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Old 04-09-2005, 11:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Woo! I'm a stud :D Only took 5 years...

I remember when I was 16, the first time I had sex it only lasted about a minute. I was lucky if I could go for 3.
Last night I had the most amazing sex with my girlfriend. I was able to last ~10 minutes the first time, and then continued on for another 20! I couldn't believe how much she was screaming and moaning near the end, and I almost started to laugh because it looked like she was trying to hold onto the wall and then grabbed on to the pillows and was throwing them all over the room. After it was all over I asked her how many times she came, and she said she lost count after 10 I thought she was gonna say 2 or 3, but damn, I felt like a god after that. She calls me a king, though
When she got her breath back, we hopped in the shower. I thought we would just wash, but I got happy again and we did it there in the shower for another 10 minutes. Simply amazing!

When we got up this morning I was ready to go at it some more, but she said she was still hurting Oh well, I'd rather have it be pleasurable for both of us.

So, any point to this besides bragging? Well, none really.. but if you're young and not lasting long, just give it time. It all worked out for me
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Old 04-09-2005, 11:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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a good time was had by all sounds like-- glad ya had fun...
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Old 04-09-2005, 11:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ahhh....you have taken the pebbow from my hand , Grasshopper......it is time for you to go


It only gets better dude.....and eventually it will be YOU in pain.....heh
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Old 04-09-2005, 12:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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10 minutes?!?!

Braggart

Sex is like cheese...no wait....like fine wine, as long as you leave the cork in....

meh, whatever....it only gets better with age and experience.
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Old 04-09-2005, 02:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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that's awesome man. congratulations. i still haven't quite mastered the sexual arts. sometimes i can go on for an hour or more, but sometimes it's only a minute or two. it's not something i've been able to control yet. but hey, practice makes perfect! :-)
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Old 04-09-2005, 03:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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It only gets better dude.....and eventually it will be YOU in pain.....heh
Oh, he will learn about that in time. Let him enjoy this for now
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Old 04-10-2005, 09:55 AM   #7 (permalink)
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LOL, thanks for the laugh guys
I couldn't quite do a repeat this morning, but it was still good.
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Old 04-11-2005, 09:07 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Gotta be careful with performance sometimes, too good might lead to higher expectations that might lead to a very sore pelvic area.
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Old 04-11-2005, 01:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i only had sex once and it lasted about 45 min... I had always been worried about coming early and had gotten good at controling it... 45 min, i was so proud.... Turns out she was counting ceiling tiles.

I wanted to kill myself
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Old 04-11-2005, 02:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Yeah, word of warning...for some women, longer does not equal better.
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Old 04-11-2005, 02:08 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i only had sex once and it lasted about 45 min... I had always been worried about coming early and had gotten good at controling it... 45 min, i was so proud.... Turns out she was counting ceiling tiles.

I wanted to kill myself


Funny how two people can have totally opposing views of the same thing...
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Old 04-11-2005, 02:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i only had sex once and it lasted about 45 min... I had always been worried about coming early and had gotten good at controling it... 45 min, i was so proud.... Turns out she was counting ceiling tiles.

I wanted to kill myself

LMAO!!! im sorry i could not help myself!!! But that was great!!!!
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Old 04-11-2005, 03:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Yikes, nwlinkvxd can last FOREVER...which isn't really a good thing, since it's so painful. Personally, I think I'd say that I'm jealous of your girlfriend supposedly having more than ten orgasms.
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Old 04-11-2005, 08:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Martel gets upset if he cums in less than fifteen minutes- like it's not enough or something.

It's not like I don't come ten times in five minutes

Good job on the awesome sex!
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Old 04-13-2005, 07:51 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Well, I'd say its more that when we're having sex, I don't want to come until I'm ready.

Sometimes I feel really on top of it and feel like I could keep going however damn long I wanted to, in which case it feels really good to say "yeah, I could keep going for another hour, but I'm going to come right now because I want to, or because Sage wants me to."

Then other times, I feel like I'm going to come whether I want to or not.

It just provides more pleasurable sensation in the first case.
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:33 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Nice, well good for you man, you are growing from the grasshopper to become the master. Soon 15 will be the norm, it all comes with experience.
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Old 04-14-2005, 07:05 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Ha I have the opposite problem, when I was younger I could go forever, now it seems like 5 minutes is a marathon. If I were getting as much as I used to I don't think it'd be a problem but now that its a week or two between (due to different work hours, kids) I can't control myself...
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Old 04-15-2005, 08:57 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Just wait till she starts tearing up your back.. I went to visit my gf last weekend and I thought she was gonna mess up my new tattoo.

And what everyone else said. Nobody's good the first time. Time and experience and pay attention to her. She'll let you know what she likes.
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Old 04-16-2005, 03:27 PM   #19 (permalink)
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sounds like a porn movie to me..u sure she wasnt faking any? ten orgasms sounds extreme to me...
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