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Old 08-02-2009, 12:00 PM   #681 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2009, 06:17 AM   #682 (permalink)
 
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Old 08-03-2009, 06:38 AM   #683 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2009, 06:58 AM   #684 (permalink)
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I never witnessed one able to do their act inside me.
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Old 08-03-2009, 07:25 AM   #685 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2009, 12:24 PM   #686 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2009, 12:31 PM   #687 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2009, 02:19 PM   #688 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:44 AM   #689 (permalink)
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Sometimes I do the wild thing like a god.
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:48 AM   #690 (permalink)
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Sometimes I do the wild thing like a god.
As do I. Unfortunately, that god is Buddha.
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:21 AM   #691 (permalink)
 
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:26 PM   #692 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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If I believed everything I heard, I'd be more confused than I am.
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Old 08-27-2009, 12:45 PM   #693 (permalink)
 
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Sometimes I do the wild thing like a god.
Correction: All of the time.


I need to buy a spare battery for my phone.
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Old 08-27-2009, 12:55 PM   #694 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 08-28-2009, 05:52 AM   #695 (permalink)
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A Ray is an elasmobranch.
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Old 08-28-2009, 11:36 AM   #696 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 08-28-2009, 11:51 AM   #697 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2009, 11:49 PM   #698 (permalink)
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Random encounters with random bonds of random duration.
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Old 08-29-2009, 12:35 AM   #699 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2009, 12:37 AM   #700 (permalink)
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I want to dance in the rain, and forget about everything that's ever existed until now.



Also, lemonade is awesome.
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Old 08-29-2009, 04:02 AM   #701 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 08-29-2009, 08:20 AM   #702 (permalink)
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So, I don't want another beer ...
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Old 08-29-2009, 04:43 PM   #703 (permalink)
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la, a note that follows so...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 08-29-2009, 06:00 PM   #704 (permalink)
 
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Texas Tea. Sensimilla Soiree.
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Old 08-29-2009, 06:24 PM   #705 (permalink)
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That'll bring us back to Dough, dough, dough, dough

dough, the thing, that buys me beer
Ray, my friend who buys me beer
Me, myself I want a beer
Far, a long way to the bar
So, I think I'll have a beer
La, la, la, la, la, la ..., BEER!
Tea, not hanks I'll have a beer

Dough
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Old 08-29-2009, 07:42 PM   #706 (permalink)
Upright
 
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spinning cat theory
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Old 08-30-2009, 04:03 AM   #707 (permalink)
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true sailing is dead...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 08-30-2009, 06:53 AM   #708 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2009, 03:23 PM   #709 (permalink)
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My anger has never been able to compare to hers'.
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Old 09-04-2009, 03:10 AM   #710 (permalink)
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i will never golf 36 holes in one day again...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 09-07-2009, 05:50 PM   #711 (permalink)
 
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"He's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of,
his and mine are the same."
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Old 10-15-2009, 01:49 PM   #712 (permalink)
 
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Dialectal emotions be damned.
There is nothing sweet about parting.

The memory may become sweet in time,
but this moment that time has already swallowed
moment...s......s........s....ago....
..........
........
....
for now, is my enemy.

Time will tell.

Cuckoo.

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Old 10-15-2009, 02:52 PM   #713 (permalink)
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syncopation
leads to inflammation...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 10-16-2009, 05:06 AM   #714 (permalink)
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Time may tell, but what it tells should be taken with a grain of salt. Time is a notorious liar. Things aren't what they used to be because they never were.
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:57 AM   #715 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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I only feel secured when I'm in her arms.
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Old 10-16-2009, 01:53 PM   #716 (permalink)
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I'm afraid to admit just how much I love her, because I'm too afraid to lose her.
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Old 10-16-2009, 01:54 PM   #717 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2009, 12:58 PM   #718 (permalink)
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I feel inadequate at everything I do.
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Old 10-19-2009, 01:39 PM   #719 (permalink)
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i went to philadelphia once...or twice...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 10-19-2009, 05:39 PM   #720 (permalink)
another passenger
 
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I can listen to "tears of jupiter" again with out breaking down
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