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Midnight · 08-23-2007, 02:38 PM

No, I like my food already dead - i'm too lazy to catch it myself

Was that a frog?

albania · 08-23-2007, 02:46 PM

Yes, but I don't think the french like it when you call them that.

Do you know how to change a tire?

777 · 08-23-2007, 04:12 PM

I know how to call AAA.

Does this (Insert article of clothing here) make me look fat?

Midnight · 08-23-2007, 04:39 PM

Only when you stand that way...

Was it dead when you it it?

Phant84 · 08-23-2007, 05:53 PM

if your definition of dead is still has a pulse and was yelling "nooooooooo", then yes, it was dead

the beer is how much?!

Fast Forward · 08-24-2007, 01:13 AM

I thought you'd never ask!

Will you re-emburse me now or must I wait another month?

Munku · 08-24-2007, 01:39 AM

How about you come on over and I'll see what I can do about reimbursing you..

Does anyone miss me?

Fast Forward · 08-24-2007, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munku

How about you come on over and I'll see what I can do about reimbursing you..

Does anyone miss me?

LOTS!

Who are you, anyway?

Munku · 08-24-2007, 01:48 AM

Dont act like you dont know..

Do you smell that?

Phant84 · 08-24-2007, 06:48 AM

i wasn't going to say anything, but, we need to talk about your B.O. issue

what band are we going to check out tonight?

RenaissanceII · 08-24-2007, 08:20 AM

Scum of the Earth!

can you scratch that spot in the middle of my back?

Sticky · 08-24-2007, 08:57 AM

I have been dying for you to ask.

Did you eat lunch yet?

Phant84 · 08-24-2007, 10:14 AM

not eat as much as inhale. thanks to a dumbass that cant control her smack habit

was it atleast black tar?

Fast Forward · 08-27-2007, 01:22 AM

No. It was the "final" result of eating too many paramata olives.

You've never seen THAT mixed into the asphalt, have you?

Midnight · 08-27-2007, 01:54 AM

Only when "The Mob" lays it...

Did you have to use MY t-shirt to wipe it up with?

Infinite_Loser · 08-27-2007, 02:14 AM

No, but I didn't want to get mine dirty.

What's with the face?

Fast Forward · 08-27-2007, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight

Only when "The Mob" lays it...

Jesus! That was funny!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infinite_Loser

No, but I didn't want to get mine dirty.

What's with the face?

I have no idea! It was like when I woke this morning.

But my breath is alright, isn't it?

Midnight · 08-27-2007, 05:31 AM

Its fine if you've been licking the inside of a trashcan all night...

How many times to I have to ask you NOT to call me here?

Fast Forward · 08-27-2007, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight

Its fine if you've been licking the inside of a trashcan all night...

How many times to I have to ask you NOT to call me here?

I've lost count.

How many times have I told you not to answer unless your husband's out?

777 · 08-27-2007, 03:08 PM

Sorry about that. Hey let's check out this bar, I'd like to push in your stool.

Do you know how fast your were driving?

Midnight · 08-27-2007, 04:43 PM

No, I was too busy jilling off while I drove to notice.

Where the hell are my keys?

fresnelly · 08-27-2007, 04:50 PM

They're still in the bowl by the door and the party's been over for three hours now.

Now where the hell are my pants?

RenaissanceII · 08-27-2007, 05:14 PM

look up the flagpole....

Why did you do that?

Lady Sage · 08-27-2007, 05:38 PM

The Rice Krispies told me to, duh.

Ok, who switched my KY with super poly grip?

Midnight · 08-27-2007, 05:41 PM

your ex, he thought you didnt get off enough and you hand needed to stay there a while.

are those my underpants?

Lady Sage · 08-27-2007, 06:22 PM

I wouldnt admit to it if they were since they are sealed in an evidence bag.

Who used the last of the toilet paper?

RenaissanceII · 08-27-2007, 07:32 PM

the family cat.

Who put the benzadrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine?

Fast Forward · 08-28-2007, 04:58 AM

The truth - or the 5th.?

But who was it who said, "She was boring unless she's high"?

Yukimura · 08-28-2007, 10:54 AM

It was her dealer.

Where has all the rum gone?

777 · 08-28-2007, 03:21 PM

Shhh, I spiked the watermelon. Have a slice.

Who made this mess?

Infinite_Loser · 08-28-2007, 05:30 PM

A messy person.

Aren't I smart?

Fast Forward · 08-29-2007, 12:04 AM

Without any doubt!

Whose pistol is that you're hold against my head?

Midnight · 08-29-2007, 01:25 AM

The pirate's - he left it under my bed.

BUT WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE?!?!?!?!?!!?

Yukimura · 08-29-2007, 11:03 AM

I'll give you a hint, there's a good reason you don't remember.

Is there anything for me?

777 · 08-29-2007, 03:29 PM

I have some epoxy you can have.

Did you hear that?

uncle phil · 08-29-2007, 05:36 PM

not since i had my ears lowered...

you have all the virtues i dislike and none of the vices i admire...

Midnight · 08-29-2007, 05:54 PM

which is why I fuck your best friend while you're at work - he dosent care.

can you pick up some tampons on your way home?

Infinite_Loser · 08-29-2007, 06:45 PM

Nope.

Why do women talk so much?

Midnight · 08-29-2007, 07:17 PM

because men are boring to listen to?

do you mind moving your car?

Infinite_Loser · 08-29-2007, 07:39 PM

Yes.

Why will tomorrow never get here?

