Ultimate Hit and Run (Lots of big pics...) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

TopRamen66 · 06-17-2004, 09:05 PM

I snatched this from:HERE

This is just insane....Let me know if its old and lame.

Quote:

I bought a car yesterday! Then, I drove home and parked right outside
my apartment. Later, I decided to go grocery shopping.

When I returned, to my dismay, someone had taken my parking spot.

Begrudgingly, I parked somewhere else.

Then, around 2:00 AM, I was awoken by a loud rumbling sound, followed
by a crash. It happened again, and again, and again...

I went outside, and this is what I found...

Mission Boulevard was flooding...

...a fire hydrant had been knocked over.

Further down the street, I saw this car.

And a big mess in front of this flower shop.

On the same street, I saw this car with the rear windshield resting on the trunk.

I followed the damage onto Bayard St., where I live.

I saw this car about 15 feet behind my apartment.

The car looked like it had been rammed several times.

This tire was on the ground; I think it was from the driver's car.

From here started a deep groove cut into the ground. The driver was on his rim.

I followed the trail.

This is my apartment. I had parked here earlier.

The white car that had taken my spot was gone.

As was the red car in front of it.

I found them both in my neighbor's driveway

This was the car that had been in my parking spot.

I followed the trail down Bayard St. It smelled like gasoline.

Next, I went down Tourmaline street. All of these cars were hit, and there was
a line from the driver's rim running by each car.

I followed through these barriers downhill

I finally found the car responsible for all of this.

I found out later that the hole in his windshield was from his DOG that had
been in the passenger seat. We couldn't find it after the accident.

The verdict?

One fire hydrant, one flower shop, one dog, and nineteen cars, not
including his own (I omitted pictures of four cars with minor damage).

The driver, I found out later, was drunk, from Texas, and had only one arm.

At this point, I tried to go back to sleep.

Munku · 06-17-2004, 09:15 PM

Holy shit that's a lot of damage! Man I'd be extremely pissed if that was my car in there...

kinsaj · 06-17-2004, 09:25 PM

...WHOA

People need to figure out that driving just doesnt work when ur drunk.

todd · 06-17-2004, 09:44 PM

Holy shit! Thats one of the most insane things i've seen recently

nanofever · 06-17-2004, 09:47 PM

Sure is going to be hard to fend-off Bubba in the state pen with one arm.

/one ticket please, aisle.

H12 · 06-17-2004, 09:58 PM

Holy shit dude, that's awful. I'm glad he got caught. Now, someone has "gotten away" with drunk driving and crashing in my town tonight; some stupid guy decided it'd be smart to crash into a light pole since his truck's dirty, so he did. From what I hear, it obviously messed up his truck really bad, so he drove off with his girlfriend and the cops never did catch him tonight. I think time'll change that for him though, from the way people've been talking about it.

StormBerlin · 06-17-2004, 09:59 PM

Holy freaking shit. Wonder what happened to the doggy

I would be pissed if that were me. I bet the guys glad he didn't park there after all.

brandon11983 · 06-17-2004, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by StormBerlin
Holy freaking shit. Wonder what happened to the doggy

That was my only concern, too. Stupid fucking drunk drivers.

Church · 06-17-2004, 10:27 PM

That was pretty crazy man, damn. My jaw was pretty much on the floor the farther I got into the pictures. It looks like Superman and Spiderman got in a fight or something. :\

Karby · 06-17-2004, 10:32 PM

i think it's safe to say that the poor dog didn't make it.

BuDDaH · 06-17-2004, 10:35 PM

Like they say in Texas:
He needs killin'.....

RoboBlaster · 06-17-2004, 10:38 PM

That is beyond drunk.

Kewpie Dan · 06-17-2004, 10:55 PM

19 cars eh? i guess he couldn't have gone for the even 20...

MSD · 06-17-2004, 10:59 PM

Those dull thuds you just heard were the sound of every insurance agent in town hitting the floor after each suffered a massive heart attack.

dirtyrascal7 · 06-17-2004, 11:19 PM

sometimes i like to go on rampages like this... only i do it in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.

Stare At The Sun · 06-18-2004, 12:09 AM

That's freaking insane. What a jackass for messing up the dog, but man, that's atleast a 10,000 point run.

ObieX · 06-18-2004, 12:17 AM

I guess alcohol hits you harder when you're missing limbs. Was expecting more damage on the driver's car.

Hope the guy gets extra jail time for what happened to the dog.

bermuDa · 06-18-2004, 12:19 AM

that's the most incredible real life hit and run incident, that guy really went for broke!!!

I wonder what kind of fine/jailtime he faces for all that.

Hrothgar · 06-18-2004, 01:02 AM

Good thing you went grocery shopping.

smiling_bob · 06-18-2004, 01:23 AM

As I was reading through the story and looking at the pics I figured the vehicle used for the rampage must have been stolen by some 16 year old punks and just used to smash everything. But I guess drunk drivers can be just as stupid.

