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telekinetic · 10-11-2007, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Chumley

I'm at 11, by my best reckoning. I really hope I'm not forgetting anyone. 8 of those were real relationships.... the others very short-term.

How do you get numerous hand-jobs and blow-jobs along the way? I missed out on that -- damn!

Be in college, go to parties, be around girls. If your group of friends do regularly use or abuse drugs or alcohol, this helps.

Or, from what i've heard, live through the 70's.

Psycho Dad · 10-11-2007, 05:25 PM

I can count 'em on one hand. And the most important thing I can think of is they all counted.

james t kirk · 10-11-2007, 08:22 PM

I stopped counting at 6. Seriously.

I have some idea, but not for sure.

I remember the important ones, others, I can't remember their names in some cases.

Esoteric · 10-12-2007, 12:27 PM

I don't really keep count, but my number is fairly low.

6

So far...

Bill O'Rights · 10-12-2007, 01:02 PM

No. I really don't. The reason that I don't is that it's depressing. Not the number, but the attitude.

See...way back when I was a cavalier young rake (back when we had to kill mastodons for clothing), the more notches on your bedpost the better. My number was rather...low. Of course now, when it's no longer cool to have numbers in the double digits...guess what? So, the moral of this little tale is; Bill ain't cut out to be cool. The planetary alignment, and popular convention is just to against it.

Plan9 · 10-12-2007, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights

No. I really don't. The reason that I don't is that it's depressing. Not the number, but the attitude.

See...way back when I was a cavalier young rake (back when we had to kill mastodons for clothing), the more notches on your bedpost the better. My number was rather...low. Of course now, when it's no longer cool to have numbers in the double digits...guess what? So, the moral of this little tale is; Bill ain't cut out to be cool. The planetary alignment, and popular convention is just to against it.

HAHAHAHA! Masterful.

You just called yourself a rake. I wish I knew what this meant.

It probably means hilarious, since you're a genuinely funny dude.

(high five)

bloody_rose20 · 10-12-2007, 08:24 PM

lol well mine would be easy...that would be oh 1 :-)

Aladdin Sane · 10-12-2007, 08:46 PM

In short, more than a show dog can jump over.
But I worked on it for 16 years, give or take. Then I got married and she's been the only one ever since.

MSD · 10-12-2007, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Infinite_Loser

Who said there was a stigma attached to enjoying sex? Not I, said IL.

I guess I misinterpreted your definition of slut and whore.

Bill O'Rights · 10-12-2007, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Crompsin

You just called yourself a rake. I wish I knew what this meant.

A rake is defined as a man habituated to immoral conduct. To call a man a rake calls attention to his promiscuity and wild spending of money on wine, women and song.

oddtrend · 10-13-2007, 02:02 PM

After being with one person for so long you kinda lose the mental pictures. I like to think I remember how many but the faces and sometimes the names escape me, the funny thing is it's not to many, fifteen or sixteen I think (This includes ackward moments and one timers)

spindles · 10-14-2007, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MrFriendly

I can count the amount of sexual partners I've had on one finger.

Does that include yourself

ssratt · 10-22-2007, 05:38 PM

It all depends on what think "counts"
is it full sex, is it consensual, BJ?, HJ?
Pro/non-pro

Answer me that, and then I can get back to you

hrandani · 10-23-2007, 04:30 PM

one is the loneliest number

Willravel · 10-23-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ssratt

It all depends on what think "counts"
is it full sex, is it consensual, BJ?, HJ?
Pro/non-pro

Answer me that, and then I can get back to you

Penis in vagina if you're straight, penis in anus if you're gay.

Plan9 · 10-23-2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel

Penis in vagina if you're straight, penis in anus if you're gay.

You should teach sex ed at a public school, bro.

Seer666 · 10-25-2007, 12:46 AM

Lost count years ago. It was upwards of 50 about 10 years back. God only knows now. Doesn't really matter. Never really cared to much about the number. Just want to find the one that will make me not want to add any more to the equation.

pseudonym · 10-29-2007, 12:21 AM

I have always kept a very public and accurate count, partly for contest with friends reasons, and party because I'm weird like that.

kurty[B] · 10-29-2007, 08:00 AM

If I sat down and counted I'm sure I could come up with a number. All I know is I've truly loved two seperate times.

