|Guys| What about urethra play?
 

Well, I was schocked when I saw this topic, guys have a hole too and I am not refering to the rear one. So, how many of you have ever tried urethra play? I must say, its awsome! Dont worry about lubricant either, your dick will produce some of its own!:eek:

Having been reamed by a 9" cotton swab due to a VD thing I had in Korea, I am not one for hole play on my end. I have enough diversified ways of stimulation for myself, that sticking an object in my penis, just doesn't do anything for me.
PS...I have a penis piercing that doesn't effect my hole either, but it does aid in pleasuring myself and my sub in many ways. My urethra will stay virgin, unless a medical condition warrants otherwise.

OH! No thats not a pleasent one, I know what you are talking about, smooth metalic objects are much more pleasurable and not painfull at all!

** Shudder **

I'll let you know when my gonads drop again. Whatever floats your boat, but that ain't for me.

Is it considered "bad" if you hear that every day:hmm: :lol:

ok...i guess im just lost...but you're talking about shoving objects into the opening at the end of your penis right?

um...i'd have to say no for myself, although i've had blowjobs where they swirl the tongue on that hole and it feels pretty good.

now that's just weird... i've never heard of it. and wouldn't stuff get stuck?

I.....still need to pick my jaw up off the floor and my heart from my stomach so I can go read other threads.

That just sounds downright bad.

I say, try it and then turn it down ;)

i get limp just thinking about it :(

Tried it ... fucking OUCH !!

I've heard that this is good for some but really... ouch.

I've been swabbed and I've had a catheter... that hole is definately out only...

talking about sounding? I guess it might feel good but I don't think I'd try it.

Hmmm, i'm open for most things but this... not so sure :)

Sounds painful...

Things like what?

No thanks, that would hurt!

I saw a pr0n clip of some chick jamming a small vibrator (1/2in maybe?) into hole of this guys penis and I have to say that it looked pretty gross. He looked like he enjoyed it, but he prolly just got paid well for that scene?!?

Having had an STD swab test before, this post sent a cringe down my spine and made my nuts retract. For the love of God, I could not imagine how one would get pleasure out of messing their urethra :(.

This is just odd. I am shuddering at the thought of this. I would never consider it . . . . . . . ew!

*shudder*

Ouch. :eek:

no no no....
thats not an entrance!!! damn its just not natural...come on! be sensible! yuk eugh yuk!

are you crazy

Sounding is a whole lot of fun! I've got a set of Hegar sounds (Check 'em out here: http://www.medicaltoys.com/sounds.htm) and I must say that when I'm in the mood for 'em that there's nothing like it. Very cool toys for when my wife wants to play with me.

Jason

I'm surprised at the overwhelmingly negative responses in this thread, especially when compared to the number of positive responses to the "anal sex on men" thread. In fact, the reponses seem to be as negative as the "blumpy" thread (but don't go there if you are going to eat soon).

I've never considered urethra play, but I'm not going to reject it out of hand.

I've read about it and tried it as a teenager. One word comes to mind... ouch.

My first response was to run for my life but I couldnt move, kinda like a deer in headlights.... but now that the initial shock is over Id have to say that, depending on how attractive the woman was, I guess Id try it. As long as whatever was being inserted was very small and done in a very gentle manner.

You've all obviously have not seen the "horrifying worm".

Basically, some guy posted a graphic instructional on how to shove a gummi worm up that tiny hole using a hanger and squeezing it back out, all syrupy-like.

You can find just about anything on the Internet. Anything.

thats definitely a negative... and collide... hell no! I dont need to be spurting red jelly out of my urethra.

My penis is made to go inside of things, nothing goes inside my penis thanks...

oh man...

tried it once.

scratched something, somehow.

won't EVER try it again.

as yet another swab test victim (chlymidia test... girlfriend at the time ended up having a bladder infection) i echo the sentiments that it hurts like all fuck and no way is anything ever going voluntarily into my urethra.

well... the way i look at it... god designed that oriface for stuff to come out... not go in... but dood... life is an experemnt.... so ... why not :-)

That's awefull. How about we try sticking jacks down the throat, or live mice in my ear?

