zxello

that would have made it so much better huh?

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Asuka{eve}

Wow is this a scene from a future Blues Brothers film? Aren't lic plates supposed to be blotted out or something usually? When do you do that?

SpikeQX99

That was some amazing driving....

A One armed, drunk dude, with the dawg in the truck, says to wife "now ya 'ere me, woman, I'ma gonna git outta 'ere for purt neer a our or so, you better be gone or I'ma black yo' eye up real good"

Then this happens!

Poor dog.

"Beer: It'll fuck up your dog, wreck your truck and send you to jail, it's like writing your own personal Country Western song all in one shot!!"

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ForgottenKnight

That's seriously fucked up! What an ass for doing that to those cars, especially with a dog in the vehicle! That dog must have been scared out of it's mind! Poor thing... Then since he hit them, they get their money from his insurance, and his insurance (if he has it) will probably not cover any of the damage due to him being drunk. Thus there will be 19+ lawsuits against him for damages. That's going to suck alone, and it's going to be worse when the people have to sue again to collect on the money they won in their first lawsuit that he doesn't have... What a mess.

Drunk drivers piss me off...

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skyscan

Notice the term "recently." Say anything about the state of the internet these days?

All I thought about was the dog also. The dog got more sadness on these boards than the people who's cars are totaled. I also was suprised the car was in that good of a condition. We should start a public campain. "Don't drink and drive (with your dog in the car)" My condolences to the dog's parents.

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Tdoggg

Damn, Thats crazy shit!

analog

...exactly what part of his drunk driving is everyone finding acceptable or cool?

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MrFlux

Nobody here is saying his drunk driving is acceptable or cool, most people had something negative to say about the driver being drunk.

And I'm pretty sure hanxter was being sarcastic.

Back to topic, that fucking sucks.
I'm wondering if he was just REALLY REALLY drunk, or whether he had malicious intent. 19 cars? I think even somebody ablsolutely off their nut would have stopped, especially after their tyre came of. Wtf.

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GakFace

Count the drunk's car and you have an even 20.

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God with all that damage you would think he was playing GTA or something of that nature.

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kaze01

I once thought it would be fun to play my own little game where I was driving and I got points for all the people I mowed down. I got a computer instead.

Soggybagel

Wow. I think that guy deserves an award for being the craziest most insane driver ever.

Psycho Dad

Eh. I think it will buff out.

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Slauncha Man

That guy, in prison, is going to have one hell of a story to tell when people ask him what he's in for. Hopefully, he'll be on the receiving end of a LOT of anal sex because this kind of carnage just isn't cool.

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Unga

I'm with everyone else.. holy shit!
The dog. that's really sad.

irseg

That's the best GMC commercial ever! That thing took out 18 imports and a Chrysler. And the Yukon isn't even one of their largest SUVs.

Esen

Well if he goes to jail long enough that may not be his last ramming

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raist

Wow thats a helluva lot of damage

irseg

One thing I just noticed, despite the front-end damage, the airbag never deployed. Maybe each individual crash wasn't enough to set it off, but some of those cars got hit pretty hard. I wonder if this was some kind of premeditated thing so he deactivated it ahead of time.

Soggybagel

I can't even remember when airbags became a standard, but I swear that if it was older than 96 airbags weren't a standard by that time yet...so maybe he just didn't have them at all.

TopRamen66

By the dash you can tell that this is a 95+. All the GM trucks with the redesigned dash had a drivers airbag. Its probably just didnt deploy, my friend crashed his truck going 35 into a parked car and the bag didnt deploy. We then absolutely demolished the airbag sensor behind the bumper with a hammer, and still no-go.

irseg

Yeah airbags weren't mandated in SUVs until '96 or '97, but I'm fairly sure that style of steering wheel in GM trucks had an airbag in it.. could be wrong though.

Jam

i dunno man, if hes that far off his rocker, he will probably waked up tomorow wondering wtf he's doing in jail and who are all those angry people are... and where fluffy is


hopefully it was a dog and not some kid or something the drunk didnt remeber, that would be bad. poor dog though... remeber puppies, always wear your safetybelt..

I also feel real bad for alot of those peoples whose cars got smashed... especially the people with shitty cars cause they will probably be hard up for money to get new ones while they wait for money from the drunkard

Nazggul

You sure they weren't just filming for Terminator 4?

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choskins

I think that guy had more issues than just being drunk! Someone might want to make sure his family and significant other are still breathing!

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dieseldog

They don't say that,

but they do say, "That's how everyone drives, ain't it?"

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urbandev

at least he wasnt driving something like my lifted 79 suburban...it would not have stopped...

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Y2KDREAD

damn that is crazy

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bonehed1

thats what I am saying...that is unbelievable. I would so be pissed off. I would rip off his other arm.

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someon's never gonna see the light of day nor finances for the rest of their life......

cookkee

You think that guy would be armless i mean harmless

sonikeko

WOW, htat is one tangled mess of destruction. Hope the dude gets serious jailtime

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carrot glace

one arm huh? let me guess...manual transmission?
i dont think drunkeness quite covers everything

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Blackthorn

I don't know what else needs to be said about this that hasn't already been said. Atrocious criminal behavior certainly needs to be dealt with via punishment befitting the crime.

I hope someone finds his dog.

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Baldrick

Exactly Kewpie Dan! That's the problem with society today. Nobody has pride in workmanship anymore. Back in my day that one armed, drunk, psychotic Texan would have gone that extra mile to hit 20. Hell, he may have even done two more, for no reason at all!

*sigh* Those were the days...

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KUGR

Without the pics, that would be completely unbelievable!

As it is, simply amazing! I cant believe someone could do that, even while drunk!

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basmoq

I hate drunk drivers, great pics though, you should make a website

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I agree, btw buddah, love the avatar.

The guy shoudl have to pay for all the damage too.

Maybe each person should get 10 minutes to beat the fuck out of this asshole in a closed room with no video.

Sweet revenge.

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eyeronic

Ho-lee-shit!

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