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The worst I've done is just the old fall-off-the-bed thing.

Poyzun_Ivy

An ex-fuck buddy of mine ended up being the cause of 99% of my injuries...

This is a kid that plays way, way, WAY too many video games. Consider, girls, being fingered by a guy that can move his digits a bajillion "buttonpushes" per second. And he insisted on doing it for 10 minutes, maybe 15.

At that point, I'm in plenty of pain and he whips out his monster cock that he expects to just shove in. I was no longer mentally ready for it, nor was my body quite ready for it either.

The sex lasted about 10 minutes itself, but it hurt so terribly bad that I left him sleeping in my bed and ran upstairs where I could ice myself down and sleep on the couch.

-+ Ivy +-

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BeatBox

What a mayhem stories!

I learned by reading your horror stories that I am not the only one who suffered from the 'tore/sore triangle' injury.

That little triangular, very sensistive part of my penis was, after a nice night, torn.
That little gap hurt like hell, I walked two weeks without underwear to stop the constant throbbing, because ofcourse friction equals erection equals severe pain!!!

Then there was this little incident with this cute girl. I don't know the correct word but we call it 'Sambal', it's a red pepper mixture, tradionally eaten with Asian dishes. To her and my poor misfortune I cooked, swiped something out my eye, I cried of pain because of the peppers, I ate, somewhere in between I washed my hands and I tried some finger-foreplay completely forgetting the apparant still present .......

Let's just say, she wasn't that happy

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mb99usa

I accidently did something similar to my wife. I dropped a bottle of hot sauce (we're talking skull and crossbones type) and the bottle broke. I cleaned it up and washed my hands. Not thinking about it we started fooling around in bed later. That ended real quick after I started fingering her a little. She was sore for like 3 days.

Needless to say I am very careful with hot sauce now.

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ariekitten

i'd say my most painful sexual experience would be getting squirted in the eyes, even though he didn't mean to. but it was unexpected.

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zildjian

First girlfriend got too excited whilst on top. She decided to launch her self onto my cock, unfortunately she ripped the frenum (stringy bit of skin behind the foreskin) right off....did not stop bleeding...so much so I keeled over in the bathroom and knocked myself out on the bath. Worse was when I went to A&E and I knew the nurse who had to clean me up......no fun...but I laugh about it now!!!! not really

arcane

bed next to window...trying to change positions fast...smacked head on windowsill


i still had a big boner but i had a bigger headache

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taliendo

some of these stories are downright atrocious. I guess that I've never really experienced a bad injury. I once sliced my leg open on the dresser as my gf and I were kissing, undressing, making our way to the bed in complete darkness, but I didn't notice until afterwards (imagine finishing making love and then all of the sudden wondering where all the blood came from.)

this one time my gf and I (same girl) hadn't seen each other in a while, could only spend one night together and so it was predestined to be a rowdy night. I remember, we went from the bed to the wall, to the floor where we kinda scooted around the entire apartment. The next day she ended up with a patch of rug burn in the small of her back about the size of baseball. It left a golf ball size scar...ouch, but entirely worth it in the opinion of both parties.

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Tenaglia

aha .. got a rift... hurt so bad. The worst thing is that you can't masturbate pretty well either, one stroke too much and ... ooo .. searing pain!

btw first story got my hands down there as a protective shield... oooo

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monkeysugar

About the most painful experience I've had was with an ex-girlfriend. We were going at it one night, her riding on top, I was completely buried inside of her, and she had an extremely intense orgasm. She sort of collapsed, and kinda slid off the top of me to one side. Or attemped to at least, because she was clamped down on my penis so hard she wasn't really going anywhere. Needless to say I was sore for a few days.

As far as other injuries....hmmm....a girl slipping while getting on top of me and planting her knee in my balls, assorted scratches from nails, bite marks, unexplained bruises....etc.

As mentioned by others, it is possible to get kicked in the head/face while having sex. It hurts like hell.

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riptide4070

don't have a bad accident to share but.....

my girlfriend and I (this was 3 1/2 yrs ago) we doin it doggy style. We like to cjange up a bit in positions so I was leaning down and she was almost on top of me backwards. I was done soon after that and right after I pulled out.....

she farted

it was a loud one too, I didn't laugh at the time and all she said was "woops." I felt too good too laugh but when I think back about it, I usually fall off my chair

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Sho Nuff

HAHAHA. Man these stories are too funny. Keep em coming.

