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Gatorade Frost · 06-03-2006, 03:42 PM

A bear walks into a bar. He steps up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Can I get a rum..................................and coke?"

The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?"

The bear says, "I've had them since birth."

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What did the Sith Lord say to the doppleganger in its natural form?

"I find your lack of face disturbing"

SirLance · 06-03-2006, 09:40 PM

OK, the first one kills me. The second I don't get. What's a Sith Lord?

Bossnass · 06-03-2006, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SirLance

OK, the first one kills me. The second I don't get. What's a Sith Lord?

Sith Lord = bad Jedi = Darth Vader... "I find your lack of faith... disturbing"

06-03-2006, 03:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Gatorade Frost Rookie	Two unrelated jokes A bear walks into a bar. He steps up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Can I get a rum..................................and coke?" The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "I've had them since birth." - What did the Sith Lord say to the doppleganger in its natural form? "I find your lack of face disturbing" __________________ I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips

06-03-2006, 09:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	OK, the first one kills me. The second I don't get. What's a Sith Lord? __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.