Plan9 · 10-29-2007, 11:28 AM

Is it love when it is done and it hurts? I think so. Mostly when it is done.

...

Oh, I'm not a very good manwhore!

Any tips on how to engage meat-sheaths at drinking establishments?

(j/k)

pseudonym · 10-30-2007, 11:34 PM

my number by the way is 15, been that way since 02. it's odd I went from 1 to 2 to 3 pretty slowly, but went from 3 to 11 within about a year.

But yeah, I'm at 15, my wife was number 13, figure that one out.

laconic1 · 10-31-2007, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights

Of course now, when it's no longer cool to have numbers in the double digits...guess what?

Umm.. I'm stuck at one and I aspire to be in the double digits. I don't think there is anything cool at all about single digits, unless you were lucky enough to find someone you could really be happy and enjoy being with early on.

n0nsensical · 10-31-2007, 08:19 PM

I've got bigger problems...

ssratt · 11-03-2007, 05:00 AM

I don't have a chance at counting my partners.
At this point I think it will be divided by "before self awareness, and after"

Right now I am in the discovery stage of my past so I am taking an unplanned vacation during the between times.......

ziadel · 11-05-2007, 12:32 AM

3, just 3.

Loved every one of them too

Aladdin Sane · 11-07-2007, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssratt

It all depends on what think "counts"
is it full sex, is it consensual, BJ?, HJ?
Pro/non-pro

Answer me that, and then I can get back to you

Well honestly, I was using the Clintonian definition of sex. If we include heavy petting, oral, cigar-sex, etc, I'm way beyond slutsville.

AVoiceOfReason · 11-08-2007, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Aladdin Sane

Well honestly, I was using the Clintonian definition of sex. If we include heavy petting, oral, cigar-sex, etc, I'm way beyond slutsville.

All back in the 70's for me--married since '81--and by that definition, I think I made it to Slutsville, or at least a suburb thereof.

Ustwo · 11-08-2007, 01:02 PM

Plan9 · 11-08-2007, 02:09 PM

PFFT! WRONG!

Do we have cool bunny suits?

No.

Great clip, btw.

DDDDave · 11-13-2007, 02:13 PM

I think to add some reasonableness to the discussion one needs to consider age and marital status.

Ex: A single, 35 yo female. College educated, working. She has had fully 17 years of legal time to have sex. Say 3 guys a year in college, and 2 a year since then. (These are not unreasonable numbers for a normal heterosexual woman in our society.) By my count that is 38. If a female posted here...'38'...most of you would think-slut, whore, sorostitute

. And actually, any number up to 50 I would consider pretty normal for a well-adjusted person.

And just to be fair, the number for a guy would reasonably be about the same,................ unless we are going to start counting farm animals......then all bets are off

Stonnyen · 05-19-2008, 03:26 AM

I stopped counting when i reached 30, but its been a few after that, and well, there's always some i have delibiratly tried to forget and that is not on any list of names. For mine part, i found out that counting was childish. Lets say you've slept with 257, do you really want to do anyone that is facinated by that?? And who else are you going to tell it to?

vancityboi · 05-21-2008, 01:10 AM

when i went on my vacation to the Philippines when i was in grade 12, i was there for about 2 weeks, and i had 1 or sometimes 2 girls per day. So lets say 25-30, but thats it..havent counted for the past 5 years.

imkeen · 05-22-2008, 01:55 AM

I don't see counting as a matter of filling out a spreadsheet, but as a way to remember the great experiences in your life. Its a count, only as an exercise to remember.

BlueStar · 05-25-2008, 03:53 PM

I never kept a running count but a number of years ago I sat down and counted and got a number around 15 (I'm sure I remembered them all). It's gone up or down by a few since then, depending on method of counting. Bj's make the number go up by a few. I've only gotten a few hj's that I can remember but they don't change the number.

lotsofmagnets · 05-26-2008, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Redlemon

So far, everyone has reported whole numbers.

yes. there was that time a few years ago i got with a 2.7 :þ

telekinetic · 05-26-2008, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueStar

It's gone up or down by a few since then.

What sort of voodoo is this you speak of?

Xerxys · 05-26-2008, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Infinite_Loser

(And, before someone says it, men can be sluts/whores, too)

Really.............

