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Bernard's watch. What would you do?
If you had a old fashioned stop watch, pressed the button on the top of it, and time stopped.
What would you do? I'd do so much, but first off, id do something crazy, just for the crack, like stroll to town, strip a load of people naked and put nudist signs in there hands ![]() What would you do? |
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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Wait...if time stopped, how could we do anything?
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I have eaten the slaw
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Nothing, unless I could overcome the difficulty of imparting infinite acceleration to the matter around me.
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still, wondering.
Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
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Difficulties must become as invisible as everything else if time stops, but I'd like y'all to refer back to where you might also prefer to have it do so.
ONE FOR ALL.
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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i'd take it to the watch repair shop and get it fixed..
damn thing was a birthday present from a totally babelicious lady...
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Darth Papa
Location: Yonder
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Unless perhaps the watch just slows time down a whole lot. If time is slowed down by a factor of, say, 10,000, then the air feels like mud, rather than ice, and it only takes a great deal of energy to move anything. And of course every ambient noise's frequency is dropped into the subsonic, while my voice sounds like an impossibly high squeak to those still standing around in slow time. Oh, and all the light around me is red-shifted, probably below the visible spectrum. So it'll be pretty dark... But this is Tilted Nonsense, so I'll just answer: Women's locker room. |
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Warrior Smith
Location: missouri
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assuming no defects in movement or being able to effect the rest of the world-
and assuming that I do not age while the watch is stopped..... I would right a lot of wrongs...I would have the time...... osama bin laden for example, would suddenly find himself in a very different situation....
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Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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I'd pull down the trousers or underwear of people who need taking down a peg or two.
And maybe as Woods says, take things with no fear of being caught. I'd also never be late for anything.
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