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Old 02-06-2004, 07:16 PM   #41 (permalink)
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i don't know... for some reason the whole thing creeps me out...
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Old 02-09-2004, 08:37 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I would do her goddie style.
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Sure, I'd try anything once.....
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Old 02-10-2004, 02:59 AM   #43 (permalink)
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why the fuck not- I mean god knows all so if she did not want it to happen the option would never come up- plus, how could one top that .
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Old 02-10-2004, 07:25 PM   #44 (permalink)
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you can't he doesn't exist, but I'd have sex with your mom
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Old 02-10-2004, 10:43 PM   #45 (permalink)
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If God thought you sucked in the sack, she could make you better, right?
Imagine having sex on par with God.
Even better than human sex would be God sex... Imagine, the whole UNIVERSE would be shaking with thundering claps of Godly pleasure.

And who says a God wouldn't have sex with a human...
Take Hercules for example.

...And I'd totally do Aphrodite.
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:40 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Old 02-15-2004, 05:20 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Only if god was hitting on me. I think hitting on a unappreciative god could make the rest of eternity pretty bad.

that said that would definetly be the best sex ever wouldn't it?

Of course what if god was a guy(or whatever is the opposite of what you desire in a mate)? I mean if you were straight would you let god fuck you and suck his cock?I mean who are you to say no right?
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Old 02-20-2004, 07:28 AM   #48 (permalink)
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no offense, but doesn't giving god a facial make him/her seem a bit less godly and pure?
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Old 10-19-2005, 07:07 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Wow. I cannot believe this thread was ever made!? Wish I was a super mod.
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Old 10-19-2005, 07:26 PM   #50 (permalink)
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It's actually a pretty normal thread for TFP..

I would....hell, I've called out his name enough times when with mortals....
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Old 10-19-2005, 07:39 PM   #51 (permalink)
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I'm not quite sure what you mean by "normal". Not really important though. By the way, a lot of the time when I drop things, I say shit. Doesn't mean I'd want to roll around in it. Know what I'm sayin.
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Old 10-19-2005, 08:09 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I'm not quite sure what you mean by "normal". Not really important though. By the way, a lot of the time when I drop things, I say shit. Doesn't mean I'd want to roll around in it. Know what I'm sayin.
I'm really not sure that I do. I think you disapprove of the thread, but I'm not getting the reasoning.
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Old 10-19-2005, 08:15 PM   #53 (permalink)
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No I would not.
I would love to make a copy of my self and have sex with my self now thats hot.
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Old 10-19-2005, 09:22 PM   #54 (permalink)
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I'm really not sure that I do. I think you disapprove of the thread, but I'm not getting the reasoning.

I guess I should have made it clear that the last comment I made was directed towards ngdawg. I'm sure she'll get the shit comment. Atleast I hope she will. If not, owell.

I didn't offer reasoning. I can't believe the disrespect isn't apparent. I'm sure there are people on here that would get offended if I made a thread about having sex with their mom, sister, dad, dog, wife, etc. Why is a religious figure any different? That is just how I feel. I am not a moderator, so what I feel on the issue really makes no difference.

I have pointed out for other people on this site that if they don't like a thread, leave it alone. So, I will do just that.

Im sure the person that made this thread didn't mean to disrespect any of those who believe and respect God.
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Old 10-20-2005, 01:43 AM   #55 (permalink)
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An eternity of uncomfortable silence...
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Old 10-20-2005, 01:52 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Old 10-21-2005, 08:59 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Definitely not if he looks like an old man with a long white beard. I wouldn't mind a session with that eastern goddess with lots of arms and lots of breasts.

I did have sex with God once. She faked orgasm. I think she was trying to help me feel less inadequate. Well it was a bit disturbing with her shouting out "Oh Jesus! I'm gonna come". She still wanted her $75 though. Called it her "collection money".

I suppose the nearest thing to really having sex with God would be to have sex with a priest. But I'm not sure I want to start that thread.
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Old 10-22-2005, 08:47 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Does this really belong in philosophy?
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Old 10-22-2005, 01:20 PM   #59 (permalink)
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if god was a physical being then yes of course i would! i could sell my story!
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Old 10-22-2005, 01:48 PM   #60 (permalink)
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dont nuns wait their entire lives to have sex/marry with god in the afterlife???

....just a thought
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Old 10-22-2005, 10:56 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Since this is purely hypothetical. A goal in life is to be a servant of G-d. So if that was G-d's desire then yes.
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Old 10-22-2005, 11:47 PM   #62 (permalink)
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lol Xazy

i loved how you washed your hands of G-ds 'wrath' by saying "since this is purely hypothetical" before you started..wouldnt want the old man upstairs upset would we
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Old 10-23-2005, 10:26 AM   #63 (permalink)
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dont nuns wait their entire lives to have sex/marry with god in the afterlife???