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i'm with those that cringe just thinking about it, but thought you'd like some pics

I think its sounds cool, dont think my SO would be up to it but could someone explain it a bit more?

no chance
i had a couple tumors in my bladder, the doc went in to get them the hard way
the first time i definitely was being put to sleep
the second time they wanted to do it right in his office, his nurse was gonna try it, betadine'd my unit up, touched my tip with the cold camera thing, and that was it for me
i said no way, send me back into the hospital and put me under

plus it hurt to pee for 2 days
so nothing is going in me that i'm not eating

OW!!!! No No No No NO!!!

I almost never say no. I'm up for a lot. But that ain't happenin'. Does that guy in the pics look happy?

All I can think of is OUCH...I could not possibly stand the sight of something being insterted in the hole of my dick

My Boyfreinds father just had that done, and it was not fun for him. Plus, I've had a catheter, and I just can't imagine. But, then again, don't you think that anal sex was a little weird when you first heard of it?

To each his own, I suppose.

jeez, it hurts just thinking of it.

:O ow

tried it and have had vaired experiences. its not as terrible as you all seem to make it out to be.

I might give it a shot...it sounds....interesting.

I think it is very strange, but who knows....not going to do any damage if done very carefully.

i think most people overreact to this due to lack of information or perhaps even misinformation.

waht ever floats your boat. as long as you do it in the comfort of you own home, go for it. but you can count me out, got some soap in there and OWWWWWWW its an exit only port for me

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll no...

um ill pass.

I myself sometimes use BBs. OMG it's amazing! A bit painful if you do it wrong but if you put a bunch in when you cum, they'll shoot out. :P And it feels really good. It might hurt a tiny bit for a little after you do it, but it is so worth it.

Dear Jesus no!!! I was in the hospital after getting my gall bladder out, and had a catheter in for several days. Not comfortable while it was in, deeply unpleasant coming out. Glad I was under when they put it in.

Never never!

I think the apropos response is "Oy!"

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uhhhh....woah.

bb's huh? wow.

That's one hell of a first post, qwerty.

I am open to a variety of kinks myself but cannot imagine having or performing this on anyone. (I was unable to view the photos and have nothing to go on but the postings here) If you could enlighten me, or perhaps us, as many of us seem oblivious. I simply cannot imagine that being anything other than painful and dangerous myself.

You'll put your eye out.

I'm gonna have to back up Levite on his catheter story. No thanks on the urethra play.

Seeing as how this thread's over 4 years old, I wonder if Tophat's gonads ever did drop again?

Seems like a whole lot of no round here. Most seem to associate this act with doctors and such though I'm sure some people would think the same about anal play.

My initial curiosity would be as to what actual pleasure and sensations this would provide. Then I remember the videos where people take this too far and end up splitting their cocks in half.

I may file this with heroin in my "Things to do when I'm old and done everything " file.

I had a uroscopy, a camera up that way was plenty for me for this lifetime.

Agreed, i was curious so opened the thread and now i know why I never heard of it (or if I did I mentally blocked it out).

And pray tell, what happens if one of the little BB's gets frisky and decides it wants to see what's further down the rabbit hole? I imagine nothing good......

That being said, I can't say that I've done any playing in that fashion, but having a receiving tube in my urethra during the installation of my Prince Albert wasn't painful or even uncomfortable. Just, weird.

only 2 things comes out of my pee hole and thats pee or cum. nothings going in. there are other ways to pleasure yourself.

Been there. The worst part was removing the catheter. Yoinks!

Urethra? That's so passe.

How about some hardcore nasal sex?

"UHN! YEAH! SMELL MY PRECUM!"

I laughed so hard the SO and roommate asked what the hell was wrong with me.

Thanks.

I briefly dated this girl who had her tongue pierced. First time she gave me head, she stuck that barbell thingy into my hole. fuck me that hurt!

Not my cup of tea, but to each his own!

Ha!

