|Guys| What about urethra play? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

prince_albert · 10-01-2003, 07:08 PM

Well, I was schocked when I saw this topic, guys have a hole too and I am not refering to the rear one. So, how many of you have ever tried urethra play? I must say, its awsome! Dont worry about lubricant either, your dick will produce some of its own!

i8one2 · 10-01-2003, 07:25 PM

Having been reamed by a 9" cotton swab due to a VD thing I had in Korea, I am not one for hole play on my end. I have enough diversified ways of stimulation for myself, that sticking an object in my penis, just doesn't do anything for me.
PS...I have a penis piercing that doesn't effect my hole either, but it does aid in pleasuring myself and my sub in many ways. My urethra will stay virgin, unless a medical condition warrants otherwise.

prince_albert · 10-01-2003, 07:46 PM

OH! No thats not a pleasent one, I know what you are talking about, smooth metalic objects are much more pleasurable and not painfull at all!

Tophat665 · 10-01-2003, 07:48 PM

** Shudder **

I'll let you know when my gonads drop again. Whatever floats your boat, but that ain't for me.

prince_albert · 10-01-2003, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tophat665
Whatever floats your boat

Is it considered "bad" if you hear that every day

darkallaround · 10-01-2003, 08:35 PM

ok...i guess im just lost...but you're talking about shoving objects into the opening at the end of your penis right?

um...i'd have to say no for myself, although i've had blowjobs where they swirl the tongue on that hole and it feels pretty good.

preluder · 10-01-2003, 10:29 PM

now that's just weird... i've never heard of it. and wouldn't stuff get stuck?

SecretMethod70 · 10-01-2003, 11:05 PM

I.....still need to pick my jaw up off the floor and my heart from my stomach so I can go read other threads.

That just sounds downright bad.

prince_albert · 10-02-2003, 03:33 AM

I say, try it and then turn it down

blackdas · 10-02-2003, 05:35 AM

i get limp just thinking about it

Sapper · 10-02-2003, 07:39 AM

Tried it ... fucking OUCH !!

Charlatan · 10-02-2003, 08:12 AM

I've heard that this is good for some but really... ouch.

I've been swabbed and I've had a catheter... that hole is definately out only...

bermuDa · 10-02-2003, 08:14 AM

talking about sounding? I guess it might feel good but I don't think I'd try it.

mmjau · 10-02-2003, 08:16 AM

Hmmm, i'm open for most things but this... not so sure

dragonhawk · 10-02-2003, 11:16 AM

Sounds painful...

Things like what?

asshopo · 10-02-2003, 12:15 PM

No thanks, that would hurt!

I saw a pr0n clip of some chick jamming a small vibrator (1/2in maybe?) into hole of this guys penis and I have to say that it looked pretty gross. He looked like he enjoyed it, but he prolly just got paid well for that scene?!?

Plan9Senior · 10-02-2003, 12:22 PM

Having had an STD swab test before, this post sent a cringe down my spine and made my nuts retract. For the love of God, I could not imagine how one would get pleasure out of messing their urethra

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Mr. Spacemonkey · 10-02-2003, 12:29 PM

This is just odd. I am shuddering at the thought of this. I would never consider it . . . . . . . ew!

Evil Milkman · 10-02-2003, 03:05 PM

*shudder*

Ouch.

dnd · 10-02-2003, 03:38 PM

no no no....
thats not an entrance!!! damn its just not natural...come on! be sensible! yuk eugh yuk!

padam · 10-02-2003, 09:09 PM

are you crazy

livewirerc · 10-03-2003, 07:40 AM

Sounding is a whole lot of fun! I've got a set of Hegar sounds (Check 'em out here: http://www.medicaltoys.com/sounds.htm) and I must say that when I'm in the mood for 'em that there's nothing like it. Very cool toys for when my wife wants to play with me.

Jason

Redlemon · 10-03-2003, 07:45 AM

I'm surprised at the overwhelmingly negative responses in this thread, especially when compared to the number of positive responses to the "anal sex on men" thread. In fact, the reponses seem to be as negative as the "blumpy" thread (but don't go there if you are going to eat soon).

