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Sion · 04-20-2003, 08:16 AM

Shokan: "I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so"?

Fly · 04-20-2003, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion

flyman (regular glutton for punishment, arent you? and no, that wasn't the question, that one was rhetorical. but I'll go easy on you this time.): in the inky black depths of space, no one can hear you scream. given this, tell us why you named yourself for a zipper?

lovely....well......screaming is for girls(my 7 year old can verify that if need be)

flyman has "nothing" to do with zippers but,if i'm in the depths of space,with noone to hear me scream......then i'm gonna play with my (wait for it)......................fly man.

that was dick(get it)...........bring it on!

crazycousinjim · 04-20-2003, 09:41 AM

I can handle your interrogation. I'm in !!

GuttersnipeXL · 04-20-2003, 09:44 AM

GuttersnipeXL up in this B I itch!!!

Sion · 04-20-2003, 10:58 AM

crazycousinjim: what is your favorite opera?

GuttersnipeXL: crunchy or creamy?

crazycousinjim · 04-20-2003, 11:03 AM

Does that fusion opera off of the 5th element soundtrack count. If so then that is it. Otherwise "Figaro's Wedding"

Atropos4 · 04-20-2003, 12:14 PM

ask away

uncle phil · 04-20-2003, 12:49 PM

hit me again...

crazycousinjim · 04-20-2003, 01:02 PM

Oo Oo Oo me next

Fly · 04-20-2003, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman

that was dick(get it)...........bring it on!

well?

KWSN · 04-20-2003, 01:39 PM

I can handle it. Give it to me. I'm game. Sucka.

GakFace · 04-20-2003, 03:14 PM

go on.. ask another

phaulb · 04-20-2003, 03:19 PM

im in

vermin · 04-20-2003, 06:07 PM

Quote:

vermin: you may have only one orifice for sexual gratification for the rest of your life. which do you chose, the mouth, the pussy or the anus?

Easy one: I'm married so the other two are out anyway, the pussy.

Sion · 04-20-2003, 08:42 PM

Bones: you are to be on the receiving end of either a) a donkey punch, or b) a dirty sanchez. your choice?

Atropos4: have you ever touched the genitals of someone of the opposite sex as you? be specific and detailed.

uncle phil: my mother and your mother were out hanging clothes. my mother punched your mother right in the nose. what color was the blood?

crazycousinjim: hey meester, you want to buy my seester?

flyman (sorry, didnt mean to over look you there dude): in the game of life, there are winners and losers. which are you and why?

KWSN: you are to be marooned on a desert island for the rest of your life. you may chose one type of animal to gratify your sexual urges. what do you chose?

GakFace: your ass, your face. a match?

phaulb: how many mice can fuck in a lightbulb?

GakFace · 04-20-2003, 08:43 PM

Sion, take a picture of your ass and look in the mirror, and you'll realize you were talking about yourself. But I spose I do have a Nice Ass....

GakFace · 04-20-2003, 08:44 PM

oh yeah, hit me up again.

Atropos4 · 04-20-2003, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
Atropos4: have you ever touched the genitals of someone of the opposite sex as you? be specific and detailed.

uhhhhh yeah....i'm married to alpha phi
in fact last night i gave alpha phi a bj and then finished with me on top...that's as detailed as i'm getting

Sion · 04-20-2003, 10:02 PM

Gakface, nothing personal was meant by that last question. It had to be asked of someone, and your name was on the list. next question: tomorrow, you are going to lose either your eyesight or your hearing. which do you prefer?

Atropos4: er, I fucked up that question. It was supposed to read "SAME sex as you". Since you did answer the question as originally posed, you are under no obligation to answer the ammended question, unless of course you want to.

Atropos4 · 04-20-2003, 10:10 PM

sexually : not yet

non sexually : i'm a woman.....i've changed diapers...and i doubt you want me to go into detail

Fly · 04-20-2003, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion

flyman (sorry, didnt mean to over look you there dude): in the game of life, there are winners and losers. which are you and why?

i'm a winner...just because of my two lovely kids.

plus ....there is no "I" in team, but there is in winner and i am a winner.

bring it on.

Atropos4 · 04-20-2003, 10:18 PM

any more?

GakFace · 04-20-2003, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
Gakface, nothing personal was meant by that last question. It had to be asked of someone, and your name was on the list. next question: tomorrow, you are going to lose either your eyesight or your hearing. which do you prefer?

Nothing personal wast meant by my answer either. You wanted an answer so I gave one. I can't help it that I'm a smart ass.

Just know that I am in no way being offensive... Just goin' for the cheap laughs. Now to your question.

Hearing. For one, I can play video games without sound, but its hard to see the monitor if i'm blind. Second, Sure I'd no longer be able to hear the voice of a woman, but at least i'd still be able to stare into her face. I can already talk, so losing my hearing won't affect my speech too much, but being blind would cause many injuries, along with not being able to drive.