There comes a point when I wonder if people are really getting off on what they're doing, or if they're just trying to out-kink each other.

"I'll stick BB's up my urethra! Let's see those bastards top that..."

Huh? You didn't piss fire for a couple (two) days and THEN your doctors decide some kind of urine pH neutralizing medication is in order since you, the little fucker (I was 10 at the time), can't pee without crying.

... I laugh now... I wasn't laughing then. //laughs more// Something is wrong with this thread...

To those people who draw parallels with anal sex - it's not the same at all. Urethras are designed to pass liquids and not solids. And anal sex shouldn't hurt when done properly... urethra play will surely always hurt. Never mind the risk of tract infections...

I can see so many ways that this could end out badly. Do they make leadshot anymore? I think it was banned, but I would hope that was not used in play. I am sure there are loads of stories out there about the retrieval of playful objects, I bet those participants were more careful afterwards. Freaky is my thing, danger is not. Even in anal play the key with using toys is that it should be a tapered object or one that could be easily retrieved with a cord etc attatched.

Yea but picture this.

You are at home by yourself and you stick some bb's up your hole

Then your woman comes over later and gives you some head.....

BAM! That would be one exciting finish....

Okay not really, sounds like a premise for a bad movie. Worse than Teeth

I saw this video of this girl shoving a small dildo into this guys urethra. Needless to say I'll never try some shit like that. It looked (and sounded) like he was more in pain than anything else.

If it makes me wince just to read about it, I have to say "no thank you."

What 31friction said. Not just no, hell no.

The std test they do with a tiny plastic rod that goes down your urethra was pretty painful.. no way I could enjoy that.

Hell no. I'm very open minded. But hell no.

Umm...no. Just...no.

Is it just me or have there been a lot of necroposting going on as of late?

Off topic - it's not you.

On topic - I am not turned on by pain. I cannot imagine this being anything but painful.

Pain with sex is fine, but not that. Hell no. God no. Jebus, no! Make it stop!

I'm not turned on at the thought of it, but I do understand that some people love it.

I'll be trying out sounding in a few weeks. I'm interested in wearing a pinless prince's wand and need to properly measure the diameter of my urethra. At the same time, I'll find out how it feels to shove 9 inches of polished stainless steel down my pee-hole.

Now before you all cross your legs (oops... you already did... :D ), I carried a painful kidney stone for nine months before it finally fell in my bladder last June while I was at the office.

I went to the bathroom (this was a sit-down process), rested comfortably and started to urinate before doing the "other part". Suddenly, it blocked! The urine stopped flowing! I gave a slight push, and felt something traveling down the urethra! A second later, there was a noticeable “Ping!” in the toilet!

The stone had come out!

I managed to fish it out of the toilet (yuck) and clean it up.

Now here's the weird part. We've heard these horror stories about people who were in horrendous pain and agony when passing the stone. But in my case, there was absolutely no pain at all! And the stone? It was a quarter of an inch long and almost as wide! Yikes!

Here's a picture of the stone.

http://www.milnoc.com/images/Pierrette1.jpg

I'm looking at this beast and wondering how the Hell did it manage to come out without causing any discomfort whatsoever? It wasn't perfectly smooth. It should have scratched something in there! It should have burned! But when it blocked my urethra passage, I only felt it shift before it started moving again! It felt no worse than someone poking me very gently in the nether regions!

No pain! No discomfort! No burning! No nothing!

Last week, I stumbled onto body jewelry and piercings. I've never been tempted to be pierced myself, but I do admire and respect those who go through the process. Then I found the pinless prince's wands which required no piercings. Remembering that my urethra was apparently "sound" under the right conditions (pun intended), I then studied how I could find out if I can comfortably handle having three inches of stainless steel inside my urethra for hours. Many do it already and enjoy it very much.

That's when I discovered sounding. I found the subject incredibly fascinating, and decided to give it a try. I'm an extremely cautious person, so I know I'll be as careful as possible and won't take any unnecessary chances. I've studied the subject in great detail and will continue to study it until I know the subject down cold.

