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Handyman · 07-13-2003, 01:50 AM

handyman: i'm a little dense at times... was that an attempt at sarcasm, or were you serious there?

to what are you referring?

smedley · 07-13-2003, 05:35 AM

I'm in. I have been mainly coming here for the titty board. This will be a good time to explore the rest of the place.

Bonesaw · 07-13-2003, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Handyman
Masturbation is unnatural, it leads to homosexuality.

Well according to Marilyn Manson you only become a homosexual while masterbating if you get jizz on yourself!

stang67289 · 07-13-2003, 11:27 AM

Oh alright I'll try it, but it's gonna be tough without my daily titty board fix. I'm single right now so I hope I meet a honey soon.

Starting today July 13th I am wank free.

Dnz · 07-13-2003, 07:09 PM

Count me in!

Has anyone had to restart the cout yet?

Dnz · 07-13-2003, 07:14 PM

I have deleted all porn in accordance with the scheme!

Kadath · 07-13-2003, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dnz
Has anyone had to restart the cout yet?

Almost everyone, I think.

Charlatan seems on the fucking ball, actually, but I've restarted twice since the second. It's easy on days like today.

motdakasha · 07-13-2003, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kadath
Almost everyone, I think. Charlatan seems on the fucking ball, actually, but I've restarted twice since the second. It's easy on days like today.

I have not restarted despite my close call earlier!

Sty · 07-14-2003, 01:39 PM

A word of advice...

I just read an article about sex and wanking and the conclusion there was that men should have sex/masturbate at the minimum of once a week to keep up the good health and performace. They actually used the word 'practice' and there were several adverse effects of not practicing. Namely, decreased libido and ability to perform at the later age, after you get 27 or something...

The article didn't tell anything about women...

So boys, try to wank at least once a week if you don't have a gf/bf/so to have sex with. Otherwise, you regret it later

josobot · 07-14-2003, 01:58 PM

Natures " pay plan" for responsible procreation is pleasure with your mate. Without the committment, pleasure in union is borrowing" money" that probably wont get paid back with family creation. Wanking is basically just treading water until an appropriate mate decides to join you and co-sign.

phormoid · 07-14-2003, 02:02 PM

I have stopped as of the 13th. So far going good through the 14th.

Charles

BigJayz · 07-14-2003, 02:11 PM

you guys are fuckin nuts!!! *backs away slowly, then turns and runs*

brandon11983 · 07-14-2003, 03:32 PM

well.... the streak is over. i have succumbed to that which i cannot control. back to day one.

Donkeypuncher · 07-14-2003, 03:44 PM

Quote:

I will, though, specifically ask her on your behalf and get back to you.

Mael,

As promised, I did ask. Predictably, the answer was just a long laugh. So... there ya go.

on topic:
day 5 of the wank-fest went off w/o a hitch before work. WOO! I hope the rest of you are uptight and cranky, ya damned weirdos.

Dnz · 07-14-2003, 05:25 PM

Dude dont sabotage the scheme!

We should make it an olympic event hahah

astartz · 07-14-2003, 05:37 PM

Best of Luck, and I will not be joining you

mjby2 · 07-14-2003, 10:44 PM

I'm in, hope I'll make it.

denton · 07-15-2003, 01:23 AM

I will give it a shot, absolutely no confidence though. I usually only score on the weekend (married), so Mon-Fri is very tough!
I remember lasting about a month when I was 16 and got my 1st real gf that put out.
I just figured if you were getting laid you weren't supposed to wank...later I learned that was incorrect.

dragon2fire · 07-15-2003, 07:26 AM

i runs with bigjayz

yall are in sane specially the single ones

Andric · 07-15-2003, 10:51 AM

I'll give it a shot.

YerKidding · 07-15-2003, 11:10 AM

Good luck! My gf is out of town, just now. I figure I'd be lucky to get through 24 hours without wanking.

Halx · 07-15-2003, 11:17 AM

The catholics are eating your souls!

Donkeypuncher · 07-15-2003, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
The catholics are eating your souls!

No way, dude. Not in my partnership for a Wank-Fest TFP. 5 days and counting, but I was in a rush this morning, so I didn't have time before work. Ooh! Maybe AT work! Whatta rush! hahaha

deadbabiesrhot · 07-15-2003, 11:54 AM

i have not done it since july 5.

Halx · 07-15-2003, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Donkeypuncher
No way, dude. Not in my partnership for a Wank-Fest TFP. 5 days and counting, but I was in a rush this morning, so I didn't have time before work. Ooh! Maybe AT work! Whatta rush! hahaha

I've done that before...

Jim Kata · 07-15-2003, 12:04 PM

I worked at a photoshop and we would get nudie pics all the time. So one day I got a roll of some semi decent shit....I guess I was just horny, but anyways...I just laid out all the pics and wanked away. While the store was open...and I was the only one working...I think people could sense the masturbation so they didn't come into the store.

