It's fun. It's good exercise. It improves sexual stamina.

If you would masturbate more often, guys, you might be able to get it up more often for your lady,

last longer while you're doing it

*and* take less time to recharge in between.

angela146 · 07-17-2003, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phredgreen
let me get this straight... you're sleeping with someone, therefore you <b>must</b> masturbate???

does this make NO sense to anyone else? i'm not asking you not to have sex, in fact i'd rather people be shagging than wanking. maybe i'm misisng something, rat... care to explain?

It makes perfect sense. You need to keep in shape when you're with your lover.

angela146 · 07-17-2003, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meridae'n
There was no way i was going to attempt this, but after getting caught the third time in 4 days by the better half, i owe it to myself to redirect my energies back to where they should be...

It isn't *your* energies that need re-directing, it's your SO's.

If he/she catches you, keep right on going until your needs are met (either by you or by your so).

Yes, I know, this might not work in your relationship. I'm just trying to illustrate the point that your need for wanking might be better solved by getting more from your SO or inviting your SO to join you

saucy knave · 07-17-2003, 07:54 PM

Aaagh, forget it! I can't just go cold turkey from multiple times a day.

Besides, that article about masturbation helping to prevent cancer has me creeped about going on wankless binges.

My new goal: once a day at most. (Please understand I'm not a greasy perv, just 'that age', and single. LOL)

fljay0000 · 07-17-2003, 10:04 PM

I've found that if I go a week or two without wanking, I get hard-ons much easier and they are much harder. Does anyone else find this to be true? Anyway, I'm up for the challenge.

Mael · 07-17-2003, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fljay0000
I've found that if I go a week or two without wanking, I get hard-ons much easier and they are much harder. Does anyone else find this to be true? Anyway, I'm up for the challenge.

my first month living in the dorms freshman year i didn't beat it at all, and by the time i finally did, i stiff wind could have gotten me hard. two stiff winds probably would have gotten me off. or a blowjob. but i had a much easier time finding the wind.

Jaseca · 07-17-2003, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mael
two stiff winds probably would have gotten me off.

I hope you had dark jeans on...

motdakasha · 07-17-2003, 11:17 PM

I'm just doing this because I'm competitive. Screw health.

suviko · 07-17-2003, 11:53 PM

Masturbation 'may prevent cancer'
By Judy Skatssoon
July 16, 2003

WHO cares if you go blind? An Australian study has found that frequent masturbation may protect men against prostate cancer in later life. A team led by Professor Graham Giles, head of cancer epidemiology at the Cancer Council Victoria, questioned more than 2000 men about their past sexual habits as part of a wider prostate cancer study.

The men, half of whom had prostate cancer, were aged between 40 and 69 and recruited from Sydney, Melbourne and Perth between 1994-98. The study indicated that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

"What we found was men who ejaculated most in their twenties, thirties and forties had about a third less prostate cancer risk than men in the lowest category of ejaculation," Professor Giles told AAP.

"The men who were the high performers in terms of ejaculating had a third less prostate cancer risk than men who were in the lowest category of ejaculation." He said one explanation for the apparent beneficial effects of self-pleasuring was that frequent ejaculation prevented semen from building up in the ducts, where it could potentially become carcinogenic. "For seminal fluid to be made it has to be concentrated about 600 times," Prof Giles said.

"So semen is a very potent and strong brew of lots of chemicals which, because of their biological reactivity, could be carcinogenic if left to lie around." The research is set to appear in the British Journal of Urology this weekend. Prof Giles said the prostate may have more similarities with the breast than previously thought - particularly in relation to the development of cancer.

He said the prostate was a secretory organ like the breast, which produced milk, only it produced semen. The researchers reasoned that just as breast feeding lowered a woman's risk of breast cancer, maybe liberal ejaculation could have the same beneficial effects for men.

Masturbation could also have the same positive effect on a young prostate gland as pregnancy had on breasts, Prof Giles said. "It might be rather like a first full-term pregnancy forces the breast tissue to fully differentiate and become grown up cells," he said.

"Maybe intense sexual ejaculation at the time when the prostate has finished growing to maturity might actually help it bed down and become a fully developed gland, rather than having too many cells lying around in it."

Prof Giles said previous reports had found an increased risk of prostate cancer among prisoners and Roman Catholic priests, while other studies suggested that having large numbers of female partners may be a factor.

However, while the Cancer Council study found benefits from masturbation, it was unable to replicate the evidence about lots of sex with lots of women. "In our study we found an effect for masturbation but we didn't find an effect for the number of female partners," he said.

