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How's Bout a Little Game? [NSFW]
ok here it is...you've got to sell a sex toy and you've got to make up a funny sales pitch for your product.
Sample: http://strange.badmuckingfastard.com/images/galileo.jpg The Give A Dog A Bone Dildo. It dices. It slices. It defeats evil empires!! It goes from go to WOAH in thirty seconds, or your money back. Call now and we'll include a studded leash and collar. Want more? Then go find a real penis, this is all we can offer with this dildo. |
It's a Carnival of Carnal Clay at Carl's Cockring Kiln! We have thousands in stock and they come in a rainbow of member encircling colors Our penile blood restrictors are made of easily breakable materials to avoid the inevitable gangrene and eventual amputation if removal is found to be more difficult than application. FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY: BUY 10 COCKRINGS AND GET THE 11th COCKRING FREE |
I'm not that clever, but I wanted to draw your attention to the Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog.
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