08-23-2007, 04:12 PM	#43 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	I know how to call AAA. Does this (Insert article of clothing here) make me look fat? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

08-23-2007, 05:53 PM	#45 (permalink)
Phant84 Insane Location: aqui	if your definition of dead is still has a pulse and was yelling "nooooooooo", then yes, it was dead the beer is how much?! __________________ Phant Irrationality is the square root of all evil

08-24-2007, 06:48 AM	#50 (permalink)
Phant84 Insane Location: aqui	i wasn't going to say anything, but, we need to talk about your B.O. issue what band are we going to check out tonight? __________________ Phant Irrationality is the square root of all evil

08-24-2007, 08:20 AM	#51 (permalink)
RenaissanceII Psycho Location: Grand Rapids	Scum of the Earth! can you scratch that spot in the middle of my back? __________________ *And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.* Anais Nin I Wish *You* Well.

08-24-2007, 10:14 AM	#53 (permalink)
Phant84 Insane Location: aqui	not eat as much as inhale. thanks to a dumbass that cant control her smack habit was it atleast black tar? __________________ Phant Irrationality is the square root of all evil

08-23-2007, 02:38 PM	#41 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	No, I like my food already dead - i'm too lazy to catch it myself Was that a frog?

08-23-2007, 02:46 PM	#42 (permalink)
albania Psycho	Yes, but I don't think the french like it when you call them that. Do you know how to change a tire?

08-23-2007, 04:39 PM	#44 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	Only when you stand that way... Was it dead when you it it?

08-24-2007, 01:13 AM	#46 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	I thought you'd never ask! Will you re-emburse me now or must I wait another month?

08-24-2007, 01:39 AM	#47 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	How about you come on over and I'll see what I can do about reimbursing you.. Does anyone miss me?

08-24-2007, 01:48 AM	#49 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Dont act like you dont know.. Do you smell that?

08-24-2007, 08:57 AM	#52 (permalink)
Sticky	I have been dying for you to ask. Did you eat lunch yet? __________________ Sticky The Stickman

08-27-2007, 01:22 AM	#54 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	No. It was the "final" result of eating too many paramata olives. You've never seen THAT mixed into the asphalt, have you?

08-27-2007, 01:54 AM	#55 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	Only when "The Mob" lays it... Did you have to use MY t-shirt to wipe it up with?

08-27-2007, 02:14 AM	#56 (permalink)
Infinite_Loser Junkie Location: Lake Mary, FL	No, but I didn't want to get mine dirty. What's with the face? __________________ I believe in equality; Everyone is equally inferior to me.

08-27-2007, 05:38 PM	#64 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	The Rice Krispies told me to, duh. Ok, who switched my KY with super poly grip? __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

08-27-2007, 05:31 AM	#58 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	Its fine if you've been licking the inside of a trashcan all night... How many times to I have to ask you NOT to call me here?

08-27-2007, 03:08 PM	#60 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Sorry about that. Hey let's check out this bar, I'd like to push in your stool. Do you know how fast your were driving? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

08-27-2007, 04:43 PM	#61 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	No, I was too busy jilling off while I drove to notice. Where the hell are my keys?

08-27-2007, 04:50 PM	#62 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	They're still in the bowl by the door and the party's been over for three hours now. Now where the hell are my pants? __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

08-27-2007, 05:14 PM	#63 (permalink)
RenaissanceII Psycho Location: Grand Rapids	look up the flagpole.... Why did you do that? __________________ *And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.* Anais Nin I Wish *You* Well.

08-27-2007, 05:41 PM	#65 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	your ex, he thought you didnt get off enough and you hand needed to stay there a while. are those my underpants?

08-27-2007, 06:22 PM	#66 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	I wouldnt admit to it if they were since they are sealed in an evidence bag. Who used the last of the toilet paper? __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

08-27-2007, 07:32 PM	#67 (permalink)
RenaissanceII Psycho Location: Grand Rapids	the family cat. Who put the benzadrine in Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine? __________________ *And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.* Anais Nin I Wish *You* Well.

08-28-2007, 04:58 AM	#68 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	The truth - or the 5th.? But who was it who said, *"She was boring unless she's high"?*

08-28-2007, 10:54 AM	#69 (permalink)
Yukimura Tilted Location: At a computer, obviously.	It was her dealer. Where has all the rum gone? __________________ Maybe the answer is in the very light reflected off our blades. Maybe that's what it means to be this creature known as samurai.

08-28-2007, 03:21 PM	#70 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Shhh, I spiked the watermelon. Have a slice. Who made this mess? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

08-28-2007, 05:30 PM	#71 (permalink)
Infinite_Loser Junkie Location: Lake Mary, FL	A messy person. Aren't I smart? __________________ I believe in equality; Everyone is equally inferior to me.

08-29-2007, 12:04 AM	#72 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	Without any doubt! Whose pistol is that you're hold against my head?

08-29-2007, 01:25 AM	#73 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	The pirate's - he left it under my bed. BUT WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE?!?!?!?!?!!?

08-29-2007, 11:03 AM	#74 (permalink)
Yukimura Tilted Location: At a computer, obviously.	I'll give you a hint, there's a good reason you don't remember. Is there anything for me? __________________ Maybe the answer is in the very light reflected off our blades. Maybe that's what it means to be this creature known as samurai.

08-29-2007, 03:29 PM	#75 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	I have some epoxy you can have. Did you hear that? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

08-29-2007, 05:36 PM	#76 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	not since i had my ears lowered... you have all the virtues i dislike and none of the vices i admire... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 08-29-2007 at 05:38 PM..

08-29-2007, 05:54 PM	#77 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	which is why I fuck your best friend while you're at work - he dosent care. can you pick up some tampons on your way home?

08-29-2007, 06:45 PM	#78 (permalink)
Infinite_Loser Junkie Location: Lake Mary, FL	Nope. Why do women talk so much? __________________ I believe in equality; Everyone is equally inferior to me.

08-29-2007, 07:17 PM	#79 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	because men are boring to listen to? do you mind moving your car?