In public, I may appear incredibly conservative and dull on the outside. However, there's also an adventurous side of me that's not afraid to try something different, even things that most people may find highly questionable. As long as it can be done within a reasonable safety margin, I'll do it.

I'll let you know how it goes.

I can't even read more than 3 of the posts here. Just ouch!!!

Milnoc, if you've considered a Prince Albert, I have to say that it isn't as bad as some would think. I had mine done in June, started at a 10 gauge, and just tonight sized up to a 6 gauge. I won't say that it has added anything major in the sensation department, but it does make it "different", and that alone was enough for it to be worthwhile for me. If interested, check out my thread HERE.

Hi Push-Pull,

I've considered it, but decided to skip it for now. Even with a properly sized PW, there can still be some urine leakage out of the PA orifice. Also, I still want to confirm I can handle a foreign object in my urethra. The pinless PW allows me to experiment without making a lifelong commitment.

I'm still in my early forties, so I have time to try it out later if I decide to go through with it. Heck! I've found out that many piercers got their start between 30 and 50, sometimes later! Surprisingly, they don't all start young.

I can even imagine a scenario where these older guys will give a piercing as a gift on their children's sixteenth birthday! They wouldn't have to accept that kind of a gift of course. It is a bit on the radical side. But how cool would it be to have parents that would offer such a gift to their kids?

I've read your thread and must admit you've went through one hell of an experience there! Congrats on the highly positive outcome! And kudos to your wonderful wife for being so supportive!

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I occasionally play with these things, nicely lubed up, in 8 and 10mm widths, which is not so much for this kind of behaviour... I have seen things which make me want to scream, though some of you will look at that and feel the same way... :thumbsup:

The feeling varies depending on the day, but is usually very intense and extremely erotic but not something that's likely to drive me to a satisfying climax on it's own.

Caution is advised, I've let it slip a couple of times - lubeyfingers - and the weight can let the taper slide down inside far enough to freak me out a tad, but it's easy enough to push it back up...

I have friends who've been sounding (we know it's called sounding, right?) with TENS machine electrodes and other such devices. Interesting.

This is one of those things thats on the list, but I haven't done enough research into it yet.

haha
evertime I hear urethra it makes me think of king of the hill.

anyway that kinda stuff is not for me.

You know how people put their own accounts of first watching "2Girls1Cup" on YouTube? I could never do that, because I have absolutely no reaction to it or the videos of it's ilk. However, I'm seriously considering uploading my account of reading this thread and following the links.

WARNING: the following post may make you sick...

It's been a while since I've received my urethral sounds from http://www.medicaltoys.com, and I've had the chance to try them out a bit. What follows is an account of my personal experience inserting many inches of surgical stainless steel in my urethra.

You still with me? :)

The first thing I've discovered is that SurgiLube irritates me quite a bit. It's a very unpleasant substance which I'd prefer to avoid if at all possible. Luckily, I've found an excellent substitute: pre-ejaculatory fluid, otherwise known as pre-cum. And it so happens I'm able to produce enough of it.

The Dittel sounds I've tried were frightening at first. But as it turns out, they were the most comfortable of the three sounds I've purchased. here's a picture of them.

http://www.medicaltoys.com/Dittle-Sounds-LG.jpg

The largest comfortable size I could handle was the FR24 size, equivalent to 5/16 of an inch or 8mm in diameter. That's the fourth one from the left, measuring 10½ inches long.

I've managed to plunge the sound down my erect penis, right past the scrotum for a total depth of almost 8 inches.

The Hegars however, were first used when I tried using the SurgiLube. So at first, I wasn't too keen to try them again. The curve was especially intimidating.

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But curiosity killed Fluffy, and I tried the 7/8mm size, 8mm end first. Tisonlyi was right about being careful about lubey fingers. Despite the sound being eight inches long, it managed to disappear into my penis! It was just half an inch from the meatus, meaning the end was 2½ inches inside my body past the base of the penis!

I couldn't push it out, so I got on my knees and leaned forward. The sound almost shot out!

