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lindalove · 08-11-2005, 02:32 AM

ok here it is...you've got to sell a sex toy and you've got to make up a funny sales pitch for your product.

Sample:

The Give A Dog A Bone Dildo.

It dices. It slices. It defeats evil empires!!
It goes from go to WOAH in thirty seconds, or your money back.
Call now and we'll include a studded leash and collar.
Want more? Then go find a real penis, this is all we can offer with this dildo.

vermin · 08-12-2005, 05:07 PM

It's a Carnival of Carnal Clay at Carl's Cockring Kiln!
We have thousands in stock and they come
in a rainbow of member encircling colors
Our penile blood restrictors are made of easily breakable materials
to avoid the inevitable gangrene and eventual amputation
if removal is found to be more difficult than application.
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY:
BUY 10 COCKRINGS AND GET THE 11th COCKRING
FREE

Redlemon · 08-18-2005, 03:21 AM

I'm not that clever, but I wanted to draw your attention to the Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog.

vermin · 08-24-2005, 08:48 PM

DYNAMITE DAVE'S DILDO DUNGEON
Dubious ding-dongs to delight the dames

All colors All sizes

Powered - Manual - Foreskins

Any option you can think of...think of Dave

08-11-2005, 02:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
lindalove Registered User	How's Bout a Little Game? [NSFW] ok here it is...you've got to sell a sex toy and you've got to make up a funny sales pitch for your product. Sample: The Give A Dog A Bone Dildo. It dices. It slices. It defeats evil empires!! It goes from go to WOAH in thirty seconds, or your money back. Call now and we'll include a studded leash and collar. Want more? Then go find a real penis, this is all we can offer with this dildo. Last edited by lindalove; 08-11-2005 at 02:46 AM..

08-12-2005, 05:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	It's a Carnival of Carnal Clay at Carl's Cockring Kiln! We have thousands in stock and they come in a rainbow of member encircling colors Our penile blood restrictors are made of easily breakable materials to avoid the inevitable gangrene and eventual amputation if removal is found to be more difficult than application. FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY: BUY 10 COCKRINGS AND GET THE 11th COCKRING FREE __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

08-18-2005, 03:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I'm not that clever, but I wanted to draw your attention to the Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

08-24-2005, 08:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	DYNAMITE DAVE'S DILDO DUNGEON Dubious ding-dongs to delight the dames All colors All sizes Powered - Manual - Foreskins Any option you can think of...think of Dave __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.