I've never considered urethra play, but I'm not going to reject it out of hand.

Astrocloud · 10-03-2003, 08:12 AM

I've read about it and tried it as a teenager. One word comes to mind... ouch.

iamjero · 10-03-2003, 08:21 AM

My first response was to run for my life but I couldnt move, kinda like a deer in headlights.... but now that the initial shock is over Id have to say that, depending on how attractive the woman was, I guess Id try it. As long as whatever was being inserted was very small and done in a very gentle manner.

collide · 10-03-2003, 02:51 PM

You've all obviously have not seen the "horrifying worm".

Basically, some guy posted a graphic instructional on how to shove a gummi worm up that tiny hole using a hanger and squeezing it back out, all syrupy-like.

You can find just about anything on the Internet. Anything.

numist_net · 10-03-2003, 03:57 PM

thats definitely a negative... and collide... hell no! I dont need to be spurting red jelly out of my urethra.

My penis is made to go inside of things, nothing goes inside my penis thanks...

oh man...

Jolt · 10-03-2003, 05:26 PM

tried it once.

scratched something, somehow.

won't EVER try it again.

bradexample · 10-03-2003, 08:00 PM

as yet another swab test victim (chlymidia test... girlfriend at the time ended up having a bladder infection) i echo the sentiments that it hurts like all fuck and no way is anything ever going voluntarily into my urethra.

loxor · 10-03-2003, 09:06 PM

well... the way i look at it... god designed that oriface for stuff to come out... not go in... but dood... life is an experemnt.... so ... why not :-)

Tuffy_McGee · 10-03-2003, 09:53 PM

That's awefull. How about we try sticking jacks down the throat, or live mice in my ear?

forkies · 10-06-2003, 05:01 PM

i'm with those that cringe just thinking about it, but thought you'd like some pics

ally · 10-06-2003, 05:28 PM

I think its sounds cool, dont think my SO would be up to it but could someone explain it a bit more?

sigma1042 · 10-07-2003, 12:21 PM

no chance
i had a couple tumors in my bladder, the doc went in to get them the hard way
the first time i definitely was being put to sleep
the second time they wanted to do it right in his office, his nurse was gonna try it, betadine'd my unit up, touched my tip with the cold camera thing, and that was it for me
i said no way, send me back into the hospital and put me under

plus it hurt to pee for 2 days
so nothing is going in me that i'm not eating

tekaweni · 10-07-2003, 03:05 PM

OW!!!! No No No No NO!!!

/\/\etalhea|) · 10-08-2003, 05:39 PM

I almost never say no. I'm up for a lot. But that ain't happenin'. Does that guy in the pics look happy?

IC3 · 10-08-2003, 05:41 PM

All I can think of is OUCH...I could not possibly stand the sight of something being insterted in the hole of my dick

cruisergirl · 11-01-2003, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sigma1042
no chance
i had a couple tumors in my bladder, the doc went in to get them the hard way

My Boyfreinds father just had that done, and it was not fun for him. Plus, I've had a catheter, and I just can't imagine. But, then again, don't you think that anal sex was a little weird when you first heard of it?

To each his own, I suppose.

VF19 · 11-01-2003, 04:41 PM

jeez, it hurts just thinking of it.

slysithesupersp · 11-01-2003, 06:15 PM

:O ow

10-01-2003, 07:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
prince_albert Banned Location: Bradford, UK	\|Guys\| What about urethra play? Well, I was schocked when I saw this topic, guys have a hole too and I am not refering to the rear one. So, how many of you have ever tried urethra play? I must say, its awsome! Dont worry about lubricant either, your dick will produce some of its own!

