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Old 02-21-2005, 10:04 AM   #121 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by tisonlyi
Consider the 'Banjo String'.

TWANG.

Considerably agony and a trip to, what I believe you urksome yanks call, the emergency room.

For the record, it snapped midstroke - 10 minutes in, for no apparent reason.

It could happen to YOU.

Mwahahahaha.

Point of curiousity, what do you call the emergency room of a hospital?
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Old 02-21-2005, 03:17 PM   #122 (permalink)
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hmm my first serious boyfriend and the first guy i went past 1st base with...he had no idea what he was doing either and i was sure that i was teh crazy one and he was doing it right...he would grab my clit VERY hard between his fingers and move so fast i felt like it was getting ripped off...one time he forgot to trim his nails and it cut a ribbon of skin off..it was bleeding for 6 hours
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Old 02-21-2005, 03:50 PM   #123 (permalink)
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Ouch, long fingernails are the worst! Whenever I see those women in porn with the long fingernails going at it, I cringe...I have no idea how they can tolerate it and why they are not bleeding!
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Old 02-21-2005, 04:24 PM   #124 (permalink)
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My good friend and her husband were at it and all of a sudden there was blood everywhere. To make a long story short, off to the ER they went. But she said the worst part was going over the story again and again and again and again. And she could hear people laughing.
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Old 02-21-2005, 08:52 PM   #125 (permalink)
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Not sex, but my girlfriend and I were fooling around in bed. It was dark, then she sat up, and I was over her, on all fours. She turned to reposition, and her nipple hit me right in my open eye! It didn't really hurt, but I'm really unconfortable with things touching my eye (I wear glasses and refuse to use contacts for that reason). We still can laugh about it.
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Old 02-22-2005, 10:42 AM   #126 (permalink)
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HUmmm stories...

There was one night, when things were warming up with a girl, she was grinding on me and I had my hands on her ass. I grabbed her and pushed her up towards me to get better position, or would have, except for the fact that we were sweaty and my hands slipped. Intending to push a 120lb weight, my hands slid forward very quickly, and caught something very important on the way up- her thong. I gave her a wedgie!

And there's always those times when you bang your or her head because you've forgotten how close the wall has gotten...

Another night I was with this girl and we were spooned, with me inside her. I began pulsing, and she had a lot of fun with that- but when she got to her O, she grabbed my legs and just dug her nails in. I've had girls that would do similar, but this was on a whole different level of pain. It was like the purring cat I was holding suddenly saw a huge growling dog and was holding on for it's life. It was the first time I ever screamed during sex, and I guess she thought it was in pleasure because she grabbed harder and ground her nails in further, drawing blood. When she finally released the death grip I just got up and walked into the bathroom to clean myself up. Definetely not the best experience I've had.
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Old 02-22-2005, 11:39 AM   #127 (permalink)
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Unfortuatly I know that feeling of sharp nails on penis too.
Pretty much the same story, my wife and I where going at doggy style and she was reaching under to grind her clit and play with my balls, when I slipped out and her new manacure cut along the side of penis. If the pain wasn't bad enough, it took forever to heal.
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Old 03-04-2005, 04:40 PM   #128 (permalink)
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No joke, i was fucking this really petite small girl back when i was a teenager, and i didn't think so, but it must've been her first time, because i swear to god my dick was purple after i finished off because of how goddamn tight she was. Best/Worst thing ever.
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Old 03-04-2005, 05:54 PM   #129 (permalink)
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When hubby and I first start dating we were doing it on the bathroom floor (I had 3 roommates, and therefore no privacy) and managed to get some nasty tileburn on the top of my foot...I couldn't wear shoes for several days because it hurt so bad.

I've had my cervix hit several times that results in horrible agony, similar to a guy getting hit in the nuts, so I'm told.

My hubby and I went to Mexico for our anniversary in November. We were in the hotel and were fooling around, and I laid down on the bed and he kind of jumped on top of me....unfortunately my calf was in the way of his knee and I got a humongous (about the size of a good sized orange) and extremely painful bruise, which was great since I was wearing shorts the entire week. It took about a month and a half to fully heal.
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Old 03-04-2005, 10:40 PM   #130 (permalink)
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that first post made me shiver.
Dont ever put head and shoulders shampoo anywhere near down their, hurts like you wouldnt believe
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Old 05-15-2006, 06:55 AM   #131 (permalink)
 
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Time to resurrect this thread to address my new injury:

On Saturday night I asked ktspktsp to restrain me to the bed (he has very cool hand and foot cuffs that are connected under the bed, so we can tuck them away when there's company) and fuck me hard. I was on my stomach with a blindfold on, and he was taking me from behind... which I loved. He did all kinds of crazy things to me.

However, at some point my left shoulder started feeling a bit sore... I tried not to notice it (bad idea, but it felt so damn good everywhere else, can you blame me?). Later that night, though, and all day yesterday and today... I've felt like I dislocated my shoulder or something. Or maybe I pulled a muscle. In any case, if it doesn't get better in a couple days, I'll have to take myself to the doctor and explain that I hurt my arm while being tied to the bed for sex. Oh well, at least it will be entertaining.
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Old 05-15-2006, 02:51 PM   #132 (permalink)
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yeah, I've done the head of the penis and foreskn thing... infact just days ago. It fucking hurts like hell and I'm out of service for awhile but c'est la vie
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Old 05-17-2006, 12:54 AM   #133 (permalink)
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Being really drunk, falling over, and hitting my head on the edge of a metal futon... and the worst part of the injury I suffered was blue balls. That pissed me off. I might have felt the futon had I not been so gone.
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Old 05-19-2006, 08:34 AM   #134 (permalink)
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Wife and I were having a great night, full of fun when we find ourselves on the floor. Wife on top, I am sitting up and we are rocking. The sweat is rolling and she starts to climax as I feel a burning on my butt cheeks. As she lets go we are now full in force thrusting as tears of pain roll down my cheeks. Such joy, such pain! When she finally returned to planet earth and I could move again, I had two huge carpet burns on my ass. We had to scrub blood out of the carpet and I had to sit on one of those round pillows for a week.
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