And Halx..don't you work at some half nekkid website or something like that? Im sure everyone there has at least once if so.

Halx · 07-15-2003, 12:29 PM

Well.. I mean I did it when I used to work an office job

Mael · 07-15-2003, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
Well.. I mean I did it when I used to work an office job

i make it a point to try to do it at every job i have. only place i wish i had but didn't was a driving range (golf), i would have loved to have done it 300 yards out on the tractor. that woulda been great.

Halx · 07-15-2003, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mael
i make it a point to try to do it at every job i have. only place i wish i had but didn't was a driving range (golf), i would have loved to have done it 300 yards out on the tractor. that woulda been great.

Amen brutha!

Dnz · 07-15-2003, 02:04 PM

We just like a challenge, thats all. But now after a few days its getting pretty bad.. my dreams are getting more interesting tho.. hahah

Donkeypuncher · 07-15-2003, 03:42 PM

My partnership for a Wank-Fest TFP has a new bumper sticker:

Say - if my girlfriend ummm did it for me at lunch, does that count? No, didn't think so. Hafta make sure I get that done before I fall asleep tonight. Wouldn't wanna break the streak, now...

Bonesaw · 07-15-2003, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Donkeypuncher
My partnership for a Wank-Fest TFP has a new bumper sticker:

Say - if my girlfriend ummm did it for me at lunch, does that count? No, didn't think so. Hafta make sure I get that done before I fall asleep tonight. Wouldn't wanna break the streak, now...

I'd buy that if it were a real bumper sticker. Something tells me though that I'd have a hard time trying to explain it to my kids.

Drider_it · 07-15-2003, 05:25 PM

here is the deal.. you build up a "full load" by.. going at it till you are about to explode and stop.. start again slowly .. and go at it till you get there again and stop.. do this for about 15 min.. then go all teh way.. dont stop pumping.. (solo or with a lady) er.. this is for a guy.. dont know if it will work for a girl..

my wife and i do this.. i could put holes in the wall sometimes.. just helping..

Dnz · 07-15-2003, 07:12 PM

i loose.

Jaseca · 07-15-2003, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sty
A word of advice...

I just read an article about sex and wanking and the conclusion there was that men should have sex/masturbate at the minimum of once a week to keep up the good health and performace. They actually used the word 'practice' and there were several adverse effects of not practicing. Namely, decreased libido and ability to perform at the later age, after you get 27 or something...

The article didn't tell anything about women...

So boys, try to wank at least once a week if you don't have a gf/bf/so to have sex with. Otherwise, you regret it later

So you're saying I should masturbate on sundays to keep everything working right?

Donkeypuncher · 07-15-2003, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bonesaw
I'd buy that if it were a real bumper sticker.

I call.
bumper sticker
(everything in the store is pretty damned funny, really)

You have to post a picture of you at least holding the sticker, if not actually on your car.

conversequietus · 07-15-2003, 11:04 PM

I can't say that I'll participate, but you will all have my support in your...experiment.

epictetus · 07-16-2003, 12:15 AM

wank free since... aw crap- reset the meter.

Dnz · 07-16-2003, 02:57 AM

its that titty board that you gotta look out for. It has already foiled my plans...

Meridae'n · 07-16-2003, 03:24 AM

There was no way i was going to attempt this, but after getting caught the third time in 4 days by the better half, i owe it to myself to redirect my energies back to where they should be...

Date: 16/7/03
Time: 9:24pm

This'll be tough...

07-14-2003, 01:39 PM	#129 (permalink)
Sty Patron Administrator Location: Tôkyô, Japan	A word of advice... I just read an article about sex and wanking and the conclusion there was that men should have sex/masturbate at the minimum of once a week to keep up the good health and performace. They actually used the word 'practice' and there were several adverse effects of not practicing. Namely, decreased libido and ability to perform at the later age, after you get 27 or something... The article didn't tell anything about women... So boys, try to wank at least once a week if you don't have a gf/bf/so to have sex with. Otherwise, you regret it later __________________ br, Sty I route, therefore you exist

07-14-2003, 03:32 PM	#133 (permalink)
brandon11983 Stereophonic Location: Chitown!!	well.... the streak is over. i have succumbed to that which i cannot control. back to day one. __________________ Well behaved women rarely make history.

07-15-2003, 10:51 AM	#140 (permalink)
Andric Tilted	I'll give it a shot. __________________ Wank-free since yesterday. Join the partnership for a wank-free tfp!

07-15-2003, 11:17 AM	#142 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	The catholics are eating your souls! __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-15-2003, 12:29 PM	#147 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Well.. I mean I did it when I used to work an office job __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

07-13-2003, 01:50 AM	#121 (permalink)
Handyman Loser	handyman: i'm a little dense at times... was that an attempt at sarcasm, or were you serious there? to what are you referring?

