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777 · 09-24-2007, 02:58 PM

Just answer the question or I'll twist your nipple.

Is that your car?

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-24-2007, 03:51 PM

No, it's a flying carpet.

Do you know this person?

Fast Forward · 09-25-2007, 03:35 AM

I'm not certain. Ask her to disrobe and then I'll be sure.

Where did you meet her?

777 · 09-26-2007, 03:27 PM

Somewhere else.

Is the pizza here yet?

Midnight · 09-26-2007, 04:06 PM

wait, lemme ask your face.

did you spit in this?

777 · 09-26-2007, 04:41 PM

Let's just say that I'd like to give this to you to show how much I care about you. (secretly spat in it)

Are you going to wear that to dinner with my parents?

Fast Forward · 09-27-2007, 12:34 AM

Oh yes!

You don't really think that I want to impress them, did you?

Tide · 09-27-2007, 04:31 AM

Well, the tiara says otherwise.

You don't look the type to fly spaceships.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-27-2007, 05:17 AM

It's easier than it looks.

Didn't I meet you in college?

Midnight · 09-27-2007, 07:39 AM

Um no... some of us went to a University.

Why do people keep thinking they know me from somewhere?

RenaissanceII · 09-27-2007, 08:07 AM

Could be that wanted poster at the post office....

Did you do the laundry?

cameroncrazy822 · 09-27-2007, 10:55 AM

The laundry becomes trash and I buy new fucking clothes whore!

How 'bout getting those roast beef meat curtains bleached?

Fast Forward · 09-28-2007, 04:11 AM

Not until Monday.

Anyway, you'll be coming over this week-end to suck on the thing as usual, right?

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-28-2007, 07:40 AM

Well, sure, I've been drooling since the last time you bit me.

Are you mad?

777 · 09-28-2007, 03:52 PM

(loading shotgun) Me, mad? When have you ever known me to be #$%& MAD?!

Did that hurt?

Psychologist · 09-29-2007, 01:49 AM

Yeah it hurt because it was done in such distasteful fashion that I doubled over and groaned from its mediocrity.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-29-2007, 04:47 AM

Which pill do YOU want?

Can I have another?

ngdawg · 10-01-2007, 05:04 AM

Sure...take 3 while you're at...no reason to be a nice, sharing person who would leave some for others.

How was your weekend?

777 · 10-01-2007, 04:31 PM

How was your weekend?

Chiyachan · 10-02-2007, 04:45 AM

All the worse for seeing you.

Where were YOU yesterday?

casual user · 10-03-2007, 12:55 PM

shit, i was yesterday

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Chiyachan · 10-03-2007, 02:13 PM

How many do you think?!

I got my tootsie pop, but where did you put yours?

777 · 10-03-2007, 04:56 PM

Yo moma's house, foo.

Who drank my 40?

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-03-2007, 05:39 PM

I might've - I forget.

I think I missed my bus.

Crack · 10-04-2007, 12:53 PM

Must have been the short bus...

Speaking of buses, who here likes pie?

777 · 10-04-2007, 03:40 PM

Where you going to offer the cocoanut cream pie that was in the fridge? Cuz I gave that to the homeless guy on the street corner.

Who moved my cheese?

Fast Forward · 10-08-2007, 12:31 AM

The one with the wind up his bum.

Anyway, didn't you say that you'd given up on Lindburger?

777 · 10-08-2007, 03:16 PM

I did, but the withdrawl symtoms aren't worth it.

Is this all there is to eat?

ItWasMe · 10-09-2007, 11:54 PM

Until you cook more, yes (tada, I actually came up with something smart-alec-y)

What's for dinner?

777 · 10-10-2007, 02:42 PM

Nothing, now go to your room!

When did you last wash your car?

casual user · 10-10-2007, 04:22 PM

i washed my car all over your mom's face

so what, wanna fight about it?

Fast Forward · 10-11-2007, 12:29 AM

Yes. Just let me finish eating my sandwich.

Cripes! A challenge! The last time we confronted, you ran off crying. Are you going to run away again this time or have you been going to night classes in martial arts?

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-11-2007, 04:17 PM

I don't need them because people regard me as virtually harmless.

Are you going to eat that?

ItWasMe · 10-11-2007, 05:02 PM

No, I'm waiting to see if it grows.

What are you looking at?

Fast Forward · 10-12-2007, 12:31 AM

That's exactly what I'd like to know.

What's that growing on your face?

Chiyachan · 10-12-2007, 01:21 AM

My beard, what else?
What were YOU doing looking at my face in such a naughty way?

mandy · 10-12-2007, 04:47 AM

i wanted to pop the LARGE zit that was on your neck, but i realised it was only your head.

you look like you've just been hit by a truck...what happened?

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-12-2007, 05:43 AM

I got ran over by a bus.

Did anyone get its number?

flatbroke · 10-12-2007, 07:34 AM

No, but it wrote its address down for me in case I wanted to stop by.

Why, you need a date?

(Hope I did that right)

ItWasMe · 10-12-2007, 05:46 PM

Not that badly.

Is that a wart on your nose?