10-01-2003, 07:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
i8one2 COMPLETED and A TRAINER Location: BEAN_TOWN	Having been reamed by a 9" cotton swab due to a VD thing I had in Korea, I am not one for hole play on my end. I have enough diversified ways of stimulation for myself, that sticking an object in my penis, just doesn't do anything for me. PS...I have a penis piercing that doesn't effect my hole either, but it does aid in pleasuring myself and my sub in many ways. My urethra will stay virgin, unless a medical condition warrants otherwise. __________________ LEATHER, LATEX and LACE "SSC" "Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad" Quality is for those who know what they want and are at peace with what they have. "S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker

10-01-2003, 07:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Shudder I'll let you know when my gonads drop again. Whatever floats your boat, but that ain't for me. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-01-2003, 08:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
darkallaround Tilted	ok...i guess im just lost...but you're talking about shoving objects into the opening at the end of your penis right? um...i'd have to say no for myself, although i've had blowjobs where they swirl the tongue on that hole and it feels pretty good. __________________ the darkness it surrounds me, consumes my very soul. within this worthless existence i shall never be made whole.

10-01-2003, 11:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
SecretMethod70 Human Administrator Location: Chicago	I.....still need to pick my jaw up off the floor and my heart from my stomach so I can go read other threads. That just sounds downright bad. __________________ Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling

10-01-2003, 07:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
prince_albert Banned Location: Bradford, UK	OH! No thats not a pleasent one, I know what you are talking about, smooth metalic objects are much more pleasurable and not painfull at all!

10-01-2003, 10:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
preluder Tilted Location: Houston, TX	now that's just weird... i've never heard of it. and wouldn't stuff get stuck?

10-02-2003, 03:33 AM	#9 (permalink)
prince_albert Banned Location: Bradford, UK	I say, try it and then turn it down

10-02-2003, 05:35 AM	#10 (permalink)
blackdas Crazy	i get limp just thinking about it

10-02-2003, 07:39 AM	#11 (permalink)
Sapper Insane Location: The Internet	Tried it ... fucking OUCH !! __________________ rm -f /bin/laden

10-02-2003, 08:12 AM	#12 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I've heard that this is good for some but really... ouch. I've been swabbed and I've had a catheter... that hole is definately out only... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-02-2003, 08:14 AM	#13 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	talking about sounding? I guess it might feel good but I don't think I'd try it. __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

10-02-2003, 08:16 AM	#14 (permalink)
mmjau Upright Location: Sverige	Hmmm, i'm open for most things but this... not so sure

10-02-2003, 11:16 AM	#15 (permalink)
dragonhawk Psycho Location: In Games.	Sounds painful... Things like what? __________________ ---------------------------------------------- "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

10-02-2003, 12:15 PM	#16 (permalink)
asshopo Insane Location: Michigan	No thanks, that would hurt! I saw a pr0n clip of some chick jamming a small vibrator (1/2in maybe?) into hole of this guys penis and I have to say that it looked pretty gross. He looked like he enjoyed it, but he prolly just got paid well for that scene?!? __________________ Patterns have a habit of repeating themselves.

10-02-2003, 03:05 PM	#19 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	shudder Ouch.

10-02-2003, 12:22 PM	#17 (permalink)
Plan9Senior Banned Location: Orange County, California	Having had an STD swab test before, this post sent a cringe down my spine and made my nuts retract. For the love of God, I could not imagine how one would get pleasure out of messing their urethra . Last edited by Plan9Senior; 10-02-2003 at 02:39 PM..

10-02-2003, 12:29 PM	#18 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	This is just odd. I am shuddering at the thought of this. I would never consider it . . . . . . . ew! __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

10-02-2003, 03:38 PM	#20 (permalink)
dnd Psycho Location: London...no longer a student	no no no.... thats not an entrance!!! damn its just not natural...come on! be sensible! yuk eugh yuk! __________________ "Never underestimate a dumb question"-- Brandon Boyd

10-02-2003, 09:09 PM	#21 (permalink)
padam Upright Location: Houston	are you crazy

10-03-2003, 07:40 AM	#22 (permalink)
livewirerc Insane Location: Austin, TX	Sounding is a whole lot of fun! I've got a set of Hegar sounds (Check 'em out here: http://www.medicaltoys.com/sounds.htm) and I must say that when I'm in the mood for 'em that there's nothing like it. Very cool toys for when my wife wants to play with me. Jason

10-03-2003, 07:45 AM	#23 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I'm surprised at the overwhelmingly negative responses in this thread, especially when compared to the number of positive responses to the "anal sex on men" thread. In fact, the reponses seem to be as negative as the "blumpy" thread (but don't go there if you are going to eat soon). I've never considered urethra play, but I'm not going to reject it out of hand. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-03-2003, 08:12 AM	#24 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	I've read about it and tried it as a teenager. One word comes to mind... ouch.