I want to be a slut/whore, how do I become a slut/whore!!!!

I'm at 5 right now. Non that I've ever paid for by the way, or been paid for for me!!! It's not about conquests, it's purely about having fun. I don't think I can sleep with a chick I don't like, she has too be ridiculously good looking!!!

BlueStar · 05-26-2008, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by twistedmosaic

What sort of voodoo is this you speak of?

I might not count the same way both times.

Self · 06-16-2008, 09:19 PM

I stopped counting around 40, and the number is still pretty close to that, actually. You take some pride in getting past 10 and 20, but after that I just started to feel like a male slut.

thespian86 · 06-17-2008, 06:16 AM

It depends entirely on what a "sexual partner" is; in this case I'll just ignore any technicalities and say yes, I do. Not intentionally, I just tend to think constantly, and every so often I'll recall an instant. 12 in all for me, but 2 meant anything to me in the long run, one was with an insane ex girlfriend, and the rest were party favors, so to speak. I am a man whore (well, not like Will or anything but still).

10-11-2007, 05:25 PM	#42 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	I can count 'em on one hand. And the most important thing I can think of is they all counted. __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

10-12-2007, 01:02 PM	#45 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	No. I really don't. The reason that I don't is that it's depressing. Not the number, but the attitude. See...way back when I was a cavalier young rake (back when we had to kill mastodons for clothing), the more notches on your bedpost the better. My number was rather...low. Of course now, when it's no longer cool to have numbers in the double digits...guess what? So, the moral of this little tale is; Bill ain't cut out to be cool. The planetary alignment, and popular convention is just to against it. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

10-12-2007, 08:24 PM	#47 (permalink)
bloody_rose20 Crazy Location: In Vermont	lol well mine would be easy...that would be oh 1 :-) __________________ "The only way to enjoy life, is to try different things, and take risks. Sometimes you just have to jump in with both feet and hope for the best "

10-12-2007, 08:46 PM	#48 (permalink)
Aladdin Sane Degenerate Location: San Marvelous	In short, more than a show dog can jump over. But I worked on it for 16 years, give or take. Then I got married and she's been the only one ever since. __________________ Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

10-13-2007, 02:02 PM	#51 (permalink)
oddtrend Upright Location: Adams Center, N.Y.	After being with one person for so long you kinda lose the mental pictures. I like to think I remember how many but the faces and sometimes the names escape me, the funny thing is it's not to many, fifteen or sixteen I think (This includes ackward moments and one timers) __________________ I've got mood posioning, It must have been something that I hate

10-11-2007, 08:22 PM	#43 (permalink)
james t kirk Junkie Location: Toronto	I stopped counting at 6. Seriously. I have some idea, but not for sure. I remember the important ones, others, I can't remember their names in some cases.

10-12-2007, 12:27 PM	#44 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	I don't really keep count, but my number is fairly low. 6 So far...

10-22-2007, 05:38 PM	#53 (permalink)
ssratt Upright Location: S.F	It all depends on what think "counts" is it full sex, is it consensual, BJ?, HJ? Pro/non-pro Answer me that, and then I can get back to you

10-23-2007, 04:30 PM	#54 (permalink)
hrandani Insane	one is the loneliest number

10-25-2007, 12:46 AM	#57 (permalink)
Seer666 Oh dear God he breeded Location: Arizona	Lost count years ago. It was upwards of 50 about 10 years back. God only knows now. Doesn't really matter. Never really cared to much about the number. Just want to find the one that will make me not want to add any more to the equation. __________________ Bad spellers of the world untie!!! I am the one you warned me of I seem to have misplaced the bullet with your name on it, but I have a whole box addressed to occupant.

10-29-2007, 12:21 AM	#58 (permalink)
pseudonym Upright	I have always kept a very public and accurate count, partly for contest with friends reasons, and party because I'm weird like that.

10-29-2007, 08:00 AM	#59 (permalink)
kurty[B] Sauce Puppet	If I sat down and counted I'm sure I could come up with a number. All I know is I've truly loved two seperate times. __________________ In the Absence of Information People Make Things Up.