After that, I alternated between different sounds to see how far I can push it. Instead, I got bored and stopped.

Now about the pain (which is probably what you're all waiting for :D ).

As long as the sounds are fully lubed up, as long as you don't use a size that's too large or too small (yes, there's such a thing as "too small" -- it acts more like a needle), and as long as you're very gentle, you'll feel a tingling sensation at first, but you won't feel any pain.

I'm serious! No pain! Even when the Hegar fell into my body, I could actually feel the sound ROTATE inside of me, but it didn't hurt! And when it wanted to shoot out as I leaned forward, it did it without causing any sudden jolts!

The only slight pain I've felt occurred at the meatus when an un-lubed part of the sound hit the opening. Once I squeezed some pre-cum on it however, I was okay, and the sounds fell in a little bit more.

Just to give you an idea how far the sounds went in, look at this cut-away.

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The sounds went in as far as the base of the bulb, just before the opening of the Cowper's gland. They've never reached the prostate or the bladder. If you want to go that far, you need a set of THESE! The Van Buren sounds!

http://www.medicaltoys.com/NI-VBSS.jpg

Fetish nurse not included. :D

I have a set of these, but I don't dare try them. This is what it looks like when fully inserted.

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Yep! They go right into the bladder! And they have to be inserted quickly when you're not erect! Also, if you get a boner once it's in, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT OUT! You have to wait until you become limp before you can maneuver it out, which will be extremely difficult for me since I'm easily excitable. Hell, I couldn't even insert it in the first place because I need a boner just to produce enough lube to coat the thing!

There's also other models such as Pratts and Rodebuds, but I'll pass for now.

As for peeing afterwards (a requirement after such a practice), yes it's a bit uncomfortable. But once I've done this a couple of times, it's less painful than when spermicide foam containing Nonoxynol-9 gets inside my urethra. So I'm a lot stronger, and a lot roomier than I thought.

However, this doesn't mean I want to participate in this activity too often. Because one of the side-effects of this play is that it leaves me wasted afterwards, and even a bit nauseous. It's not necessarily a physical thing mind you. It more likely a psychosomatic effect brought on by the realization that I can insert large steel rods inside the most delicate orifice of my body with few ill effects! I still can't grasp that this is even possible at such an extent! Eight inches and more! That's a lot!

So that's my initial sounding experience. As for the Prince's Wand I'm considering, that'll have to wait until I get some more experience with the sounds, and I stop getting wasted and nauseous afterwards.

Is anybody still here? Hello? :)

Yeah, I'm still here. While the thought of sounding doesn't scare me, it doesn't excite me either, so I don't plan on trying it. It was very interesting to hear your writeup, Milnoc, and I'm sure it will help someone out there.

Looking at that makes me cringe, and I'm not even a guy =P

This doesn't really appeal to me, but its good that someone took the time to understand how to get into this and how to do it safely. Enjoy greatly Milnoc!

An update.

I have a urinary tract infection.

Despite my precautions, I still manage to be sloppy and infected myself. I'm now on a ten day regime of antibiotics which, after just one day, have made me feel so much better.

I'll be honest. This isn't a big surprise. I knew the risks when I tried urethra play, but I also knew there were a wide range of treatments available for the consequences. Living in a country with socialized medicine also helps by not worrying about the treatment costs. :)

Still, I don't regret my "Jackass" moment. I had a lot of nagging questions that needed to be answered, and I now know just how tough I can be. Most important, I'll know what to expect if ever I need to go through a medical intervention that involves the "natural pathways", and be less frightened about it. My kidney stone episode last year left me so frightened about what MIGHT happen that I was thoroughly disgusted with myself.

Putting the infection aside, the experience did turn out to be a bit too intense for me, draining me of all my energy for 24 hours the two times I've tried it. And as a sexual thrill, it leaves much to be desired.

So, no more urethral play for me! And no Prince's Wand either.

I want to thank my doctor for saving me from myself. :) I've only had him since the beginning of the year, but he's turning out to be a cool and understanding doc!