07-13-2003, 05:35 AM	#122 (permalink)
smedley Upright	I'm in. I have been mainly coming here for the titty board. This will be a good time to explore the rest of the place.

07-13-2003, 11:27 AM	#124 (permalink)
stang67289 Upright	Oh alright I'll try it, but it's gonna be tough without my daily titty board fix. I'm single right now so I hope I meet a honey soon. Starting today July 13th I am wank free.

07-13-2003, 07:09 PM	#125 (permalink)
Dnz Tilted	Count me in! Has anyone had to restart the cout yet?

07-13-2003, 07:14 PM	#126 (permalink)
Dnz Tilted	I have deleted all porn in accordance with the scheme!

07-14-2003, 01:58 PM	#130 (permalink)
josobot Insane	Natures " pay plan" for responsible procreation is pleasure with your mate. Without the committment, pleasure in union is borrowing" money" that probably wont get paid back with family creation. Wanking is basically just treading water until an appropriate mate decides to join you and co-sign.

07-14-2003, 02:02 PM	#131 (permalink)
phormoid Upright Location: Chicagoland	I have stopped as of the 13th. So far going good through the 14th. Charles

07-14-2003, 02:11 PM	#132 (permalink)
BigJayz Crazy Location: Sunny So. Cal.	you guys are fuckin nuts!!! backs away slowly, then turns and runs

07-14-2003, 05:25 PM	#135 (permalink)
Dnz Tilted	Dude dont sabotage the scheme! We should make it an olympic event hahah

07-14-2003, 05:37 PM	#136 (permalink)
astartz Tilted	Best of Luck, and I will not be joining you

07-14-2003, 10:44 PM	#137 (permalink)
mjby2 Crazy	I'm in, hope I'll make it.

07-15-2003, 01:23 AM	#138 (permalink)
denton Crazy	I will give it a shot, absolutely no confidence though. I usually only score on the weekend (married), so Mon-Fri is very tough! I remember lasting about a month when I was 16 and got my 1st real gf that put out. I just figured if you were getting laid you weren't supposed to wank...later I learned that was incorrect.

07-15-2003, 07:26 AM	#139 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	i runs with bigjayz yall are in sane specially the single ones

07-15-2003, 11:10 AM	#141 (permalink)
YerKidding Insane Location: Arkanstone	Good luck! My gf is out of town, just now. I figure I'd be lucky to get through 24 hours without wanking.

07-15-2003, 11:54 AM	#144 (permalink)
deadbabiesrhot Loser Location: Urth	i have not done it since july 5.

07-15-2003, 12:04 PM	#146 (permalink)
Jim Kata Swollen Member Location: Northern VA	I worked at a photoshop and we would get nudie pics all the time. So one day I got a roll of some semi decent shit....I guess I was just horny, but anyways...I just laid out all the pics and wanked away. While the store was open...and I was the only one working...I think people could sense the masturbation so they didn't come into the store. And Halx..don't you work at some half nekkid website or something like that? Im sure everyone there has at least once if so.

07-15-2003, 02:04 PM	#150 (permalink)
Dnz Tilted	We just like a challenge, thats all. But now after a few days its getting pretty bad.. my dreams are getting more interesting tho.. hahah

07-15-2003, 03:42 PM	#151 (permalink)
Donkeypuncher Psycho Location: Pasadena, CA	My partnership for a Wank-Fest TFP has a new bumper sticker: Say - if my girlfriend ummm did it for me at lunch, does that count? No, didn't think so. Hafta make sure I get that done before I fall asleep tonight. Wouldn't wanna break the streak, now... __________________ "take me down, little Susie, take me down I know you think you're the Queen of The Underground"

07-15-2003, 05:25 PM	#153 (permalink)
Drider_it Junkie Location: Louisiana	here is the deal.. you build up a "full load" by.. going at it till you are about to explode and stop.. start again slowly .. and go at it till you get there again and stop.. do this for about 15 min.. then go all teh way.. dont stop pumping.. (solo or with a lady) er.. this is for a guy.. dont know if it will work for a girl.. my wife and i do this.. i could put holes in the wall sometimes.. just helping.. __________________ It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

07-15-2003, 07:12 PM	#154 (permalink)
Dnz Tilted	i loose.

07-15-2003, 11:04 PM	#157 (permalink)
conversequietus Insane	I can't say that I'll participate, but you will all have my support in your...experiment.

07-16-2003, 12:15 AM	#158 (permalink)
epictetus Upright	wank free since... aw crap- reset the meter.

07-16-2003, 02:57 AM	#159 (permalink)
Dnz Tilted	its that titty board that you gotta look out for. It has already foiled my plans...

07-16-2003, 03:24 AM	#160 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	There was no way i was going to attempt this, but after getting caught the third time in 4 days by the better half, i owe it to myself to redirect my energies back to where they should be... Date: 16/7/03 Time: 9:24pm This'll be tough... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?