I too, add another voice to the "ouch" chorus

I've done it a few times. It's interesting and I definitely hit the ceiling every time, but it's not something I would make a habit of. I'm a pain=pleasure kinda guy but it's not my focus.

I've had a drain tube in mine whilst abed in the hospital, so I'm gonna go ahead and say a great big NO to that, but if you wanna do that go right ahead.

Guh! I almost yell every time I read this thread title, and my balls retract. Sorry, not for me.

I have to throw my voice into the chorus here. I have to say, I'm into a lot of things, but this has always been one that's been firmly on my 'no' list. I'm even a bit of a masochist, but this strikes me as a totally non-erotic sort of pain. And even though some say it can be done without pain, even then I don't view it erotically, so I don't think I would get any enjoyment out of it. But to each their own. Even though it does make me cringe, I do have to thank Milnoc for his very good post about the details and methods.

it's not tht bad
 

i am male and have done urethral play since i was young. if you can think of it i prolly have put it in my pee hole. my favorite is those glass or plastic stir sticks. glass is dangerous, but much more slippery than anything else i've tried. with the glass one i always use my pre-cum or just my spit for lube. i just get it started in my pee hole and push it in a few inches and then a little more until about 4 or 5 five inches are in with 2 inched on the outside so you don't have an accident and lose or break it. then as you get used to it, slide it in and out slowly. by now the pre-cum is just dripping everywhere. dam... it feels so good...so sexy. keep sliding in and out. my cock is so hard it's about to burst, but the stimulation is so intense that i can't cum yet. just more sliding in and out of my glistening urethra. now i start teasing with one finger, the area just below where the glass shaft is sliding in and out of my cock. it is so slippery with the dripping pre-cum. i'm concentrating on the area where the skin is very thin at the tip right near where the glass stick is pumping in and out causing the pre-cum to run out like a oil well. i keep teasing the area while still stabbing my urethra. i feel the cum starting to build and i sliding more and more while teasing the tender area under my pee hole. i can't hold it anymore and i release the infurno as i still slide the glass in and out. the cum runs out and all over the glass and feels so good and even more slippery from the cum i just spewed up my piss tube. ah man what a orgasm. cum it everywhere and now i slowly take the glass stick from pee hole and watch the cum as it drips off the piss hole fuck stick.

100% Ditto. No. Not for me.. . At all. I feel poorly!

Erm... I might not have a penis but I have a urethra and this does not sound at all appealing.

I have done this. I have used many things before I got my price albert wand. The best thing I did was to use a full size candycane. I inserted it all the way to the hooked end. Once it was full in me, I had the best sex with my wife I had ever had. The feeling was beyond description. But, let it be known that blowing your wad inside your wife while a full size candycane is in your dick, and your dick is inside her, is AWESOME!!!!

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If I get a chance, I will post a pic of a candycane in my dick.
someone needs to ask me to post it and I will.

I had to pee but I dont think i'll be able to until he comes back in a week or twelve. I tried it once. ONCE. In the shower. It was a new type of pain.

Oh god dammit when am I going to learn to listen.

No. Thanks.

I consider myself open-minded and kind of kinky. But, no.

After you pee a couple of times, it gets back to normal. This pain is common for forst timers, or if you tried to large of a sound. You have to admit, the feeling once a sound is in in really intence. Oh, and there are hollow sounds, they are generally called a prince albert's wand. Look it up, they can be put in and left in for as long as you like. And sex with one in, is AWESOME!

If I were a guy, my nuts would DEFINITELY be retracting. ughhhhhhhh ew no ick ack ptooie.

I used to do it and really enjoyed it at the time. Its a little harder now so I haven't tried it since sizing my PA up to 3/8.

I have looked at 47 years Meatotomie itself cut ostium Externa (the urethral opening) at 12 a.m. to 6 p.m. clock have expanded somewhat. The advantage is that you easily plugs or electrical masturbation sounds into the urethra can introduce sterile. I think it looks very good.
Here, I have a slot length of about 18mm achieved. The problem is not the urethral opening, but the narrowness of the underside of the highlights in the amount of the approach is Frenulum. Since I am currently on the stretch and had so far reached 10.5 mm in diameter. Here, I would not be cut because otherwise the Meatotomie too big, and in a submission on it.

Holy crap!
Whatever translation program you're using sucks...

I really hope it does because my inner babelfish pieced that together as saying that he's... modified... his urethral opening to accomodate larger sounding implements and is running into the limits of something to do with his frenulum rather than how wide his urethra is.