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Old 01-10-2004, 06:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ach, I have a dilema, I'm 18, my girlfreind is 17, and we're both in highschool... My/our problem is that we can never ever get any time in private to fool around, ever. She doesn't want to fool around in her house, and my parents won't let me lock oursevles in my room, so the only time we have to fool around is when were at a party. I guess when it gets warm we could drive somewhere, but now it is soooo cold.

Any advice?
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Old 01-10-2004, 06:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Call nearby hotels and ask if one will take someone under the age of 21. There will be one that will.
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Old 01-10-2004, 06:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Geez! Get creative. Your car has a heater, right? Or you could bundle up, bring a blanket. That would be sweet. What about times where the 'rents aren't home? What about friends houses? How about a bathroom stall after school?

Not to be unhelpful, but honestly, I can't imagine being unable to find a place to get a little nookie at 18.
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Old 01-10-2004, 06:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i dunno, hotels are out, we're not even having sex yet. school bathroom, eh, i dunno, no atmospher heh. I also have three siblings so even when the 'rents arent home odds are that they are. Freinds house works, but we can't like, go over every time we want to fool around...
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Old 01-10-2004, 07:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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just like wax said, you just need to get creative. Try the bathroom, the closet, under the bed, the golf course, whatever. Be daring.
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Old 01-10-2004, 07:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Does your town have a great big old public library with lots 'o nooks and crannies and dark bookstacks that people don't go back into much? Always a winner, if you've got one around.

Not to be sacriligeous, but do you have any access to a church? They're pretty empty, six days a week.

You can always get a sleeping bag rated for zero degrees or lower, double-sized. It'd work -- you can get two people completely inside one of those things, heads and all. Body heat does the rest. It'll actually work, but it's gonna cost ya.
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Old 01-10-2004, 09:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Not to be sacriligeous, but do you have any access to a church? They're pretty empty, six days a week.
One express ticket straight to hell, please

But seriously, you need to be creative. It helps if she can keep the screaming and moaning down, but you can find places if you really try.

Bathrooms, unlocked broom closets, the back of a heated van with curtains and with a blanket on the floor, you get the idea
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Old 01-10-2004, 11:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I think there's a line in the Bible to wit, "Be fruitful and multiply." Not quite one of the Big Ten, but close. Honestly though, he was mainly talking about a bit of touchy feely, and if you think that doesn't go on in or around churches -- at least the ones with huge teen programs and choirs..... well, it does. _Lots_ of little rooms and big closets in churches...
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Old 01-11-2004, 06:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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All my first nude girl experiences were in church group youth programs... thank God for strip pool.

If you are just talking about making out, kissing etc, what about movie theaters? As I see it, you have two options.

1) find a movie theater with the retractable arms, they don't call those the make out seats for nothing. You will probably want to be somewhere near the back, and keep it kind of quiet
2) Go to a dollar movie, find one that is really awful. I went to see Battlefield Earth in a dollar theater... there were 4 people tops watching the movie.

This isn't the perfect solution, you are not going to have the privacy you want. But if it is only fooling around, it might work for you.

Or you could always do what 90% of the Earth population does, wait till you both go to College and make out during class.
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Old 01-11-2004, 08:01 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Alright, thanks for the advice, I don't think some of it will work, but I'm willing to give it a try.

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Old 01-11-2004, 06:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm assuming that you wouldn't be comfortable asking your parents if you could have the house to yourself because you're having a girl over. Luckily for me I just told my dad that my I was going to have my girlfriend come over for a movie, and he said he would go out with his friends and I just drop my sister off at a friends house. :-)

If that's out of the question, what about the car? My girlfriend and I have hooked up in the back in my Bimmer a few times. It's actually really nice since I have a computer in the car, so you can go park somewhere nice (the beach, the woods, mountains, etc), put some music on and keep the heat on and just hang out in the back seats.
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Old 01-11-2004, 08:04 PM   #12 (permalink)
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What the rents never go out. her parents stay home all the time. the only time i got to do it was after school before her mom got home from work. it was great the whole house to our self. go to a bad movie that no one else is in, your car and keep each other warm. sneak over at night. good luck it sounds like you will need it
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Old 01-11-2004, 09:48 PM   #13 (permalink)
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It being winter makes this more difficult and without the possibility of a hotel it is even worse. However I have often worked around this sort of thing. Sleeping bags can be a wonderful way to go if you can get one of the double ones. It can be very romantic to have sex outside. The key is just finding a spot easy enough to get to but private enough not to attract attention. There are usually a ton of places you can go in a car. I once had sex sitting outside of a Furr's Cafeteria in the main parking lot on the side. It was a 2nd date with a girl who was really into it.
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Old 01-11-2004, 11:17 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Does your town have a great big old public library with lots 'o nooks and crannies and dark bookstacks that people don't go back into much? Always a winner, if you've got one around.
This is such GOOD, GOOOOOOOD advice it brought a twinkle to my eye and a lump in my throat as so many memories came back to me. I was always worried that one of the stacks would fallover if too much "weight" was put on it, luckily nothing bad ever happened...
Reminds me of this great story where a lady-friend and I got into an argument over who had the stronger sexual will. She tried to stay unarroused on a couch, on the library second floor back, where we sitting on. She was reading Anna Karine, and I was trying to get her in the mood with only my hands and her neck. I won that contest and the prize was a fun, even more so since the summer program we were at had strict rules on no fraternization.