09-24-2007, 02:58 PM	#121 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Just answer the question or I'll twist your nipple. Is that your car? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

09-24-2007, 03:51 PM	#122 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	No, it's a flying carpet. Do you know this person? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-26-2007, 03:27 PM	#124 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Somewhere else. Is the pizza here yet? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

09-26-2007, 04:41 PM	#126 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Let's just say that I'd like to give this to you to show how much I care about you. (secretly spat in it) Are you going to wear that to dinner with my parents? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

09-27-2007, 04:31 AM	#128 (permalink)
Tide Upright Location: Glasgow	Well, the tiara says otherwise. You don't look the type to fly spaceships. __________________ I never dream. But when I do it's always the same one.

09-25-2007, 03:35 AM	#123 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	I'm not certain. Ask her to disrobe and then I'll be sure. Where did you meet her?

09-26-2007, 04:06 PM	#125 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	wait, lemme ask your face. did you spit in this?

09-27-2007, 12:34 AM	#127 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	Oh yes! You don't really think that I want to impress them, did you?

09-27-2007, 05:17 AM	#129 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	It's easier than it looks. Didn't I meet you in college? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-27-2007, 07:39 AM	#130 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	Um no... some of us went to a University. Why do people keep thinking they know me from somewhere?

09-27-2007, 08:07 AM	#131 (permalink)
RenaissanceII Psycho Location: Grand Rapids	Could be that wanted poster at the post office.... Did you do the laundry? __________________ *And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.* Anais Nin I Wish *You* Well.

09-27-2007, 10:55 AM	#132 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	The laundry becomes trash and I buy new fucking clothes whore! How 'bout getting those roast beef meat curtains bleached?

09-28-2007, 04:11 AM	#133 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	Not until Monday. Anyway, you'll be coming over this week-end to suck on the thing as usual, right?

09-28-2007, 07:40 AM	#134 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Well, sure, I've been drooling since the last time you bit me. Are you mad? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-28-2007, 03:52 PM	#135 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	(loading shotgun) Me, mad? When have you ever known me to be #$%& MAD?! Did that hurt? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

10-09-2007, 11:54 PM	#149 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	Until you cook more, yes (tada, I actually came up with something smart-alec-y) What's for dinner? __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

09-29-2007, 01:49 AM	#136 (permalink)
Psychologist Upright Location: Singapore/Malaysia	Yeah it hurt because it was done in such distasteful fashion that I doubled over and groaned from its mediocrity.

09-29-2007, 04:47 AM	#137 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Which pill do YOU want? Can I have another? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-01-2007, 05:04 AM	#138 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Sure...take 3 while you're at...no reason to be a nice, sharing person who would leave some for others. How was your weekend?

10-01-2007, 04:31 PM	#139 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	How was your weekend? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

10-02-2007, 04:45 AM	#140 (permalink)
Chiyachan Tilted Location: Swindon	All the worse for seeing you. Where were YOU yesterday?

10-03-2007, 12:55 PM	#141 (permalink)
casual user Crazy Location: everywhere and nowhere	shit, i was yesterday how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

10-03-2007, 02:13 PM	#142 (permalink)
Chiyachan Tilted Location: Swindon	How many do you think?! I got my tootsie pop, but where did you put yours?

10-03-2007, 04:56 PM	#143 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Yo moma's house, foo. Who drank my 40? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

10-03-2007, 05:39 PM	#144 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I might've - I forget. I think I missed my bus. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-04-2007, 12:53 PM	#145 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Must have been the short bus... Speaking of buses, who here likes pie? __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

10-04-2007, 03:40 PM	#146 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Where you going to offer the cocoanut cream pie that was in the fridge? Cuz I gave that to the homeless guy on the street corner. Who moved my cheese? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

10-08-2007, 12:31 AM	#147 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	The one with the wind up his bum. Anyway, didn't you say that you'd given up on Lindburger?

10-08-2007, 03:16 PM	#148 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	I did, but the withdrawl symtoms aren't worth it. Is this all there is to eat? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

10-10-2007, 02:42 PM	#150 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Nothing, now go to your room! When did you last wash your car? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

10-10-2007, 04:22 PM	#151 (permalink)
casual user Crazy Location: everywhere and nowhere	i washed my car all over your mom's face so what, wanna fight about it?

10-11-2007, 12:29 AM	#152 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	Yes. Just let me finish eating my sandwich. Cripes! A challenge! The last time we confronted, you ran off crying. Are you going to run away again this time or have you been going to night classes in martial arts?

10-11-2007, 04:17 PM	#153 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I don't need them because people regard me as virtually harmless. Are you going to eat that? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-11-2007, 05:02 PM	#154 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	No, I'm waiting to see if it grows. What are you looking at? __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe Last edited by ItWasMe; 10-11-2007 at 05:03 PM.. Reason: forgot to ask question

10-12-2007, 12:31 AM	#155 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	That's exactly what I'd like to know. What's that growing on your face?

10-12-2007, 01:21 AM	#156 (permalink)
Chiyachan Tilted Location: Swindon	My beard, what else? What were YOU doing looking at my face in such a naughty way?