....just a thought
I think they do! I guess if there was a bunch of nuns of tfp, this could be a good question for them!! o me o my.
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Old 10-23-2005, 01:52 PM   #64 (permalink)
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This Whole thing "sex with God" is extremely dangerous and Demonic. If you are a brave soul search on these two words "Incubus" and "Succubus"

Incubus: an evil spirit that lies on persons in their sleep; especially one that has sexual intercourse with women while they are sleeping

Succubus: a demon assuming female form to have sexual intercourse with men in their sleep.

In this Link you can read about masturbation and people who thought they were having sex with Jesus. but it really turned out to be demons. Though you need to scroll down a bit till you get to a heading "Sex with Demons"

http://net-burst.net/sexuality/masturbate.htm

PLEASE READ WITH THE MOST ABSOLUT CAUTION.
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Old 10-23-2005, 04:05 PM   #65 (permalink)
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I heard this Jewish Chick had sex with God a while ago, and the world hasn't been right since.

Actually, I had sex with God a couple times a day when I was a teenager, until I heard that it could make me go blind.

Flip side, I always did like that pic of Loviatar in the original AD&D Deities and Demigods book. I'd give her a tumble. Maybe Bast too, if only for the self-referential aspect of getting a bit of .... well, nevermind.

That said, and seriously, as I undertand what people call god, if you could have sex with it, it wouldn't be god.
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Old 10-23-2005, 07:33 PM   #66 (permalink)
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I would.

In fact, I've said in the past that if I could have sex with a historical figure, I would choose Jesus.

To me it seems like the ultimate form of souls communing.
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Old 11-02-2005, 10:06 PM   #67 (permalink)
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I've never thought of the idea of God as in any way sexual arousing. Perhaps you have a different God than the christian one that I got raised with...
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Old 11-26-2005, 12:38 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Old 11-26-2005, 02:43 PM   #69 (permalink)
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We talking father, son, holy ghost god? Because I don't know that I'm up for a foursome with god, and I have this thing about sticking to one diety at a time. Furthermore, I've already got a goddess.

That aside though, sure. It'd be divine.

And can you imagine the pillow talk?
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Old 11-27-2005, 09:14 PM   #70 (permalink)
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on the topic of weather this thread is disrespectful. god gave us the ability to talk smack and have some fun. im sure god is humble enough, just like i am, to take a joke...and pretty damn proud that we're using our ability to make em'

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Old 11-28-2005, 04:20 AM   #71 (permalink)
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i masterbate regularly so i think that counts. (messianic complex)
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Old 12-08-2005, 11:20 PM   #72 (permalink)
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what if god was the wrong gender for your sexual orientation? I mean you know its still gonna be hot.....


Id go for it regardless.
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:17 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Old 12-14-2005, 12:15 PM   #74 (permalink)
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I think it depends on what god looks like... like lets say god is a all powerful all knowing bowl of pudding... yeah good chance i wouldnt do it. but if god was in the form of a woman sure why not i bet she could teach some crazy tricks. And as far as pleasing god.... if i suck in bed with her its her damn fault she made me maybe she would help me out a bit and stick some cool sex tricks in my brain for me. never know. but... if god was a attractive woman that just happened to randomly turn into a poptart... it could burn and might not be a good idea. so i guess i would have to get to know her really well first. but thats always the best idea for anyone you have sex with.
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Old 01-12-2006, 09:18 AM   #75 (permalink)
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As there is no God I'd say it's called masturbation...
Even if there is a god, you might well call it masturbation.


If I could have sex with god, would I?

Sure. I do every night... "Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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Old 01-12-2006, 10:08 AM   #76 (permalink)
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Sex, making love, is truly spiritual and, imho, already involves God. (See quotation below.) To make "physical love" to God incarnate, no, not when God the spirit is already an intimate part of my love life.

I have to echo that. God is love, and the love between man and woman comes from God. Making love is a physical manifestation of that.
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Old 01-12-2006, 06:17 PM   #77 (permalink)
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I like the concept in India where the universe is created out of the overflow of two gods making love.


On to more philosophical concepts:
I like to believe that making love is a mindset - one that goes on all day long. I also believe that we are all connected with each other, inseparable from God, so that would mean, that the answer to your question is:

Yes. And I do. All the time.
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Old 01-14-2006, 06:37 AM   #78 (permalink)
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Sex is a physical act, whereas God exists in the same way that Love and Jealousy exist . . . ie as abstract concepts.

Its a nonsense question . . its like saying "would you have have sex with jealousy?" or "would you like to play tennis with Marxism?".
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Old 01-14-2006, 10:15 AM   #79 (permalink)
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the long white beard is kind of a turn-off for me...
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Old 01-14-2006, 03:43 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Sex is a physical act, whereas God exists in the same way that Love and Jealousy exist . . . ie as abstract concepts.

Its a nonsense question . . its like saying "would you have have sex with jealousy?" or "would you like to play tennis with Marxism?".
Hey I've had sex with airbrushed playboy centerfolds - as long as the 'concept' has staples in their belly - I'm in!

My wife says God a lot during sex. I guess she would have to answer yes to this question.
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