10-29-2007, 11:28 AM	#60 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Is it love when it is done and it hurts? I think so. Mostly when it is done. ... Oh, I'm not a very good manwhore! Any tips on how to engage meat-sheaths at drinking establishments? (j/k) __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

10-30-2007, 11:34 PM	#61 (permalink)
pseudonym Upright	my number by the way is 15, been that way since 02. it's odd I went from 1 to 2 to 3 pretty slowly, but went from 3 to 11 within about a year. But yeah, I'm at 15, my wife was number 13, figure that one out.

10-31-2007, 08:19 PM	#63 (permalink)
n0nsensical Junkie Location: San Francisco	I've got bigger problems...

11-03-2007, 05:00 AM	#64 (permalink)
ssratt Upright Location: S.F	I don't have a chance at counting my partners. At this point I think it will be divided by "before self awareness, and after" Right now I am in the discovery stage of my past so I am taking an unplanned vacation during the between times.......

11-05-2007, 12:32 AM	#65 (permalink)
ziadel Myrmidon Location: In the twilight and mist.	3, just 3. Loved every one of them too __________________ Ron Paul '08 Vote for Freedom Go ahead and google Dr. Ron Paul. You'll like what you read.

11-08-2007, 01:02 PM	#68 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YwNVE37BGVE&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YwNVE37BGVE&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> This needed to be in this thread a while ago. __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

11-08-2007, 02:09 PM	#69 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	PFFT! WRONG! Do we have cool bunny suits? No. Great clip, btw. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 11-08-2007 at 02:19 PM..

11-13-2007, 02:13 PM	#70 (permalink)
DDDDave Addict Location: Sarasota	I think to add some reasonableness to the discussion one needs to consider age and marital status. Ex: A single, 35 yo female. College educated, working. She has had fully 17 years of legal time to have sex. Say 3 guys a year in college, and 2 a year since then. (These are not unreasonable numbers for a normal heterosexual woman in our society.) By my count that is 38. If a female posted here...'38'...most of you would think-slut, whore, sorostitute . And actually, any number up to 50 I would consider pretty normal for a well-adjusted person. And just to be fair, the number for a guy would reasonably be about the same,................ unless we are going to start counting farm animals......then all bets are off __________________ I am just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe... "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined." - Thoreau "Nothing great was ever accomplished without enthusiasm" - Emerson

05-19-2008, 03:26 AM	#71 (permalink)
Stonnyen Upright	I stopped counting when i reached 30, but its been a few after that, and well, there's always some i have delibiratly tried to forget and that is not on any list of names. For mine part, i found out that counting was childish. Lets say you've slept with 257, do you really want to do anyone that is facinated by that?? And who else are you going to tell it to?

05-21-2008, 01:10 AM	#72 (permalink)
vancityboi Tilted Location: Vancouver,BC	when i went on my vacation to the Philippines when i was in grade 12, i was there for about 2 weeks, and i had 1 or sometimes 2 girls per day. So lets say 25-30, but thats it..havent counted for the past 5 years. __________________ I reject your reality and substitute my own -MythBusters Life is easier to measure by experience points -Watch The Guild

05-22-2008, 01:55 AM	#73 (permalink)
imkeen Insane	I don't see counting as a matter of filling out a spreadsheet, but as a way to remember the great experiences in your life. Its a count, only as an exercise to remember.

05-25-2008, 03:53 PM	#74 (permalink)
BlueStar Upright	I never kept a running count but a number of years ago I sat down and counted and got a number around 15 (I'm sure I remembered them all). It's gone up or down by a few since then, depending on method of counting. Bj's make the number go up by a few. I've only gotten a few hj's that I can remember but they don't change the number. Last edited by BlueStar; 05-25-2008 at 07:54 PM..

06-16-2008, 09:19 PM	#79 (permalink)
Self Upright	I stopped counting around 40, and the number is still pretty close to that, actually. You take some pride in getting past 10 and 20, but after that I just started to feel like a male slut.

06-17-2008, 06:16 AM	#80 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	It depends entirely on what a "sexual partner" is; in this case I'll just ignore any technicalities and say yes, I do. Not intentionally, I just tend to think constantly, and every so often I'll recall an instant. 12 in all for me, but 2 meant anything to me in the long run, one was with an insane ex girlfriend, and the rest were party favors, so to speak. I am a man whore (well, not like Will or anything but still). __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.