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				Very Funny Ctrl+Alt+Delete Video
			 
			The Anti-Microsoft (Bill Gates) people are going to love this video. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Bill Gates did not find David Bradley's joke very funny. Ctrl + Alt + Del  | 
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			 can't help but laugh 
			
			
			
			
				
			
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		 ZING!!! 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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		 He was probably pissed off until he hopped in his (insert high priced mode of travel vehicle) and drove home to his heated walkway, saw his hot wife, and sat down. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Free Mars! 
			
			
			
			
				
			
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		 Could somebody post a transcript of the video since I'm deaf  
		
		
		
		
		
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		 What a dick (Bill).  When he didn't laugh the other guy covered his ass pretty fast, but we all know what he really meant! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Geeze, the guy made billions off of Windows and everyone knows that 95-NT was pretty buggy and unstable, but at least he could have been a good sport about it. Even Hitler had a sense of humour!  | 
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		 David Bradley 
		
		
		
		
		
			“Actually I was just trying to solve a development problem that we had. Brand new hardware, brand new software, you’re testing the stuff out…it would hang up all time. So, the only solution you have is to turn the power off wait a few seconds turn the power back on and wait for it to go through the power on self-test and I said “I’m writing all this code for the keyboard, I can…you know let’s just short cut it.” I had originally intended it to be what we would now call an Easter Egg. Just something we using in development, it wouldn’t be available elsewhere, but then the pubs people found out about it and they’re trying to figure out how to tell somebody how to start up one of their programs and they had the answer ‘just put the diskette in, hit CTRL ALT DEL’ and by magic your program started. So, it was like a 5 minute job and when I was doing it I didn’t realize I was going to create a cultural icon when I did it. Laughter But but, you know I have to share the credit, I may have invented it but I think Bill made it famous. Mucho laughter Cut to Bill When you used it for NT Logons, that’s what I meant! Other panel members: Oh-kay. Setting the tone. 
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			If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a veteran. Last edited by portwineboy; 02-05-2004 at 07:15 PM..  | 
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			 Free Mars! 
			
			
			
			
				
			
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		  portwineboy I owe you one ![]() 
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		 That's so wonderful.  Bill Gates is actually one of the most hardcore nerds on the planet (read about his younger days), and you know he agrees completly with that guy, you can see it in his face, he still believes in the laws of the old guard of nerds, and he hates that he's gone against it, all for one hundred billion silver pieces, so to speak.  Man, Bill Gates would make a good character in a drama. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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 Agreed. If I were Bill, I would have laughed. After all, being worth BILLIONS of dollars and getting away with everything he has. I'd be laughing all the way to the bank. Big baby. 
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		 So I'm the first to post it but maybe not the first to not understand it. Was Gates said to be the creator of the Ctrl-alt-delete function? If so, I never knew it was so praisable....  
		
		
		
		
		
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 At least, this time, Al Gore didn't claim to invent Alt-Ctrl-Del. 
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