KellyC · 06-18-2004, 02:05 AM

that guy deserves some serious jail time...

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Originally posted by Karby
i think it's safe to say that the poor dog didn't make it.

that's what I'm thinking too,

it helps not seeing the dog's pic, I might be even more pissed off/upset if I see what condition the dog would be in...

fatboss · 06-18-2004, 02:15 AM

That was some great footage and commentary Man!

You're not a journo are you? If not, you've got a second career right in front of you.

TheBrit · 06-18-2004, 02:39 AM

fatboss, TopRamen66 didn't write that, he quoted it.
All I can say is that it seems a Chevy is pretty strong...

BEG4MERCY · 06-18-2004, 07:19 AM

friggin hell!
that was chronic!

bloody drink drivers

denim · 06-18-2004, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bermuDa
that's the most incredible real life hit and run incident, that guy really went for broke!!!

That wasn't a hit and run.

It was a hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and stop.

kutulu · 06-18-2004, 09:07 AM

You were really lucky that the guy took your spot. He got what he deserved.

Rdr4evr · 06-18-2004, 09:33 AM

Lucky that asshole didnt kill anyone.

All drunk drivers should get the death penalty.

Bill O'Rights · 06-18-2004, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by smiling_bob
As I was reading through the story and looking at the pics I figured the vehicle used for the rampage must have been stolen by some 16 year old punks and just used to smash everything. But I guess drunk drivers can be just as stupid.

Exactly what I thought. Joy riders. Gotta give it up for those Chevy trucks, though. Like a frickin' rock!

TopRamen66 · 06-18-2004, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fatboss
That was some great footage and commentary Man!

You're not a journo are you? If not, you've got a second career right in front of you.

Haha, I didnt write it. I'm glad stuff like this dosent happen to me.

water_boy1999 · 06-18-2004, 12:24 PM

Man, these are some wacked out crazy pictures. All I can say if WFT????

phyzix525 · 06-18-2004, 07:26 PM

man I was expecting an armored truck or something to do that kind of damage and keep going.

castex · 06-19-2004, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kutulu
You were really lucky that the guy took your spot. He got what he deserved.

As Waterboy says, WFT?
Are you on crack?

John Falcon · 06-19-2004, 01:46 AM

He'll get counseling and probation.

Thanks judge!

World's King · 06-19-2004, 01:54 AM

I hate when that happens.

SixEdxMia · 06-19-2004, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stare At The Sun
That's freaking insane. What a jackass for messing up the dog, but man, that's atleast a 10,000 point run.

Quote:

Originally posted by denim
That wasn't a hit and run.

It was a hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and hit and stop.

Yikes! That was awesome,and even better was your commentary. Thanks for sharing. <3

frozenstellar · 06-19-2004, 06:54 AM

well i'm relieved to see it was only one fire hydrant, one flower shop, one dog, and nineteen cars, and not a human.

how i wish i was in charge of punishing drunk drivers.

SinisterMotives · 06-19-2004, 07:19 AM

This guy could end up being the world's first drunk driver to get slapped with a class action lawsuit.

Hanxter · 06-19-2004, 07:42 AM

COOOOOOOL!!!

Redjake · 06-19-2004, 08:15 AM

this guy redefined the genre

Esoteric · 06-19-2004, 09:11 AM

Holy shit, that is a lot of cars. Good thing they caught him.

06-17-2004, 09:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
kinsaj Psycho Location: somewhere out there	...WHOA People need to figure out that driving just doesnt work when ur drunk. __________________ boom

06-17-2004, 09:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
nanofever Huzzah for Welcome Week, Much beer shall I imbibe. Location: UCSB	Sure is going to be hard to fend-off Bubba in the state pen with one arm. /one ticket please, aisle. __________________ I'm leaving for the University of California: Santa Barbara in 5 hours, give me your best college advice - things I need, good ideas, bad ideas, nooky, ect. Originally Posted by Norseman on another forum: "Yeah, the problem with the world is the stupid people are all cocksure of themselves and the intellectuals are full of doubt."

06-17-2004, 09:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
H12 I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning! Location: K-Town, TN	Holy shit dude, that's awful. I'm glad he got caught. Now, someone has "gotten away" with drunk driving and crashing in my town tonight; some stupid guy decided it'd be smart to crash into a light pole since his truck's dirty, so he did. From what I hear, it obviously messed up his truck really bad, so he drove off with his girlfriend and the cops never did catch him tonight. I think time'll change that for him though, from the way people've been talking about it. __________________ "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." --Aristotle

06-17-2004, 09:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
StormBerlin Happy as a hippo Location: Southern California	Holy freaking shit. Wonder what happened to the doggy I would be pissed if that were me. I bet the guys glad he didn't park there after all. __________________ "if anal sex could get a girl pregnant i'd be tits deep in child support" Arcane

06-17-2004, 10:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
Church Tilted F*ckhead Location: New Jersey	That was pretty crazy man, damn. My jaw was pretty much on the floor the farther I got into the pictures. It looks like Superman and Spiderman got in a fight or something. :\ __________________ Through counter-intelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential trouble makers, and neutralize them.

