Two unrelated jokes
 

A bear walks into a bar. He steps up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Can I get a rum..................................and coke?"

The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?"

The bear says, "I've had them since birth."

-

What did the Sith Lord say to the doppleganger in its natural form?

"I find your lack of face disturbing"

OK, the first one kills me. The second I don't get. What's a Sith Lord?

Sith Lord = bad Jedi = Darth Vader... "I find your lack of faith... disturbing"