Prof Giles said the study may have implications for prostate cancer patients who grew up at a time when the practice was frowned upon. He said the findings of the study needed to be repeated by other researchers before they could be confidently claimed to be true. Until then, men could breathe easy, he said. "I really think that masturbation is a quite normal human activity, and if the habit can also be shown to be healthy and beneficial, why not?"

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...5E1702,00.html

Handyman · 07-18-2003, 02:12 AM

If it prevents cancer, I guess God wants me to do it. Of course you Catholics are free to believe what the child molestors tell you, that jerking off is a sin....

fays · 07-18-2003, 02:26 AM

Hi everybody i am new to this site and want to say hello to all you wankers and so on. if you dont wank thats okay too hi anyway. personally i like to discuss something less sticky; however what ever makes you guys happy will concern me positively.

gangle · 07-18-2003, 02:49 AM

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...748163,00.html

If you check this out apparently wanking can help prevent prostate cancer.

MrFlux · 07-18-2003, 02:55 AM

[OFFTOPIC]
Let it be known that if one more person posts a link to the article RE: Prostate Cancer I will beat them with a sharp stick.
[/OFFTOPIC]

Fallon · 07-18-2003, 04:24 AM

Woah, I love all the support everyone here gives. Thanks a bunch guys!
/sarcasm

MacGnG · 07-18-2003, 09:27 AM

ok ok ok ok fine.

i joined

sub zero · 07-18-2003, 11:19 AM

WOOAAAH SHIIITTT

My head is fucking spinning circles kids. I haven't wanked since the date in my sig, and I'm feeling the god damn consequences. It doesn't help when your girl teases you hardcore and then breaks up with you. Jesus Christ I'm about to explode soon.

Man, then there's this other girl who is teasing me since me and my girl broke up. OMG I was like... STOP TEASING ME!

No more porn, no more teasing females (unless they're going to be serious with me), no more reading that gets my imagination going, no more being by myself, NO MORE!

I don't know about yall, but I can totally feel my manhood on the edge of explodeing all by itself whenever I get 'teased' by a girl. That teasing could be physically or just talk. Holy shit man, FEEL MY PAIN!

Ok ok, I had to get that out. Anywhoo, I'm still not giving up!
/angst

saucy knave · 07-18-2003, 12:17 PM

haha...

I can't even imagine how things would feel after how long you've lasted. Good luck!

WhoaitsZ · 07-18-2003, 01:42 PM

i've been meanin too make a mock sig

I've been wank free for... oh shit. forgot to wash my hands...

surrealxknight · 07-19-2003, 02:30 AM

joined.

Magpie0001 · 07-19-2003, 05:05 AM

I lasted a week, resetting clock.

lowridersss · 07-19-2003, 04:07 PM

I have found that when I have a steady girlfriend- that it tends to make it a hell of a lot easier not to rub one out. I find it is a mixture of wanting to save that feeling for when I am with her- and that in between times, it just makes it all the more enjoyable next time we are together.
So, does this challenge go to those who have girlfriends as well then?

JTMan33 · 07-20-2003, 09:02 PM

I'm in...sadly...but I will try not to wank it

07-16-2003, 05:28 AM	#161 (permalink)
m0rpheus bad craziness Location: Guelph, Ontario	personally I just dont see the point. My sex life with my GF is great but due to our sometimes conflicting schedule (i work shift work so when I'm sleeping all day and she's sleeping all night it's kinda hard on the old sex life) I gotta be satisfied with a quick wank. Oh well. Good luck I guess. __________ Wank-free since... ummm never mind the titty board calls __________________ "it never got weird enough for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

07-16-2003, 06:20 AM	#165 (permalink)
Sparhawk Dubya Location: VA	Okay, the only reason I've been 'wank-free' for the last 6 days is I've been so friggin busy, and the motherboard on my home PC fried. Mostly the latter reason. I am the master of my domain. __________________ "In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's incredibly hard. It's - and it's hard work. I understand how hard it is. I get the casualty reports every day. I see on the TV screens how hard it is. But it's necessary work. We're making progress. It is hard work."

07-16-2003, 09:29 AM	#167 (permalink)
Donkeypuncher Psycho Location: Pasadena, CA	7 days, now. I'd like to thank you all for all of your support. I'd like to thank the Academy, and... I wank, therefore I am. __________________ "take me down, little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the Queen of The Underground"

07-16-2003, 10:57 PM	#174 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	Ok, well I lasted 2 weeks with absolutely 0 ejaculations. No s.o. fun and no wanking. not sure why I decided to end it now, mainly because I felt no need to continue. i guess the main reason that i started this was because I was wanking about every other day.. I want to go back to once a week or once every other week so I give myself a new goal.. Wanking no more than once a week. __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

07-16-2003, 10:58 PM	#175 (permalink)
saucy knave Tilted Location: West Siiide	LMAO, okay. I ain't gettin none at the moment but I've never actually set out for a 'wank-free' streak. I forsee rough roads ahead. Oh yeah and I've never had a wet dream, ever. Wonder if it might happen if I just lay off...lol Last edited by saucy knave; 07-16-2003 at 11:02 PM..

