|Guys| What about urethra play?
 

Well, I was schocked when I saw this topic, guys have a hole too and I am not refering to the rear one. So, how many of you have ever tried urethra play? I must say, its awsome! Dont worry about lubricant either, your dick will produce some of its own!:eek:

Having been reamed by a 9" cotton swab due to a VD thing I had in Korea, I am not one for hole play on my end. I have enough diversified ways of stimulation for myself, that sticking an object in my penis, just doesn't do anything for me.
PS...I have a penis piercing that doesn't effect my hole either, but it does aid in pleasuring myself and my sub in many ways. My urethra will stay virgin, unless a medical condition warrants otherwise.

OH! No thats not a pleasent one, I know what you are talking about, smooth metalic objects are much more pleasurable and not painfull at all!

** Shudder **

I'll let you know when my gonads drop again. Whatever floats your boat, but that ain't for me.

Is it considered "bad" if you hear that every day:hmm: :lol:

ok...i guess im just lost...but you're talking about shoving objects into the opening at the end of your penis right?

um...i'd have to say no for myself, although i've had blowjobs where they swirl the tongue on that hole and it feels pretty good.

now that's just weird... i've never heard of it. and wouldn't stuff get stuck?

I.....still need to pick my jaw up off the floor and my heart from my stomach so I can go read other threads.

That just sounds downright bad.

I say, try it and then turn it down ;)

i get limp just thinking about it :(

Tried it ... fucking OUCH !!

I've heard that this is good for some but really... ouch.

I've been swabbed and I've had a catheter... that hole is definately out only...

talking about sounding? I guess it might feel good but I don't think I'd try it.

Hmmm, i'm open for most things but this... not so sure :)

Sounds painful...

Things like what?

No thanks, that would hurt!

I saw a pr0n clip of some chick jamming a small vibrator (1/2in maybe?) into hole of this guys penis and I have to say that it looked pretty gross. He looked like he enjoyed it, but he prolly just got paid well for that scene?!?

Having had an STD swab test before, this post sent a cringe down my spine and made my nuts retract. For the love of God, I could not imagine how one would get pleasure out of messing their urethra :(.

This is just odd. I am shuddering at the thought of this. I would never consider it . . . . . . . ew!

*shudder*

Ouch. :eek:

no no no....
thats not an entrance!!! damn its just not natural...come on! be sensible! yuk eugh yuk!

are you crazy

Sounding is a whole lot of fun! I've got a set of Hegar sounds (Check 'em out here: http://www.medicaltoys.com/sounds.htm) and I must say that when I'm in the mood for 'em that there's nothing like it. Very cool toys for when my wife wants to play with me.

Jason

I'm surprised at the overwhelmingly negative responses in this thread, especially when compared to the number of positive responses to the "anal sex on men" thread. In fact, the reponses seem to be as negative as the "blumpy" thread (but don't go there if you are going to eat soon).

I've never considered urethra play, but I'm not going to reject it out of hand.

I've read about it and tried it as a teenager. One word comes to mind... ouch.

My first response was to run for my life but I couldnt move, kinda like a deer in headlights.... but now that the initial shock is over Id have to say that, depending on how attractive the woman was, I guess Id try it. As long as whatever was being inserted was very small and done in a very gentle manner.

You've all obviously have not seen the "horrifying worm".

Basically, some guy posted a graphic instructional on how to shove a gummi worm up that tiny hole using a hanger and squeezing it back out, all syrupy-like.

You can find just about anything on the Internet. Anything.

thats definitely a negative... and collide... hell no! I dont need to be spurting red jelly out of my urethra.

My penis is made to go inside of things, nothing goes inside my penis thanks...

oh man...

tried it once.

scratched something, somehow.

won't EVER try it again.

as yet another swab test victim (chlymidia test... girlfriend at the time ended up having a bladder infection) i echo the sentiments that it hurts like all fuck and no way is anything ever going voluntarily into my urethra.

well... the way i look at it... god designed that oriface for stuff to come out... not go in... but dood... life is an experemnt.... so ... why not :-)

That's awefull. How about we try sticking jacks down the throat, or live mice in my ear?

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:)

i'm with those that cringe just thinking about it, but thought you'd like some pics

I think its sounds cool, dont think my SO would be up to it but could someone explain it a bit more?

no chance
i had a couple tumors in my bladder, the doc went in to get them the hard way
the first time i definitely was being put to sleep
the second time they wanted to do it right in his office, his nurse was gonna try it, betadine'd my unit up, touched my tip with the cold camera thing, and that was it for me
i said no way, send me back into the hospital and put me under

plus it hurt to pee for 2 days
so nothing is going in me that i'm not eating

OW!!!! No No No No NO!!!

I almost never say no. I'm up for a lot. But that ain't happenin'. Does that guy in the pics look happy?

All I can think of is OUCH...I could not possibly stand the sight of something being insterted in the hole of my dick

My Boyfreinds father just had that done, and it was not fun for him. Plus, I've had a catheter, and I just can't imagine. But, then again, don't you think that anal sex was a little weird when you first heard of it?

To each his own, I suppose.

jeez, it hurts just thinking of it.

:O ow