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haha nice accidents everyone! here's mine:

The worst thing I've tried so far was when my boyfriend decided that we should try a new position during anal sex a year ago. I was on my back with my legs around his neck and he was moving back and forth at super speed until he slipped out and hit me between my holes. The result was a one cm long gash right between the holes....
the amount of blood wasn't that bad... but the pain! OMG!... gives me the chills just thinking about it...
We still do that position... but super slow now of course!

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Baz

Making love on the bathroom floor, on the rug, her on top. I didn't notice at the time, but I ended up with a patch of rugburn in the small of my back that bled all over the floor. It took weeks to heal, and every time I bent over the scab would open. 100% worth it, though. Very hot sex.

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uv7piy

Rug burns -- otherwise the safety harness and padding seem to do the trick.

REDL|NE

Mines not as bad as most of these, but the gf was riding me upright, went too far up, i sliped out so my penis was under her theigh/pervis region...then she came down...hard

I thought the dam thing snaped in half lol

good times

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globegate

Ok mine is pretty bad.
My girlfriend and I decided to take a shower together. We were making out under the hot water, and started to rub eachother. I was getting hot and ready to give her some wang, when I decided it would be a great idea to exchange some oral first. So I get down on my hands and knees in the shower and start going at her and she is moaning and pulling my hair.

She grabs my face, looks me right in the eye and says "fuck me now". I didn't want to waste time, so I jump to my feet. I immediately feel a buring on my lower back and notice a ton of blood running down the drain.

It turns out my dumb ass forgot to notice that my ass and back were under the faucet, so when I sprang to my feet, I took at 1 inch patch of skin with me.

Long story short- I slapped on some bandaids, and got a BJ. Nto bad for the scar and story.

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Jedbeck

These stories are awesome. It is so interesting to see all the different ways to hurt yourself during sex.

gowingnut007

man, i feel sorry for you guys. hopefully none of this will happen to me

dumbnutofak

chicks dig scars...right?

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nanofever

Think how bad it must of hurt him.

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nightshade000

Well, not as bad as some of these, but my g/f apparently got horney in the middle of the night and started playing with me in my sleep. I was only vaugly aware of it, I was in that spot between sleep and waking up, but more towards the sleep side. Anyways, she hopped on and was grinding back and forth (no up and down at all, just back forth) and I slipped out and she ground back, but didn't slip back in when she ground forward. Needless to say, I woke up really, really, really fast after that moment. ---It only took a few days for the pain to go away, but now she's affraid to do something like it again. How sad for me

Dawson70

When Blonddie and I first began dating, we were like too teenagers going at it(wait come to think about it....we were). Anyways, we screwed and screwed for days.....(really, you can ask her) to the point where my dick was "raw". She would dry up, but we would keep going. After a while, it would hurt soooo bad just to get an erection. We figured out that Solar Cain spray, would numb my penis enough to dull the pain. We would start over again. I also noticed the spray dulled the sensation, which in turn, kept us going longer and longer.........I had to miss several days of work to heal up.

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Manic_Skafe

Ms. Skafe just finished from recieving it in the ass. She turns over and lays on her back and I'm on top of her - she gets more aroused and I speed things up. I slip out and in an attempt to put it back in without the use of my hands it goes straight into her unexpecting asshole - in the millisecond it took for all that to happen she went from turned on to the least aroused I've ever seen her.

Also, warming K-Y is not a good idea when it involves anal - especially not more than 4 drops. I was trying to spice things up by brining a new product into the bedroom and surprising her. At first she says, "what it is that? It's warm - it kinda burns...holy fuck it burns...." She made a mad dash for the shower and I stayed in the bed - disappointed.

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cheese

the worst i have ever had was a bit of chafing from 2 day sexcapades. and burises more like penis kickes from her suckign "to hard" felt great at the time but man that hurst the next day

Nancy

he wasn't hurt at all for some reason

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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

TM875

All these are too funny...mine pales in comparison.