PS.. I assumed no offense was to be taken, but that you picked that one specifically for me. hehe

I'm still game.

crazycousinjim · 04-21-2003, 01:56 AM

If she cooks, cleans, and gives good head, Sure.

zizdog69 · 04-21-2003, 02:15 AM

I'm in!!

uncle phil · 04-21-2003, 02:50 AM

red...

hit it again...

Sion · 04-21-2003, 07:09 PM

Atropos4: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

flyman: "Of Mice and Men" is a classic of American literature. Have you read it, and if so, what did you think of it?

GakFace: Munsters or Addams Family?

zizdog69: He who would pass must answer me these questions three: WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? WHAT is your favorite color?

uncle phil: a woman that you love in a platonic way (ie your mother, sister, aunt, good friend) is about to get married to a real scumball. You know for a fact that he cheated on her repeatedly during the engagement, several times with cheap street whores. When the Minister says "...Speak now or forever hold your peace," do you?

Somenosuke · 04-21-2003, 07:13 PM

Ask me another, pleeeeaaasee? ^_^

Sion · 04-21-2003, 08:04 PM

Somenosuke: sake (the Japanese liquor) is best served hot or cold? why?

Fly · 04-21-2003, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion

flyman: "Of Mice and Men" is a classic of American literature. Have you read it, and if so, what did you think of it?

sorry bud..but that's one i haven't read.i used to read lots but lost the time i guess.

gimme another one

Sion · 04-21-2003, 08:23 PM

flyman: why havent you done your homework?

Fly · 04-21-2003, 08:32 PM

ahh hell man,i've been outta school for awhile now.

plus i'm to busy helpin' a grade 5er and a grade 1er all the time.

mind set is on fridge magnets and nice crayon pix.

try me again...(damn you're tough)

Sion · 04-21-2003, 09:16 PM

flyman, you are nearing the limit on your questions. but since few others seem interested in playing right now, I'll indulge you:

windspeed: 40 knots, blowing SSE.
your current airspeed: 60 knots, heading NNW.
altimeter reads 5500 feet.
weather service predicts severe storms over the north Pacific ocean
when will you reach Siberia?

KWSN · 04-21-2003, 09:41 PM

Quote:

KWSN: you are to be marooned on a desert island for the rest of your life. you may chose one type of animal to gratify your sexual urges. what do you chose?

Hmm... this is a tricky one. I'll have to say a dolphin, however, because dolphins are the only animals besides humans that have sex for pleasure...

The underwater thing might get tricky though...

pazza · 04-21-2003, 09:53 PM

ooh i want in aswell

Sion · 04-21-2003, 11:15 PM

pazza: as a result of a court order, you are required to give up one of two things for the rest of your life, your computer or beer. chose.

Ashton · 04-21-2003, 11:20 PM

/ Too drunk to understand....

rabidy · 04-21-2003, 11:53 PM

Ask away, oh inquisitor of the bored, 80)

Fly · 04-22-2003, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
flyman, you are nearing the limit on your questions. but since few others seem interested in playing right now, I'll indulge you:

windspeed: 40 knots, blowing SSE.
your current airspeed: 60 knots, heading NNW.
altimeter reads 5500 feet.
weather service predicts severe storms over the north Pacific ocean
when will you reach Siberia?

i'm not cuz i'm doin' my first parachute jump.(hehe)

if i may.........one more man,one more........

Atropos4 · 04-22-2003, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sion
Atropos4: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

hmmmm i honestly don't know any woodchucks but the next time i have a conversation with one i'll ask...i promise

04-20-2003, 08:16 AM	#41 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Shokan: "I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so"? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

04-20-2003, 09:44 AM	#44 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	GuttersnipeXL up in this B I itch!!! __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

04-20-2003, 10:58 AM	#45 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	crazycousinjim: what is your favorite opera? GuttersnipeXL: crunchy or creamy? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

04-20-2003, 12:14 PM	#47 (permalink)
Atropos4 Think about it Location: North Carolina	ask away __________________ Minds are like parachutes. They work better open. "If I were Hermione, I would have licked his pantleg."

04-20-2003, 12:49 PM	#48 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hit me again... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-20-2003, 09:41 AM	#43 (permalink)
crazycousinjim Crazy Location: Copenhagen, Denmark	I can handle your interrogation. I'm in !!

