The Longest Thread Ever!

[BadNick]

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

...(Hot dogs are a little bit odd, aren't they, Nick?)2x2x5=20

True, but they don't seem as odd as scrapple and I also love scrapple. A nice thick slab say ~1/2" thick (12.7mm to our metrified friends) fried crispy on the outside but with that warm, soft texture inside, with the prevailing flavorful tastes of the finest parts of nose, cheeks, and other parts I don't want to hear about; on a couple slices of toasted bread topped off with a few soft boiled eggs and a dash of salt, pepper, and paprika...and a few drops of Tabasco.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

I liked the Bad joke,
& whatever's in hot dogs,
& head-cheese, & such.

(& palindromes!)

[ring]

Oh man, I wonder how many decibels my sneezes have.

I let 'em rip. If you don't, you could blow an irreplaceable gasket, or two.

AHHHHHHHHH....AHHH........CHOO!

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Thanks for the Ian
on the lyrics that fit you:
We're on the same boat.

Gesundheit!

[ring]

Dual avatars not dueling would be fitting.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

No reasons to fight
but for those we imagine
are acceptable?

[BadNick]

to me sneezing has always been somewhat orgasmic ...so when I feel it coming on I go through my foreplay ritual, holding it back for a bit, let the tension build up, then I either look at a light or even just imagine a bright flash and POW!! excuse me if I got some on you.

[ring]

Eons ago, in a thread here at tfp.

Someone called it a nosegasm.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Do you snort it?

Magic has its place-
Science has its place-
Fiction has its place-
So feel our playcements.

(I swear I had a wonderful haiku to go with the sneezing.)

[Jetée]

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

No better, no worse,
but again I'm trusting you
to own what you do.

(Hot dogs are a little bit odd, aren't they, Nick?)

2x2x5=20

I own my ideas, but sometime I relinquish those as well.

Speaking of which:

Originally Posted by Jetée

Lecher


a huge lecherous wiener by WhatDaveSees

The above photograph is but one of the thousands of examples I have accumulated this month to spawn my newest idea for atoppic (in which I most certainly will be inhabiting all by my lonesome: "Modern Life is Rubbish".

[Zooksport2]

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

[BadNick]

Jet, I've had Nathan's many times and they are very good. I have not yet had Sabrett's which so many New Yorkers seem to love and say are the best. While I was looking for a clever pic of a gorgeous girl eating a Sabretts dog, I found a pic for your food as art thread so I'll go post it there shortly. I'm not calling you "shortly", I mean I'll go do it soon...I'm also not calling you "soon" ...though I might if I knew your phone number...assuming you have a phone number and I knew it.

I love that idea, Zook. I'm using it next chance I get.

[Jetée]

Originally Posted by BadNick

I'm sure Mother Nature was the first lass. She's probably thinking of how BP helped relieve her internal pressures.

(I also have a good robotic form of BP, but at this time, that doesn't seem to be rightfully portrayed; they're the villian, I guess.)

[BadNick]

Today I purposely steered clear of getting gas at a BP station and went to the adjacent Shell station. I suspect if we look closely at them all, we'd be riding bicycles and walking.

[Jetée]

I just noticed we're both back on the waves again, in sync.

I, too, I also remembered about saving this photograph just yesterday; hope you do enjoy it.


(from my personal, but lackadaisical "blogging" endeavor... bonus point if I spelled the 'L'-word right.)

[Jetée]

And because I'm so backed up (years now, and still other parts, months only) I just came across this headline:

Deepwater Horizon spill declared worst in US history.

(I probably won't get a chance to read it until next month, I'd guess, if even, at all.)

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Originally Posted by Jetée

Hilarious question. Thank you again.

[BadNick]

We'll have to be extra careful now that our boards will be more slippery.

I like synch'ing my iTouch, which I inherited from my youngest son, which seems sort of backwards but I'm glad it's a two-way street. He can re-inherit it sometime in the future. I hope it's still nice around here then.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

(2+25)/3=9

I hope it's still nice
the day after tomorrow.
Today is perfect.

[BadNick]

It's quite nice here today, too; not too hot, a bit of cloud cover. Tomorrow will be sunnier and mid 80's of the Fahrenheit kind. Monday sunny and 90F. Grillin' and chillin' is my goal for the next couple days ...plus I'm copying every CD I have to my itunes library and synching my itouch until there's no more space on it.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Running out of space?
It's funny you should say that,
all bits considered.

[Jetée]

I wish I had an "iTouch". I'm only in between a '-mini' and a 'dinosaur'.

It's so hard to ride the flow of time's waves ever so fluidily. Did I ever tell you what year I was left behind in, and through, so far as up 'til now?

[BadNick]

Well spaced out, out of space ...not much difference. On my ithing it's merely a temporary inconvenience since Apple has more space for sale than I have money.

[Zooksport2]

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

[Jetée]

Originally Posted by dlish

... what sort of 'celebration' did you have in mind?

My original course of mind was once we attained the goal, and then afterwards, once we reach our own milemarker of perhaps 23K+ or 25+ posts here, that we could perhaps be considered Hall-of-Fame-worthy?

[Ourcrazymodern?]

When you lose your mind,
do your thought processes stop,
or only slow down?

[Jetée]

It just tracks down info onto another medium, but doesn't register altogether.

I still have them somewhere in storage.


*goes looking for a topical picture

[Jetée]

Bolivian Brain Box by Sam Brewster

[Ourcrazymodern?]

A brain in a box,
way too far realistic:
Part of the problem.

We carry these things
in constructs of this nature
only to save them.

[Jetée]

Reach [Photo by Stuart Gibson, a photographer from Tasmania. Photo shot in North Shore, Oahu, Hawaii.]

[Zooksport2]

[Ourcrazymodern?]

That one'd be a fool
to trade-in his potential
for something that's dead.

[BadNick]

unless you were a hermit crab. Then it might make sense since it's a bit more real estate, but still depending on what the price is.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

22/55=.4

hermits have only
their belief in their being:
money's not matter.

[BadNick]

that's true. I've had fleeting moments of wanting to be Assisi but I like the birds and bees too much for that.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Being a sissy's
not a whole lot harder than
a raging penis.

[BadNick]

It's my turn again so can any of you guys help me find a place to be for the "where in the world am I?" thread? Suggestions are welcomed and thanked.

[Zooksport2]

Originally Posted by badnick

it's my turn again so can any of you guys help me find a place to be for the "where in the world am i?" thread? Suggestions are welcomed and thanked.

19° 10′ 20″ s, 127° 47′ 44″ e



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[BadNick]

Thanks, Zook. Maybe next time or when you're not paying attention. As you'll see, this time I'm somewhere in America.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

firepower
is where it has been:
beneath us.

Where have we been?