When I was a teenager, I was screwing some girl in her parent's basement. Well, she wrapped her legs around my waist and I sort of stood up. Well, I forgot that we were directly beneath a rafter on the *low* ceiling. Needless to say, I stood up with her wrapped around me, and her head squarely hit said rafter, thus knocking her into a black void of nothingness Now, if this happend today it would be frightening...but when you're 16...how do you explain this to her parents? I had thought I had killed her! Luckily she woke up not too soon afterwards...with a very bad headache...

edited because of my obsession with spelling...

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robodog

Rug burns from enthusiastic doggy style on shag carpeting. We couldn't do it on the bed because we were at a bed and breakfast and the bed was creaking something fierce. We ended up moving to the bathroom with all of the towels used for padding =)

ManWithAPlan

i was fooling around with my girlfriend, then she had to leave.... blue balls all night long until i had a free moment to 'release'

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hossified

my best story is: in university, nailing my gf (at the time) in the shower.....I was leaning my back against the wall and she put her arms around my neck and I basically hoisted her up.....well.....just as it got close to the happy ending, the shower wall breaks....and I fall through it and and land on the floor on the other side.....basically I squeezed between the wall braces, though a tile wall! My ass was all cut up and I bruised my back and hip pretty good. My gf was able to hop off though right before I fell though, so she was stnding in the shower while I was on the ground in pain. Real hard part was trying to explain to her roomates why the wall broke (and her landlord!)

long live the HOIST

ruggerp11

for me it only has been recently. We were on the floor and I was on top. We were going like mad when I pulled all the way out and went to go back and 'bent my wookie.' That reallly hurt.

The other one was on her roomates bed ( ) I was on top with her legs on my shoulders. We were all lubed up and I pulled all the way out and shifted her slightly on my shoulders. Well that changed the angle of entry and when I went to go back in (hard) I thrusted twice before noticing how different it was. Well I pulled the classic 'oops' move and she ended up bleeding. I still feel really bad because I knew it could happen and I wasn't more careful about it. (Sorry SL!)

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Delirious

My ex-gf was giving me a BJ and she sneezed. As a result with my dick still in her mouth her teeth scraped against the underside and I was instantly not horny.. Just thinking about it makes me close my legs~

Ace_O_Spades

Worst injury i've had was ripping the little piece of skin that connects the foreskin to the head

son of a bitch... son of a bitch... son of a bitch

it hurt

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RainbowBright

I guess the worst we had was when hubby went flying off the bed, don't remember from what position - maybe we were transitioning. He went head first and I was afraid he broke his neck. But like a champ he finished the job.

My friend was getting it on for the first time with a new boyfriend during/sorta after a party at his house. I guess he was drunk and pretty into it because he ended up hitting his head on the wall. Then a few minutes later a drunk girl walked in to "investigate a noise". Pretty much they didn't last much longer.

robodog

Oh my god was that funny!

jmad

ruggerp, your 'bent my wookie' statement made me fall off my chair laughing!

Ok, mine is this: Last year I'm fooling around with a girl I know in her dorm room. We were both drinking, and needless to say I was kinda hammered. She starts giving me head, and doesn't open up wide enough. I had some marks on my unit the next day that made me think I got head from a woodchuck. stung like a bitch when I took a shower in the dorm for about a week. (water pressure was burly)

Kid_Karysma

Sounds like a girl I was with's ex. All day he stayed home from class, no job. Just played video games. She said he had a monster cock, but he had no clue what he was doing. What a loser. To have a huge cock and just waste it.


/reeks of jealousy

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Jay You Dee

First time me and the g/f had sex. Was my first time... she'd done it quite a bit with her ex-b/f so I assumed it was all okay. Well, we start going, and she's riding me. I look up to see tears streaming down then she keels over and gets off of me to lay down beside me. I look at the condom as I take it off, and there is blood running down it. Apparently the ex-b/f was so small he never actually "broke in." And since she was used to just jumping on down on his, she did the same to mine... that was a nice experience! Painful all around - she had to let that heal up, get back in the state of mind to ever do it again, and to top it all off those blue balls hurt like a bitch~

Just one of those lovely, painful, embarassing situations that everyone vows -never- to speak of

Untitled

My boyfriend and I *just* did this. We both kinda stopped in shock/pain. Took us a while to get going again

erion

Not actually during sex, but in High School I was Making outwith my GF on a couch in the basement of my house and one of her earrings got caught in my sweater.

It was a painful moment for her, but the sweater was quickly removed, followed by more clothing from both of us. I like to think it was kismet.