06-17-2004, 09:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Holy shit that's a lot of damage! Man I'd be extremely pissed if that was my car in there...

06-17-2004, 09:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
todd Addict Location: Chicago	Holy shit! Thats one of the most insane things i've seen recently

06-17-2004, 10:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
Karby Psycho Location: somewhere	i think it's safe to say that the poor dog didn't make it. __________________ ~my karma ran over my dogma.~

06-17-2004, 10:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
BuDDaH The Matrix had a point... Moderator Emeritus Location: 10th Mountain ASB Fort Drum, N.Y.	Like they say in Texas: He needs killin'..... __________________ I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become King of England!

06-17-2004, 10:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
RoboBlaster Psycho Location: Ouuuterrrr Spaaaaacccceeee	That is beyond drunk.

06-17-2004, 10:55 PM	#13 (permalink)
Kewpie Dan powered by the souls of dead warriors Location: In the rain, dying	19 cars eh? i guess he couldn't have gone for the even 20... __________________ I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

06-17-2004, 10:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Those dull thuds you just heard were the sound of every insurance agent in town hitting the floor after each suffered a massive heart attack.

06-17-2004, 11:19 PM	#15 (permalink)
dirtyrascal7 That's what she said	sometimes i like to go on rampages like this... only i do it in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. __________________ "Tie yourself to your limitless potential, rather than your limiting past." "Every man I meet is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him."

06-18-2004, 12:09 AM	#16 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	That's freaking insane. What a jackass for messing up the dog, but man, that's atleast a 10,000 point run.

06-18-2004, 12:17 AM	#17 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	I guess alcohol hits you harder when you're missing limbs. Was expecting more damage on the driver's car. Hope the guy gets extra jail time for what happened to the dog. __________________ We Must Dissent.

06-18-2004, 12:19 AM	#18 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	that's the most incredible real life hit and run incident, that guy really went for broke!!! I wonder what kind of fine/jailtime he faces for all that. __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

06-18-2004, 01:02 AM	#19 (permalink)
Hrothgar He's My Girl Location: The Champagne Douche	Good thing you went grocery shopping. __________________ The fortunes of war favored Hrothgar.

06-18-2004, 01:23 AM	#20 (permalink)
smiling_bob Upright Location: Phoenix, AZ	As I was reading through the story and looking at the pics I figured the vehicle used for the rampage must have been stolen by some 16 year old punks and just used to smash everything. But I guess drunk drivers can be just as stupid.

06-18-2004, 02:15 AM	#22 (permalink)
fatboss Addict Location: Liverpool, UK	That was some great footage and commentary Man! You're not a journo are you? If not, you've got a second career right in front of you. __________________ "never mind that shit........here comes Mongo!"

06-18-2004, 02:39 AM	#23 (permalink)
TheBrit Psycho	fatboss, TopRamen66 didn't write that, he quoted it. All I can say is that it seems a Chevy is pretty strong...

06-18-2004, 07:19 AM	#24 (permalink)
BEG4MERCY Upright Location: down under	friggin hell! that was chronic! bloody drink drivers

06-18-2004, 09:07 AM	#26 (permalink)
kutulu Junkie	You were really lucky that the guy took your spot. He got what he deserved.

06-18-2004, 09:33 AM	#27 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	Lucky that asshole didnt kill anyone. All drunk drivers should get the death penalty.

06-18-2004, 12:24 PM	#30 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	Man, these are some wacked out crazy pictures. All I can say if WFT???? __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

06-18-2004, 07:26 PM	#31 (permalink)
phyzix525 Psycho Location: Broken Arrow, OK	man I was expecting an armored truck or something to do that kind of damage and keep going. __________________ It's hard to remember we're alive for the first time It's hard to remember we're alive for the last time It's hard to remember to live before you die It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time It's hard to remember when it takes such a long time

06-19-2004, 01:46 AM	#33 (permalink)
John Falcon Psycho Location: New York, CA	He'll get counseling and probation. Thanks judge!

06-19-2004, 01:54 AM	#34 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I hate when that happens. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

06-19-2004, 06:54 AM	#36 (permalink)
frozenstellar Without Wings Location: Australia	well i'm relieved to see it was only one fire hydrant, one flower shop, one dog, and nineteen cars, and not a human. how i wish i was in charge of punishing drunk drivers.

06-19-2004, 07:19 AM	#37 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	This guy could end up being the world's first drunk driver to get slapped with a class action lawsuit.

06-19-2004, 07:42 AM	#38 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	COOOOOOOL!!!

06-19-2004, 08:15 AM	#39 (permalink)
Redjake I'm a family man - I run a family business. Location: Wilson, NC	this guy redefined the genre __________________ Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush.

06-19-2004, 09:11 AM	#40 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Holy shit, that is a lot of cars. Good thing they caught him. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins