It's a Carnival of Carnal Clay at Carl's Cockring Kiln!
We have thousands in stock and they come
in a rainbow of member encircling colors
Our penile blood restrictors are made of easily breakable materials
to avoid the inevitable gangrene and eventual amputation
if removal is found to be more difficult than application.
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY:
BUY 10 COCKRINGS AND GET THE 11th COCKRING
FREE