Fly

phil:

4 golf balls stuffed in his yap......as well as a 3 iron tightened slowly around his throat ,.................until suffocation.......

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

fly: empty refrigerator...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Uncle Phil - Taken to Detroit

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

T665: accompanying UP to detroit...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

UP: Bizarre gardening accident. Police thought best left unsolved.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Tully Mars

Tophat665: Details are a little sketchy but his body is found on a London rooftop, bound to the chimney with a soot covered brush rammed down his gullet. In the distance someone whistles "Chim Chim Cher-ee" as fog fills the air.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

Tophat665

Tully Mars paid the maximum penalty for stepping out of time, and was devoured by animated penguins.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Tully Mars

Tophat665: Crushed by a bus tossed to the ground by Godzilla. Sadly he might have heard it coming had his MP3 not been blasting out "My Heart Will Go On" by Céline Dion.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

ring

Tully Mars: someone with the munchies mistook you for a candy bar.

Tully Mars

Ring:

Caught talking backward to the White Knight, so the Red Queen said "Off with her head!"

Should have remembered what the dormouse said.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

uncle phil

cowboy: fed the dormouse his head...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ring

uncle phil: swallowed inside a particularly nasty sand trap.

SSJTWIZTA

Crap! Sandworms!

Ring: with a bit of a nostalgic overload, ring entered a circle pit...

...she was never seen again.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Tophat665

SSJTWIZTA: Withered away of a vowel deficiency. (Should have gone to Hawaii while there was still time.)

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ottopilot

Tophat665: tried to circumcise the giant sand worm

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Astrocloud

Otto: Tried the three course meal prototype chewing gum; juiced to death.

Tophat665

Astrocloud: Force fed Pop Rocks & Coke until his stomach exploded

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

TH665: drowned during his "born-again" baptism...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

uncle mystro:

made to drink beer and clamato juice.............drowning accident

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

ottopilot

Fly: victim of early prototype "Hulk Hands"

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Tophat665

Ottopilot: Shoved from behind onto a freshly waxed floor, which he skidded across, fetching up against the bar just as the bartender was blending a daquiri. Otto's head dislodged the lid from the blender, spewing partially ground ice everywhere, tripping the waitress and sending skewers of sate flying, one of which flew at the face of a navy seal who deflected it with a thrown knife which cut the cable on a mounted marlin which swung down and skewered otto through the throat.

In short, he was Rube Goldberged to death.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

Tophat665: The dyslexic magician pulled the hat out of the rabbit.
I'm not sure if the hat is dead ,but it will never look the same.

Post crypt..(the rabbit is toast.)

Tophat665

Ring drank a toasted almond with the special bitter almond extract.

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

Pass the popcorn, honey.

uncle phil

(me wants so badly to scream "GET A ROOM!!!", but instead says...)

ring: slipped on a half eaten jujubee, banged the back of her head on an aisle armrest, and stuck to the floor of the theater...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

uncle phil's screaming finally overcame his good sense, and his brain exploded.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ottopilot

OCM: failed to read safety instructions indicating that "Roto-Rooter" is not recommended as a constipation remedy.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Ourcrazymodern?

It's not as though I enjoy the killing...

ottopilot took a wrong turn, & ended up injured.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

ocm took a header into the river...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ring

uncle phil: The suspense is killin' him.

SSJTWIZTA

Ring: Said something so awkward not even she could wrap her head around it.

a stroke followed shortly after.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

ottopilot

SSJTWIZTA: Death by Chocolate

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Milkyway

Ottopilot was shoved viciously into a high speed ceiling fan and suffered instant decapitation, head still lying in the corner with a blank stare.

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Yes you can get off on the same sexual experience for 24 full hours!!!!!

Astrocloud

Milkyway was eaten alive by the Astrocloud.

uncle phil

AC overdosed on his own pizza...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

ELP...
choked.

On the same damn pizza.

__________________
BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

Ourcrazymodern?....(he was warned, and did it anyway.)
He cut me some slack.

ottopilot

ring: while showing off your new superhero outfit, your cape was sucked into a jet engine.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Tophat665

Ottopilot was torn apart in a public square by invisible demons.

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

Tophat665: He eagerly awaits his 666th incarnation.