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Old 01-12-2004, 06:35 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Not to be sacriligeous, but do you have any access to a church? They're pretty empty, six days a week.
Holy Fuck!!

I don't believe nobody else took that one.
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Old 01-12-2004, 01:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I think there's a line in the Bible to wit, "Be fruitful and multiply." Not quite one of the Big Ten, but close. Honestly though, he was mainly talking about a bit of touchy feely, and if you think that doesn't go on in or around churches -- at least the ones with huge teen programs and choirs..... well, it does. _Lots_ of little rooms and big closets in churches...
Yeah, and avoid the priests. Somebody had to say it...

I actually miss the situation you're in. I always found it fun to figure out where/when we could get some play. A good one is sneaking out of the house at night. Just go out on a Friday or no-school night, and you can drive somewhere and park for hours if ya feel like it.

When it comes time, and you have your own place, you'll find that you must try to mix things up a bit because it's actually _too_ convenient to have a bed in the other room.
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Old 01-13-2004, 04:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Does your town have a great big old public library [s]?
[s]do you have any access to a church? They're pretty empty, six days a week.

[s] get a sleeping bag rated for zero degrees or lower, double-sized. [s], but it's gonna cost ya.
all good suggestions.. you don't say where you are or i would tell you where i'd go..
you probably dont' really need a zero rated bag, or a double bag. two of any decent bag zipped together will make your nearness possible outdoors...
instead of public library, i'd suggest college libraries.. carry a knapsack...

many other possibilities on the largest college campuses..
I had a very good time one nite in the back of a big lecture hall at MIT, (Thanks GW!)...

..plz be safe.
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Old 01-13-2004, 05:18 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Car sex is awesome. Especially if the seats fold down. God Bless the engineers who designed my PT Cruiser
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Old 01-14-2004, 01:06 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Ah, forbidden love....
Yep plenty of empty places around. Go to tops or bottoms of long stairwells, library nooks, basements, offer bribes to siblings when parents aren't home, try your car (even if you don't have a license yet, you can still turn on the heater), or just incite a party at a friends house as often as you can to get together. THere are so many options to try, this is just the tip of the iceberg.
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Old 01-14-2004, 06:19 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Most of my early messing-around experiences were in my bedroom...with the door open...and my parents downstairs. I have very sensitive ears as a result....I can hear someone coming up the stairs in the strongest throws of passion. But, it's not something I'd really recommend. Cars are good...neighborhoods in development make excellent nookie locations.
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Old 01-14-2004, 07:21 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Not as intimate, but just take a long drive at night....back in highschool I got real good at driving with only one hand on the wheel.
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Old 01-14-2004, 03:10 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I also have three siblings so even when the 'rents arent home odds are that they are.
i've been in this situation for four years now...are your siblings older or younger? because if they are younger chances are that you and your girlfriend could stay up late watching movies or something and stay up until they are asleep. and if your parents work they may go to bed early too. i can't count the times i've had sex with a housefull of sleeping people, and let me tell you i'm loud. just be carefull not to wake them up, or at least to notice if you do. if your siblings are older and don't hate you, you might be able to reason with them and convince them to leave. i mean, they know where you're coming from. and i support greatly the idea to do it while people are in the house, with your door open. if you're not doing enough to get her loud or to get you loud then no one will hear you anyways.
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Old 01-14-2004, 03:17 PM   #23 (permalink)
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It can't be that hard to find a place.. i mean parents arn't always around i've had sex with my parents in the house just keep the noise down. and cars have heaters just find a back road and go at it not to hard... dressing rooms at malls work out great too..find the ones where the whole door closes..(abercrombie) that works.. theres places
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Old 01-14-2004, 06:21 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Most of my early messing-around experiences were in my bedroom...with the door open...and my parents downstairs. I have very sensitive ears as a result....I can hear someone coming up the stairs in the strongest throws of passion. But, it's not something I'd really recommend.
I know what you mean - my girlfriend and I did that this weekend. Developed a very finely tuned sense of hearing as a result of even that once incident. And probably sweated buckets going "oh shit, I think I heard the stairs creak." It's best if you can find a private place to explore each other.
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