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Old 07-13-2003, 01:50 AM   #121 (permalink)
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handyman: i'm a little dense at times... was that an attempt at sarcasm, or were you serious there?

to what are you referring?
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Old 07-13-2003, 05:35 AM   #122 (permalink)
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I'm in. I have been mainly coming here for the titty board. This will be a good time to explore the rest of the place.
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Old 07-13-2003, 07:00 AM   #123 (permalink)
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Masturbation is unnatural, it leads to homosexuality.
Well according to Marilyn Manson you only become a homosexual while masterbating if you get jizz on yourself!
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Old 07-13-2003, 11:27 AM   #124 (permalink)
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Oh alright I'll try it, but it's gonna be tough without my daily titty board fix. I'm single right now so I hope I meet a honey soon.

Starting today July 13th I am wank free.
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Old 07-13-2003, 07:09 PM   #125 (permalink)
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Count me in!


Has anyone had to restart the cout yet?
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Old 07-13-2003, 07:14 PM   #126 (permalink)
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I have deleted all porn in accordance with the scheme!
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Old 07-13-2003, 08:39 PM   #127 (permalink)
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Has anyone had to restart the cout yet?
Almost everyone, I think. Charlatan seems on the fucking ball, actually, but I've restarted twice since the second. It's easy on days like today.
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Old 07-13-2003, 08:58 PM   #128 (permalink)
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Almost everyone, I think. Charlatan seems on the fucking ball, actually, but I've restarted twice since the second. It's easy on days like today.
I have not restarted despite my close call earlier!
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:39 PM   #129 (permalink)
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A word of advice...

I just read an article about sex and wanking and the conclusion there was that men should have sex/masturbate at the minimum of once a week to keep up the good health and performace. They actually used the word 'practice' and there were several adverse effects of not practicing. Namely, decreased libido and ability to perform at the later age, after you get 27 or something...

The article didn't tell anything about women...

So boys, try to wank at least once a week if you don't have a gf/bf/so to have sex with. Otherwise, you regret it later
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Old 07-14-2003, 01:58 PM   #130 (permalink)
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Natures " pay plan" for responsible procreation is pleasure with your mate. Without the committment, pleasure in union is borrowing" money" that probably wont get paid back with family creation. Wanking is basically just treading water until an appropriate mate decides to join you and co-sign.
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Old 07-14-2003, 02:02 PM   #131 (permalink)
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I have stopped as of the 13th. So far going good through the 14th.

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Old 07-14-2003, 02:11 PM   #132 (permalink)
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you guys are fuckin nuts!!! *backs away slowly, then turns and runs*
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Old 07-14-2003, 03:32 PM   #133 (permalink)
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well.... the streak is over. i have succumbed to that which i cannot control. back to day one.
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Old 07-14-2003, 03:44 PM   #134 (permalink)
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I will, though, specifically ask her on your behalf and get back to you.
Mael,

As promised, I did ask. Predictably, the answer was just a long laugh. So... there ya go.

on topic:
day 5 of the wank-fest went off w/o a hitch before work. WOO! I hope the rest of you are uptight and cranky, ya damned weirdos.

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Old 07-14-2003, 05:25 PM   #135 (permalink)
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Dude dont sabotage the scheme!

We should make it an olympic event hahah
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Old 07-14-2003, 05:37 PM   #136 (permalink)
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Best of Luck, and I will not be joining you
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Old 07-14-2003, 10:44 PM   #137 (permalink)
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I'm in, hope I'll make it.
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:23 AM   #138 (permalink)
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I will give it a shot, absolutely no confidence though. I usually only score on the weekend (married), so Mon-Fri is very tough!
I remember lasting about a month when I was 16 and got my 1st real gf that put out.
I just figured if you were getting laid you weren't supposed to wank...later I learned that was incorrect.
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Old 07-15-2003, 07:26 AM   #139 (permalink)
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i runs with bigjayz