Despite me not needing them anymore, my urethral sounds are NOT for sale. I have a great idea for a horror movie! :D

AFAIK, there are 2 kinda gateway thingies, i forget the name, that men have which help prevent uti's. So, afaik, sticking to play within the shaft will not result in significant risk of uti's.

YMMV.

Me - has prince's wand. no problems.

At least, no uti problems.

I own a full set of urethral sounds myself. *edit* hagar *edit*

To each their own I guess, fun for me

Okay, it would seem that most guys would almost rather take a knee to the balls that have something shoved inside their cock, but sexually centric urethral play is NOT in the same category as catheterization or any other medical procedure.

I got into urethra play several years ago after reading about the practice. It was a slow progression from small to large sounds. About a year ago, I did the PA as I had reached the point where the thought of being able to wear a PA wand was appealing. I have to admit, allowing another person to pierce my cock took all the courage I could muster, but not one time have I regretted getting the PA, nor was it painful (the anxiety moments before the piercing were way worse than the reality).

After the PA healed, I order a custom PA wand that is a series of 3/8"wide X 3/4"long polished stainless capsules connected with 1"long narrow stainless rods so that the whole thing is flexible. I really crave the feeling of it sliding inside my cock. The sensations when fucking are over the top due to the bulges the capsules make in the urethra playing against both the outside and the inside of my cock. In addition, I have a more typical PA wand for those times when I want to stuff my cock for extended periods (ie it is hollow). The weight of the stainless wand feels great tugging at my cock all day.

Urethra play is certainly at the edge, but it is enjoyable and I can say that the inside of my cock is as much an erogenous zone as the outside and having both involved makes sex all that much more fun.

dtbw

woah, a flexible wand?

from whence was this purchased? do you have pictures? how much was this?

it's been a while since i looked around at wands and such.

Flex PA wand system
 

Thought I would post a few pics of the flex wand setup I own. As the pics show, the bits thread together to give me quite a few different combinations. The large ring is frenum ring that sits just under the glans hugging the cock. The red part is a urethral estim probe (only the tip is conductive). If you have not discovered estim, you really are missing out on one of modern technologies latest gifts. The other parts are pretty self explanatory. FYI, the diameter of the parts is 3/8" and at the greatest extension, 8" long. The estim probe is a full 10". I am currently having a new upper section made that will have a low profile (flattened) PA crossbar and the more typical ball on the end. The new section will still allow me to connect all the other pieces to it with the exception of the estim probe which requires the existing upper section. The new upper section, while hollow, will not have adequate bore to pass the probe. The main reason for the new upper section is the current one has its drawbacks during intercourse (mainly the extruding crossbar post) and I wanted a more typical PA wand appearance for times when others might see my jewelry. If anyone is interested in details, please PM me.

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For those of us that enjoy urethra play, the fear of a urinary tract infection is always in the back of our mind. I started off doing the extended boiling as I lacked an autoclave, but that was a real pain. I then remembered that as a kid going to the doctor that they always kept the oral thermometers in a container filled with cotton soaked in what I later in life discovered was denatured alcohol (ie 100% pure ethanol that has been rendered undrinkable...I remembered the thermometer having an awful, bitter taste). A bit of research confirmed that denatured alcohol was an excellent disinfectant due to being a very strong desiccant. I use an ultrasonic cleaner along with the denatured alcohol to thoroughly clean all the parts of my flex wand system and then I store the bits in a bath of denatured alcohol. When I get ready to use them, I rinse them off in water to remove the denatured alcohol as it would not be a pleasant feeling inside the urethra.

I have been using this technique for about 6 months and have had no uti issues, so it must be working.

dtbw

hey dtbw, i'm looking for someone to answer my questions about the PA wands because in my country i can't even find someone that knows what they are. U seem to know quite a lot about em, i was super impressed especially when u started talking about the estim probe... i need more info, please pm me asap.

DEVIL SATAN PAIN!!!

Will NEVER have anything jabbed up there EVAR again!!

/crawles back into corner.

Fuck.

No.

Steel rods jammed up my cock? No thanks.