10-03-2003, 08:21 AM	#25 (permalink)
iamjero Insane Location: New Orleans/Oakland/San Diego/Chicago	My first response was to run for my life but I couldnt move, kinda like a deer in headlights.... but now that the initial shock is over Id have to say that, depending on how attractive the woman was, I guess Id try it. As long as whatever was being inserted was very small and done in a very gentle manner. __________________ "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" - Joseph Stalin

10-03-2003, 02:51 PM	#26 (permalink)
collide Turn off your TV. Location: ... .- -. ..-. .-. .- -. -.-. .. ... -.-. --- --..-- -.-. .-	You've all obviously have not seen the "horrifying worm". Basically, some guy posted a graphic instructional on how to shove a gummi worm up that tiny hole using a hanger and squeezing it back out, all syrupy-like. You can find just about anything on the Internet. Anything. __________________ "inhuman fiery goat worship" is an anagram for "information superhighway" -kingvolc

10-03-2003, 03:57 PM	#27 (permalink)
numist_net Banned Location: UCSD	thats definitely a negative... and collide... hell no! I dont need to be spurting red jelly out of my urethra. My penis is made to go inside of things, nothing goes inside my penis thanks... oh man...

10-03-2003, 05:26 PM	#28 (permalink)
Jolt Insane Location: Over here	tried it once. scratched something, somehow. won't EVER try it again.

10-03-2003, 08:00 PM	#29 (permalink)
bradexample Psycho Location: new york	as yet another swab test victim (chlymidia test... girlfriend at the time ended up having a bladder infection) i echo the sentiments that it hurts like all fuck and no way is anything ever going voluntarily into my urethra.

10-03-2003, 09:06 PM	#30 (permalink)
loxor Upright Location: Kalamazoo . Mi	well... the way i look at it... god designed that oriface for stuff to come out... not go in... but dood... life is an experemnt.... so ... why not :-)

10-03-2003, 09:53 PM	#31 (permalink)
Tuffy_McGee Crazy	That's awefull. How about we try sticking jacks down the throat, or live mice in my ear?

10-06-2003, 05:01 PM	#32 (permalink)
forkies Tilted	i'm with those that cringe just thinking about it, but thought you'd like some pics

10-06-2003, 05:28 PM	#33 (permalink)
ally Insane Location: Boone,NC	I think its sounds cool, dont think my SO would be up to it but could someone explain it a bit more?

10-07-2003, 12:21 PM	#34 (permalink)
sigma1042 Crazy	no chance i had a couple tumors in my bladder, the doc went in to get them the hard way the first time i definitely was being put to sleep the second time they wanted to do it right in his office, his nurse was gonna try it, betadine'd my unit up, touched my tip with the cold camera thing, and that was it for me i said no way, send me back into the hospital and put me under plus it hurt to pee for 2 days so nothing is going in me that i'm not eating __________________ [Arthur] HA HA HA HA, It's a little joke![/Arthur]

10-07-2003, 03:05 PM	#35 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	OW!!!! No No No No NO!!! __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-08-2003, 05:39 PM	#36 (permalink)
/\/\etalhea\|) Tilted Location: Dee mtns. of VA	I almost never say no. I'm up for a lot. But that ain't happenin'. Does that guy in the pics look happy?
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10-08-2003, 05:41 PM	#37 (permalink)
IC3 Poison Location: Canada	All I can think of is OUCH...I could not possibly stand the sight of something being insterted in the hole of my dick __________________ "To win any battle, you must fight as if you were already dead" -Musashi