yall are in sane specially the single ones
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:51 AM   #140 (permalink)
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I'll give it a shot.
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Old 07-15-2003, 11:10 AM   #141 (permalink)
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Good luck! My gf is out of town, just now. I figure I'd be lucky to get through 24 hours without wanking.
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Old 07-15-2003, 11:17 AM   #142 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 11:22 AM   #143 (permalink)
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The catholics are eating your souls!
No way, dude. Not in my partnership for a Wank-Fest TFP. 5 days and counting, but I was in a rush this morning, so I didn't have time before work. Ooh! Maybe AT work! Whatta rush! hahaha
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Old 07-15-2003, 11:54 AM   #144 (permalink)
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i have not done it since july 5.
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Old 07-15-2003, 11:55 AM   #145 (permalink)
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No way, dude. Not in my partnership for a Wank-Fest TFP. 5 days and counting, but I was in a rush this morning, so I didn't have time before work. Ooh! Maybe AT work! Whatta rush! hahaha
I've done that before...
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Old 07-15-2003, 12:04 PM   #146 (permalink)
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I worked at a photoshop and we would get nudie pics all the time. So one day I got a roll of some semi decent shit....I guess I was just horny, but anyways...I just laid out all the pics and wanked away. While the store was open...and I was the only one working...I think people could sense the masturbation so they didn't come into the store.

And Halx..don't you work at some half nekkid website or something like that? Im sure everyone there has at least once if so.
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Old 07-15-2003, 12:29 PM   #147 (permalink)
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Well.. I mean I did it when I used to work an office job
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:08 PM   #148 (permalink)
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Well.. I mean I did it when I used to work an office job
i make it a point to try to do it at every job i have. only place i wish i had but didn't was a driving range (golf), i would have loved to have done it 300 yards out on the tractor. that woulda been great.
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:13 PM   #149 (permalink)
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i make it a point to try to do it at every job i have. only place i wish i had but didn't was a driving range (golf), i would have loved to have done it 300 yards out on the tractor. that woulda been great.
Amen brutha!
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Old 07-15-2003, 02:04 PM   #150 (permalink)
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We just like a challenge, thats all. But now after a few days its getting pretty bad.. my dreams are getting more interesting tho.. hahah
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Old 07-15-2003, 03:42 PM   #151 (permalink)
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My partnership for a Wank-Fest TFP has a new bumper sticker:



Say - if my girlfriend ummm did it for me at lunch, does that count? No, didn't think so. Hafta make sure I get that done before I fall asleep tonight. Wouldn't wanna break the streak, now...
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Old 07-15-2003, 05:19 PM   #152 (permalink)
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My partnership for a Wank-Fest TFP has a new bumper sticker:



Say - if my girlfriend ummm did it for me at lunch, does that count? No, didn't think so. Hafta make sure I get that done before I fall asleep tonight. Wouldn't wanna break the streak, now...
I'd buy that if it were a real bumper sticker. Something tells me though that I'd have a hard time trying to explain it to my kids.
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Old 07-15-2003, 05:25 PM   #153 (permalink)
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here is the deal.. you build up a "full load" by.. going at it till you are about to explode and stop.. start again slowly .. and go at it till you get there again and stop.. do this for about 15 min.. then go all teh way.. dont stop pumping.. (solo or with a lady) er.. this is for a guy.. dont know if it will work for a girl..

my wife and i do this.. i could put holes in the wall sometimes.. just helping..
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Old 07-15-2003, 07:12 PM   #154 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 07:47 PM   #155 (permalink)
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A word of advice...

I just read an article about sex and wanking and the conclusion there was that men should have sex/masturbate at the minimum of once a week to keep up the good health and performace. They actually used the word 'practice' and there were several adverse effects of not practicing. Namely, decreased libido and ability to perform at the later age, after you get 27 or something...

The article didn't tell anything about women...

So boys, try to wank at least once a week if you don't have a gf/bf/so to have sex with. Otherwise, you regret it later
So you're saying I should masturbate on sundays to keep everything working right?
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:56 PM   #156 (permalink)
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I'd buy that if it were a real bumper sticker.
I call.
bumper sticker
(everything in the store is pretty damned funny, really)


You have to post a picture of you at least holding the sticker, if not actually on your car.

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Old 07-15-2003, 11:04 PM   #157 (permalink)
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I can't say that I'll participate, but you will all have my support in your...experiment.
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Old 07-16-2003, 12:15 AM   #158 (permalink)
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wank free since... aw crap- reset the meter.
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Old 07-16-2003, 02:57 AM   #159 (permalink)
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its that titty board that you gotta look out for. It has already foiled my plans...
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Old 07-16-2003, 03:24 AM   #160 (permalink)
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There was no way i was going to attempt this, but after getting caught the third time in 4 days by the better half, i owe it to myself to redirect my energies back to where they should be...

Date: 16/7/03
Time: 9:24pm

This'll be tough...
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