07-16-2003, 10:47 AM	#168 (permalink)
pmb145 Crazy	I could never stop. Longest I ever went was 2 weeks when I was in Egypt. There is something about being in Egypt that kills the mood!

07-16-2003, 12:05 PM	#169 (permalink)
erion Psycho	That's because Dr Zahi Hawass and his Golden Mummy Strike Team are out to cease all wanking in their sovreign nation. Sorry. I was overcome by an urge.

07-16-2003, 01:01 PM	#170 (permalink)
Mr-KLipp Upright	New study shows that frequent wanking lowers your risk of prostate cancer. Take a look: http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=3102498

07-16-2003, 01:13 PM	#172 (permalink)
Mr-KLipp Upright	Heh, can't keep track of all the threads here. Besides, this seemed like an amusing place for the link.

07-16-2003, 10:38 PM	#173 (permalink)
ChaoticLimbs Upright	No way. I would last maybe a week at best and even then, why?

07-17-2003, 02:15 AM	#176 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	okay... i hadta let loose yesterday morning... i got my week down. with all the news about how frequent ejaculations are good for you, i'm wondering is i should keep going cold turkey (unflogged dolphin?) or just try to cut down... hm. __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

07-17-2003, 02:54 AM	#177 (permalink)
Elitegibson More Freedom, Less Bullshit Location: Tulsa, OK	Yeah, maybe I'd participate if I had a SO to reap the benefits with, but since I don't I'll just wank more to keep the average up for all of you who are participating. Wank free for 0.0 days, and proud of it! __________________ -Erik Stupid people shouldn't breed.

07-17-2003, 10:38 AM	#178 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Tried to wank last night but just wasn't into it... I may outlast you all on account of my libido going south... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-17-2003, 07:54 PM	#182 (permalink)
saucy knave Tilted Location: West Siiide	Aaagh, forget it! I can't just go cold turkey from multiple times a day. Besides, that article about masturbation helping to prevent cancer has me creeped about going on wankless binges. My new goal: once a day at most. (Please understand I'm not a greasy perv, just 'that age', and single. LOL)

07-17-2003, 10:04 PM	#183 (permalink)
fljay0000 Upright Location: Gainesville, FL	I've found that if I go a week or two without wanking, I get hard-ons much easier and they are much harder. Does anyone else find this to be true? Anyway, I'm up for the challenge.

07-17-2003, 11:17 PM	#186 (permalink)
motdakasha Hiya Puddin'! Miss me? Location: Silicon Valley, CA	I'm just doing this because I'm competitive. Screw health. __________________ =^-^= motdakasha =^-^= Just Google It. BA Psychology & Photography (I'm not going psychoanalyze you nor will I let you cry on my shoulder. Have a nice day.)

07-17-2003, 11:53 PM	#187 (permalink)
suviko Banned	Masturbation 'may prevent cancer' By Judy Skatssoon July 16, 2003 WHO cares if you go blind? An Australian study has found that frequent masturbation may protect men against prostate cancer in later life. A team led by Professor Graham Giles, head of cancer epidemiology at the Cancer Council Victoria, questioned more than 2000 men about their past sexual habits as part of a wider prostate cancer study. The men, half of whom had prostate cancer, were aged between 40 and 69 and recruited from Sydney, Melbourne and Perth between 1994-98. The study indicated that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. "What we found was men who ejaculated most in their twenties, thirties and forties had about a third less prostate cancer risk than men in the lowest category of ejaculation," Professor Giles told AAP. "The men who were the high performers in terms of ejaculating had a third less prostate cancer risk than men who were in the lowest category of ejaculation." He said one explanation for the apparent beneficial effects of self-pleasuring was that frequent ejaculation prevented semen from building up in the ducts, where it could potentially become carcinogenic. "For seminal fluid to be made it has to be concentrated about 600 times," Prof Giles said. "So semen is a very potent and strong brew of lots of chemicals which, because of their biological reactivity, could be carcinogenic if left to lie around." The research is set to appear in the British Journal of Urology this weekend. Prof Giles said the prostate may have more similarities with the breast than previously thought - particularly in relation to the development of cancer. He said the prostate was a secretory organ like the breast, which produced milk, only it produced semen. The researchers reasoned that just as breast feeding lowered a woman's risk of breast cancer, maybe liberal ejaculation could have the same beneficial effects for men. Masturbation could also have the same positive effect on a young prostate gland as pregnancy had on breasts, Prof Giles said. "It might be rather like a first full-term pregnancy forces the breast tissue to fully differentiate and become grown up cells," he said. "Maybe intense sexual ejaculation at the time when the prostate has finished growing to maturity might actually help it bed down and become a fully developed gland, rather than having too many cells lying around in it." Prof Giles said previous reports had found an increased risk of prostate cancer among prisoners and Roman Catholic priests, while other studies suggested that having large numbers of female partners may be a factor. However, while the Cancer Council study found benefits from masturbation, it was unable to replicate the evidence about lots of sex with lots of women. "In our study we found an effect for masturbation but we didn't find an effect for the number of female partners," he said. Prof Giles said the study may have implications for prostate cancer patients who grew up at a time when the practice was frowned upon. He said the findings of the study needed to be repeated by other researchers before they could be confidently claimed to be true. Until then, men could breathe easy, he said. "I really think that masturbation is a quite normal human activity, and if the habit can also be shown to be healthy and beneficial, why not?" http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...5E1702,00.html

