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Old 06-07-2007, 05:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wheelchair meets semi.... [updated]

Holy Shit! God does keep an eye out, don't He?

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PAW PAW, Mich. -- A man was taken on a wild ride when his wheelchair became lodged in the grille of a semitrailer and was accidentally pushed down a highway for four miles at about 50 mph, authorities said.

The 21-year-old man, whose name was not released, was unharmed but was taken to a hospital as a precaution. He had been secured to his wheelchair by a seat belt.

"The man spilled his soda pop, but he wasn't upset," said Sgt. Kathy Morton of the Michigan State Police.

About 4 p.m. yesterday, state police said, a caller told police dispatchers: "You are not going to believe this. There is a semitruck pushing a guy in a wheelchair on Red Arrow Highway."

Authorities initially wondered whether the report was a prank call until others called with similar reports.

Officers stopped the truck -- wheelchair still attached -- at a trucking company. The driver didn't believe officers until he stepped from his cab and saw for himself.

An investigation revealed the man in the wheelchair had pulled in front of the truck at a gas station and it somehow became lodged by its handles to the front grille.
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Old 06-07-2007, 08:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What.. the...fuck....

Seriously.

I mean...

Gah.

*Walks away*
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Old 06-08-2007, 05:52 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Damn... he spilled his drink.
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Old 06-08-2007, 06:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Our radio station was playing the 911 calls this morning....I know this isnt funny, but something about it just tickles the heck out of me

Im so glad the guy is ok
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Old 06-08-2007, 11:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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holy sweet jeebus... 50mph on the highway, in a wheelchair??

That wheelchair company needs to snatch his ass up and do some endorsements or something. lol
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Old 06-08-2007, 01:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Our radio station was playing the 911 calls this morning....I know this isnt funny, but something about it just tickles the heck out of me
Are you kidding? Nobody was hurt and wheelchair guy gets a story that will win him every drinking game everywhere. This is hilarious!

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Old 06-08-2007, 01:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm loving the comic value since we avoided a travesty! I hope they didn't cite the trucker!
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Old 06-08-2007, 05:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Damn... he spilled his drink.
It's OK, he wasn't upset.

Just curious....How many of us here can say that we were one pothole away from death?
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Old 06-08-2007, 08:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Damn... he spilled his drink.
WTF!!!


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Originally Posted by ShaniFaye
Our radio station was playing the 911 calls this morning....I know this isnt funny, but something about it just tickles the heck out of me
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Are you kidding? Nobody was hurt and wheelchair guy gets a story that will win him every drinking game everywhere. This is hilarious!

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It's OK, he wasn't upset.


I know no offense intended but spoken buy those who(I'm assuming) have never spent a day in a wheelchair! After 25+ years I was horrified at the thought!

You outta' no better! And you do!


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Just curious....How many of us here can say that we were one pothole away from death?
Thankfully not me!

Thank you!

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Old 06-09-2007, 12:06 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Brew...

I was referring to oddness of that particular detail in what is an odd story to begin with.

A person in a wheelchair is pushed by a semi up an interstate and the comment is that he spilled his drink (but he wasn't upset).

Details like this always make me scratch my head.


As for the event itself, there is a certain surreal humour to it. It is like something out of a bad slapstick comedy. As nobody was hurt and he apparently wasn't that upset by the event, I think you can appreciate that some would find the humour in what could have been a horrible event.
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Old 06-09-2007, 02:32 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Charlatan, in this case, I'm sorry I just can't from my perspective see any thing funny, amazement yes, but not humor. As I said I didn't think you intended any to offend anyone, maybe I'm just over sensitive after checking myself out of the hospital because they were going to kill me. The OPer was not pleased the way the thread was going either!
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Old 06-09-2007, 03:34 AM   #12 (permalink)
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If we can't find humour in such shocking events, we're doomed to be overwhelmed by them. The man had the good fortune to have a wheelchair with a seatbelt (having not been confined to a wheelchair for an extended length of time, I have no idea how common this is), he was unhurt and although there weren't many details about him mentioned it seems that he wasn't traumatized by the event. The absurdity and unlikeliness of it merits a laugh, in my opinion; as Charlatan rightly pointed out, it's almost like something out of a sitcom.

I'm trying to imagine the events that would lead up to something like this. Again, I have never spent an extended length of time in a wheelchair but in the brief period I did have to use one I don't recall ever having any undue trouble with the handles getting caught anywhere. It's inconceivable to me that the man would become stuck and that the driver would fail to notice, but apparently both occurred. It's the unlikeliness that provides the humour, not the man's misfortune itself.
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Old 06-09-2007, 06:18 AM   #13 (permalink)
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If we can't find humour in such shocking events, we're doomed to be overwhelmed by them.
Oh please. Should we laugh when your wife nearly dies then? Hey it's funny because you almost lost her but didn't!

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The man had the good fortune to have a wheelchair with a seatbelt (having not been confined to a wheelchair for an extended length of time, I have no idea how common this is),
Uh, very, especially in power chairs.

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he was unhurt and although there weren't many details about him mentioned it seems that he wasn't traumatized by the event. The absurdity and unlikeliness of it merits a laugh, in my opinion; as Charlatan rightly pointed out, it's almost like something out of a sitcom.
I'm not saying Brew is entirely correct either - but I understand where he's coming from. You gotta understand that to someone that needs one of those things, those are their legs. They get nervous if you so much as brush up against it because if that thing breaks, they're screwed, especially since a good powerchair can cost over $20,000.

Someone in a chair looking at that story won't see the humor because they'll be thinking "holy shit I cross the street every day, that could be me."

Now what Brew needs to understand is that, just as those who are not in chairs or don't know people in chairs do not understand at ALL what it is to be disabled, likewise people in chairs do not understand at ALL what it is to not understand people in chairs.
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Old 06-09-2007, 05:44 PM   #14 (permalink)
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my post didnt come across right because I thought I quoted and I didnt, but I didnt fix it to clarify....Im tickled at the "spilled drink" comment
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Old 06-09-2007, 08:43 PM   #15 (permalink)
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It has been brought to my attention by some of you, my wife and a neighbor that I was over reacting, so sorry for coming down so hard. I was angry at the hospital not you guys! Oh, and I'm still sick as dog, that's not helping my mood any either.
This also happened about 30miles away from me and it really hit home.

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Old 06-10-2007, 03:52 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Oh please. Should we laugh when your wife nearly dies then? Hey it's funny because you almost lost her but didn't!
I don't have a wife. And if she had a brush with death in an absurd fashion and came out of it unscathed then yes, I probably would laugh.

As little as we like to think of it, we all risk death every single day of our lives. I know this. I acknowledge this. The only way I can deal with this and remain sane is to have a sense of humour about it.

Brewmaniac, I apologize if my reaction offended you and I hope you feel better soon. Regardless, that was my reaction and I'm not going to hide it to be politically correct.
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