04-20-2003, 11:03 AM	#46 (permalink)
crazycousinjim Crazy Location: Copenhagen, Denmark	Does that fusion opera off of the 5th element soundtrack count. If so then that is it. Otherwise "Figaro's Wedding"

04-20-2003, 01:02 PM	#49 (permalink)
crazycousinjim Crazy Location: Copenhagen, Denmark	Oo Oo Oo me next

04-20-2003, 01:39 PM	#51 (permalink)
KWSN green	I can handle it. Give it to me. I'm game. Sucka. __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-20-2003, 03:14 PM	#52 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	go on.. ask another __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

04-20-2003, 03:19 PM	#53 (permalink)
phaulb Upright Location: glasgow scotland	im in __________________ always have a plan b

04-20-2003, 08:42 PM	#55 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Bones: you are to be on the receiving end of either a) a donkey punch, or b) a dirty sanchez. your choice? Atropos4: have you ever touched the genitals of someone of the opposite sex as you? be specific and detailed. uncle phil: my mother and your mother were out hanging clothes. my mother punched your mother right in the nose. what color was the blood? crazycousinjim: hey meester, you want to buy my seester? flyman (sorry, didnt mean to over look you there dude): in the game of life, there are winners and losers. which are you and why? KWSN: you are to be marooned on a desert island for the rest of your life. you may chose one type of animal to gratify your sexual urges. what do you chose? GakFace: your ass, your face. a match? phaulb: how many mice can fuck in a lightbulb? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

04-20-2003, 08:43 PM	#56 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	Sion, take a picture of your ass and look in the mirror, and you'll realize you were talking about yourself. But I spose I do have a Nice Ass.... __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

04-20-2003, 08:44 PM	#57 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	oh yeah, hit me up again. __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

04-20-2003, 10:02 PM	#59 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Gakface, nothing personal was meant by that last question. It had to be asked of someone, and your name was on the list. next question: tomorrow, you are going to lose either your eyesight or your hearing. which do you prefer? Atropos4: er, I fucked up that question. It was supposed to read "SAME sex as you". Since you did answer the question as originally posed, you are under no obligation to answer the ammended question, unless of course you want to. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

04-21-2003, 02:15 AM	#65 (permalink)
zizdog69 Crazy Location: Arizona	I'm in!! __________________ "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life." -Peter Gibbons, Office Space

04-20-2003, 10:10 PM	#60 (permalink)
Atropos4 Think about it Location: North Carolina	sexually : not yet non sexually : i'm a woman.....i've changed diapers...and i doubt you want me to go into detail __________________ Minds are like parachutes. They work better open. "If I were Hermione, I would have licked his pantleg."

04-20-2003, 10:18 PM	#62 (permalink)
Atropos4 Think about it Location: North Carolina	any more? __________________ Minds are like parachutes. They work better open. "If I were Hermione, I would have licked his pantleg."

04-21-2003, 01:56 AM	#64 (permalink)
crazycousinjim Crazy Location: Copenhagen, Denmark	If she cooks, cleans, and gives good head, Sure.

04-21-2003, 02:50 AM	#66 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	red... hit it again... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-21-2003, 07:09 PM	#67 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Atropos4: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? flyman: "Of Mice and Men" is a classic of American literature. Have you read it, and if so, what did you think of it? GakFace: Munsters or Addams Family? zizdog69: He who would pass must answer me these questions three: WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? WHAT is your favorite color? uncle phil: a woman that you love in a platonic way (ie your mother, sister, aunt, good friend) is about to get married to a real scumball. You know for a fact that he cheated on her repeatedly during the engagement, several times with cheap street whores. When the Minister says "...Speak now or forever hold your peace," do you? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... Last edited by Sion; 04-21-2003 at 07:11 PM..

04-21-2003, 07:13 PM	#68 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	Ask me another, pleeeeaaasee? ^_^ __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

04-21-2003, 08:04 PM	#69 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Somenosuke: sake (the Japanese liquor) is best served hot or cold? why? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

04-21-2003, 08:23 PM	#71 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	flyman: why havent you done your homework? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

04-21-2003, 08:32 PM	#72 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ahh hell man,i've been outta school for awhile now. plus i'm to busy helpin' a grade 5er and a grade 1er all the time. mind set is on fridge magnets and nice crayon pix. try me again...(damn you're tough) __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-21-2003, 09:16 PM	#73 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	flyman, you are nearing the limit on your questions. but since few others seem interested in playing right now, I'll indulge you: windspeed: 40 knots, blowing SSE. your current airspeed: 60 knots, heading NNW. altimeter reads 5500 feet. weather service predicts severe storms over the north Pacific ocean when will you reach Siberia? __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

04-21-2003, 09:53 PM	#75 (permalink)
pazza Insane Location: Australia	ooh i want in aswell __________________ The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.

04-21-2003, 11:15 PM	#76 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	pazza: as a result of a court order, you are required to give up one of two things for the rest of your life, your computer or beer. chose. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

04-21-2003, 11:20 PM	#77 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	/ Too drunk to understand....

04-21-2003, 11:53 PM	#78 (permalink)
rabidy Crazy Location: Texas!	Ask away, oh inquisitor of the bored, 80) __________________ I'm sick in the head and I haven't gone to bed Since I first came ashore from me slumber For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know Far across the western ocean I must wander -The Jolly Rogers