07-18-2003, 02:12 AM	#188 (permalink)
Handyman Loser	If it prevents cancer, I guess God wants me to do it. Of course you Catholics are free to believe what the child molestors tell you, that jerking off is a sin....

07-18-2003, 02:26 AM	#189 (permalink)
fays Upright Location: spain	Hi everybody i am new to this site and want to say hello to all you wankers and so on. if you dont wank thats okay too hi anyway. personally i like to discuss something less sticky; however what ever makes you guys happy will concern me positively. __________________ aloha

07-18-2003, 02:49 AM	#190 (permalink)
gangle Upright Location: UK	http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...748163,00.html If you check this out apparently wanking can help prevent prostate cancer.

07-18-2003, 02:55 AM	#191 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	[OFFTOPIC] Let it be known that if one more person posts a link to the article RE: Prostate Cancer I will beat them with a sharp stick. [/OFFTOPIC] __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

07-18-2003, 04:24 AM	#192 (permalink)
Fallon Junkie Location: RI	Woah, I love all the support everyone here gives. Thanks a bunch guys! /sarcasm

07-18-2003, 09:27 AM	#193 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	ok ok ok ok fine. i joined

07-18-2003, 11:19 AM	#194 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	WOOAAAH SHIIITTT My head is fucking spinning circles kids. I haven't wanked since the date in my sig, and I'm feeling the god damn consequences. It doesn't help when your girl teases you hardcore and then breaks up with you. Jesus Christ I'm about to explode soon. Man, then there's this other girl who is teasing me since me and my girl broke up. OMG I was like... STOP TEASING ME! No more porn, no more teasing females (unless they're going to be serious with me), no more reading that gets my imagination going, no more being by myself, NO MORE! I don't know about yall, but I can totally feel my manhood on the edge of explodeing all by itself whenever I get 'teased' by a girl. That teasing could be physically or just talk. Holy shit man, FEEL MY PAIN! Ok ok, I had to get that out. Anywhoo, I'm still not giving up! /angst __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

07-18-2003, 12:17 PM	#195 (permalink)
saucy knave Tilted Location: West Siiide	haha... I can't even imagine how things would feel after how long you've lasted. Good luck!

07-18-2003, 01:42 PM	#196 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	i've been meanin too make a mock sig I've been wank free for... oh shit. forgot to wash my hands...

07-19-2003, 02:30 AM	#197 (permalink)
surrealxknight Banned	joined.

07-19-2003, 05:05 AM	#198 (permalink)
Magpie0001 Nobody Loves Me Location: Irish In Madrid	I lasted a week, resetting clock. __________________ Music is my first love & It will be my last.

07-19-2003, 04:07 PM	#199 (permalink)
lowridersss Upright	I have found that when I have a steady girlfriend- that it tends to make it a hell of a lot easier not to rub one out. I find it is a mixture of wanting to save that feeling for when I am with her- and that in between times, it just makes it all the more enjoyable next time we are together. So, does this challenge go to those who have girlfriends as well then?

07-20-2003, 09:02 PM	#200 (permalink)
JTMan33 Upright	I'm in...sadly...but I will try not to wank it __________________ wank-free since july twentieth. join the partnership for a wank-free tfp Last edited by JTMan33; 07-20-2003 at 09:08 PM..